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taraniterror, we were tipped off that this was heading south to .005 a few days ago... that is when my posts became negative. If the stock were to go up 100% from here I would be even with my investment here....ouch! I'm funding my account to buy more starting at .006 and if I'm lucky be able to get some .005's. I should have known better and sold off and waited to buy back in. At this point I have to go with the guru's that have had this one pegged from the start. I hope we close .012 or less today so I can get a GTC order in at .006 ready for next week. Right now there are so many down here that we need sub-cents to make any sense here. If the company is not buying here why should we. If we get a concerted heavy enough bid way down there on GTC's it should gap down to fill us. Right now FGFC has a black eye from the crap it is pulling with the market....... which equates to more than enough ammo for the mm's to take this down. Besides, it's Friday..... FGFC tanks in the afternoon. At this point I do not care, I will hold through the storm and grab them when they hit the projected .005 target.
Have a great weekend!
FGFC turned out to be a POS Scam!!!!
Note to self, "no more pinksheets!"
Forget this market, time to go bass fishing.
itsmikie, I've been playing 'em for 15 years now on the side. I never made a living trading. Looking at the PR, THERE MAY BE NO BUYBACK. That's right! If you read it right, there is a resolution by the BOD to buyback. A resolution by the BOD in itself does not mean it will happen. If the CEO can not obtain funding to complete the buyback, it will not happen. It is a directive for upper mgmt. to do a "best effort" job at completing the task. All the CEO has to do is say," Dear BOD, it is not feasible at this time to complete the directive, we can not attain the funds to complete the resolution at this time." In the meantime, insiders frontload on the open market lining their pockets." Like the old saying go's, "if it sounds too good to be true...." The sad thing is that they can get away with this legit. Another thing, all those banking relationships can be a simple a FGFC savings account with a $50 deposit. We all know damn well that if this was a legit deal that the funding would have been in place prior to the PR and the buyback would have immediatly commenced. This is looking more and more like a scam....... tons of shareholders have had their investments slashed...... a few thousand here, a couple hundred there, $10k everywhere adds up........... now answer yourself one question, WHERE DID ALL THAT MONEY GO TO?
I feel the pain with everyone else here. I put my family summer vacation fund in FGFC, thought it would do no wrong with a company buyback to .06. I had to tell my boys that this summer there will be no trip out west, we will have to go camping in the state........ and to make things worse, my wife is saying to leave her behind. God I hate companies that scam good people. I'm sure the insiders will enjoy my funds towards their family vacations this summer.
FGFC is DOWN +75% since last week from .035
$100 last week = $25 this week
The company will not even take the ASK down here at .02 and shareholders (some) are down 75% may have reason to believe the sky is falling. Some better check the restriction status on the insiders shares, the tape tells another story.
The company has been pumping this down 75%, soo much for increasing shareholder value considering the BULK of shareholders came in last week to the present.
I have some business today, see you all later.
Good Trading!
Someone contact the company and tell them how to enter a limit order. If they are serious about buying at .06............ let's see a 50,000,000 Limit GTC up to .025 and lock a floor in. You are correct, they can buy in the open market. The question is why they are not taking advantage of the current PPS. Something is wrong here. Not bashing, I hold a position here and am concerned that I am getting scammed. FGFC is offered at .021 right now and the company is not buying........... the message I get is that the PPS is tooooo high for them to buy. For all we know the insiders are frontloading the stock to JoePublic and this buyback is a scam to help it along. It would be nice to see a PR that says Insiders are not and have not sold. If this is legit, the reputable MM's like NITE and HILL would have run this to .05 - .06 by now. The $206,770 is probably JoePublic's money. I am lighting a candle right now, my screen smells of scam.
If FGFC plans on this buyback of 45,000,000 shares up to .06 per share the total $ invested is $2.7 million. TAKE that $2.7 Million and BID in the open market up to .025 per share...... that will grab 108+ million shares...... which should be enough to wipe out the SELLER here, my guess buysellmerge.com. This way they get more bang for the buck and the shareholders here will loose OUR LARGEST HOLDER that is selling off the lot. This PPS is sooooooo full of $hit that my screen is starting to stink soooo bad I may need to light a candle to mask the stench. All this volume may be flipping from one account to another to mask a short position. The previous shell may have been a scam and now a mm(s) may be stuck. No damn way the PPS should be down here with the volume over the last week alone. The BOD may also want to consider buying out the previous insiders restricted shares to further reduce the os. Something is not right here, according to my calculations from the tape, the float has been rolled a few times now and the PPS drops. If the company is serious about buying up to .06, why are they not buying at .02. Something is wrong here and I will not add to my position any more until we get some clarity around here.
FGFC is going to SPIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No hype, read the tape....... float is about wiped with the new developments. Too bad there was not a short element here, they could take it to $0.50 at the click of the mouse. Just wait until this hits the OTCBB and reporting requirements are needed by the brokerage houses after July.
Can we all say, " MOMO!"
Good Trading!
NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE)--June 13, 2006--First Guardian Financial Corporation (Pink Sheets: FGFC - News) today reported that during a specially called Board of Directors meeting that it has adopted a resolution on Monday, June 12, 2006, to further reduce the Company's outstanding shares of common stock by another 20 million shares.
The reduction will be above and beyond the previously announced projected buyback plan of 25 million common shares as previously announced the plan calls for the company to pay up to 0.06 cents per share as the company believes in its future very strongly and at that level (the company believes) it is at least 40% below value (pre forward split levels). "This resolution reflects the commitment of First Guardian Financial Corporations management and Board of Directors to restore and build value for our current and future shareholders," commented Abraham Rosenman, President.
"The company would like to reduce the common shares outstanding to no more than 15 to 20 million shares; in conjunction with its reduction plan, the company is also working diligently on obtaining audited financial statements for its desired move to the OTCBB," said Abraham Rosenman, President FGFC.
About First Guardian Financial Corporation:
The company is a Financial Holding Company currently providing Commercial Real Estate Financing & Invests for its own portfolio in small to mid sized businesses. Its primary goal is to provide short term financing within the commercial real estate market and invest and or provide secured short term financing to businesses either in the start up stage or growth stage throughout the United States.
This press release does not constitute an offer of any securities for sale. This press release contains certain forward-looking statements within the meaning of Section 27A of the Securities Act of 1933 and Section 21E of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934. These forward-looking statements involve certain risks and uncertainties that could cause actual results to differ, including, without limitation, the company's limited operating history and history of losses, the inability to successfully obtain further funding, the inability to raise capital on terms acceptable to the company, the inability to compete effectively in the marketplace, the inability to complete the proposed acquisition and such other risks that could cause the actual results to differ materially from those contained in the company's projections or forward-looking statements. All forward-looking statements in this press release are based on information available to the company as of the date hereof, and the company undertakes no obligation to update forward-looking statements to reflect events or circumstances occurring after the date of this press release.
Contact:
First Guardian Financial Corporation
Investor Relations, 212-572-4823
Fax: 212-572-6499
ir@guardianfinancialcorp.com
www.guardianfinancialcorp.com
Source: First Guardian Financial Corporation
FGFC +36%
Hawking Says Humans Must Go Into Space
By SYLVIA HUI
HONG KONG (AP) - The survival of the human race depends on its ability to find new homes elsewhere in the universe because there's an increasing risk that a disaster will destroy the Earth, world-renowned scientist Stephen Hawking said Tuesday.
The British astrophysicist told a news conference in Hong Kong that humans could have a permanent base on the moon in 20 years and a colony on Mars in the next 40 years.
``We won't find anywhere as nice as Earth unless we go to another star system,'' added Hawking, who arrived to a rock star's welcome Monday. Tickets for his lecture planned for Wednesday were sold out.
He added that if humans can avoid killing themselves in the next 100 years, they should have space settlements that can continue without support from Earth.
``It is important for the human race to spread out into space for the survival of the species,'' Hawking said. ``Life on Earth is at the ever-increasing risk of being wiped out by a disaster, such as sudden global warming, nuclear war, a genetically engineered virus or other dangers we have not yet thought of.''
The 64-year-old scientist - author of the global best seller ``A Brief History of Time'' - is wheelchair-bound and communicates with the help of a computer because he suffers from a neurological disorder called amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, or ALS.
Hawking said he's teaming up with his daughter to write a children's book about the universe, aimed at the same age range as the Harry Potter books.
``It is a story for children, which explains the wonders of the universe,'' his daughter, Lucy, added.
They didn't provide other details.
First Guardian Financial Corporation Board Moves to Reduce Authorized Shares & New Common Share Structure
Wednesday June 7, 10:25 am ET
NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE)--June 7, 2006--First Guardian Financial Corporation (Pink Sheets: FGFC - News) today reported that its Board of Directors has adopted a resolution on Tuesday, June 6, 2006, to reduce the Company's authorized shares of common stock by 320 million shares.
The reduction will lower First Guardians Financial Corporations authorized common shares from 520 million to 200 million of which (101,252,132 shares are restricted and in managements control) leaving 98,917,952 common shares available. "This resolution reflects the commitment of First Guardian Financial Corporations management and Board of Directors to restrict any dilution and build value for our current and future shareholders," commented Abraham Rosenman, President
The company has issued an additional 59,681,800 million common shares for the acquisition of Buysellmerge.com, Windsor Capital Ltd. and the establishment of Trafalgar Leasing & Finance Corporation thus after the issuance of said shares the current issued and outstanding/float stands at 78,331,916 shares.
At the same meeting, the board of directors agreed to review certain proposals to establish/obtain a revolving line of credit of up to ($10,000,000) million dollars to be used for development, growth and working capital for the company's current entities, the board of directors also agreed to continue its banking relationship with JP Morgan Chase.
"The company has taken this share restructuring to increase the value of our share price, as we believe that the company at this point is extremely undervalued and does not reflect the true value/market cap. We do not intend to increase the share structure for further growth, instead we will use revenues and traditional bank financing to grow the company going forward." Said Abraham Rosenman President
About First Guardian Financial Corporation:
The company is a Financial Holding Company currently providing Commercial Real Estate Financing & Invests for its own portfolio in small to mid sized businesses. Its primary goal is to provide short term financing within the commercial real estate market and invest and or provide secured short term financing to businesses either in the start up stage or growth stage throughout the United States.
This press release does not constitute an offer of any securities for sale. This press release contains certain forward-looking statements within the meaning of Section 27A of the Securities Act of 1933 and Section 21E of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934. These forward-looking statements involve certain risks and uncertainties that could cause actual results to differ, including, without limitation, the company's limited operating history and history of losses, the inability to successfully obtain further funding, the inability to raise capital on terms acceptable to the company, the inability to compete effectively in the marketplace, the inability to complete the proposed acquisition and such other risks that could cause the actual results to differ materially from those contained in the company's projections or forward-looking statements. All forward-looking statements in this press release are based on information available to the company as of the date hereof, and the company undertakes no obligation to update forward-looking statements to reflect events or circumstances occurring after the date of this press release.
Contact:
First Guardian Financial Corporation
Investor Relations, 212-572-4823
Fax: 212-572-6499
ir@guardianfinancialcorp.com
www.guardianfinancialcorp.com
Source: First Guardian Financial Corporation
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Better idea, here's a link to the slaughter.
http://profiles.yahoo.com/stock_rancher
There is only 1 picture up here, I'll add more later. FGFC may be a gapper. I have a few from last week and may add more. Sitting .02 w/ mgmt buyback program to .06 to come out this week. I spoke to IR at SMMW last week and was told the O/S is 78,000,000,000. Nice to see the company is throwing $750k at it.
Click on the picture
http://profiles.yahoo.com/stock_rancher
Good Morning!
The pig roast turned out great. Friday eve we shot a 250 lb.'er and had it gutted and on ice in less than an hour. Saturday morning it was in the roaster by 6:30 am and was served by 2:00 pm. It turned out perfect, juicy and 180 degrees to the mark. We got a great deal, the farmer only charged us $120. I have some pictures that I will upload later today. So, beware of my follow-up posts later today if you are Vegan or friends of PETA. Sounds like Jim made some gumbo, we should all put out a cookbook, we must have posters from from all regions in North America covered.......... and 1 in France....LOL! Anyways, here is to a new week with new stocks to play......... and God willing, thinning the herd on some old ones!
Ooooooohhhh Oooooooohhhhh!!!!!!
I think I have been duped, bought some FGFC yesterday and feeling the pain this A.M. This sucks, I put a few too many eggs in that basket and a few are cracked now........ all I can hope for now is that the spotlight on 'em is enough to hatch a few. I'm out of here, a few friends and I are off in the countryside to butcher an Amish raised pig for a roast on Saturday. I guess the pig and I have a few things in common, were both getting slaughtered today.....LOL!
Everyone have a great weekend!
I agree Jim, quiet day. I'm going to pressure wash my garage and get things organized today. There is nothing worse than watching boring live charts. Thinking of having a garage sale this weekend to get rid of all of the extras...... I'll probably make more on a garage sale than I will make this week in the market.....LOL!
Everyone have a great day!
GWDB stock is not going up by an e-mail. The stock is going up due to the FACT that there will be no R/S in 2006 and that there is a implant from MTEX, the new CEO. The company is working out a merger deals right now. MTEX may in fact see the tax write-offs and real estate in Las Vegas as a go ahead for the right price, not to mention it sits prime across the street from a golf course where the Execs can entertain. That aside, the tape says this is heading higher based on supply and demand.
GWDB is on the verge of exploding any day!!!!
SMMW = ?^? ?(?¿?)? ?^?
I spoke to IR and he told me there are 78 BILLION outstanding and the company is looking to buy 4 Billion. When it came to the tender offer he had no idea what the company was talking about...... then said a PR would be out this a.m. and that there will be an interview this morning followed up by an immediate PR.
I owned them a few years back when it was PRRM or something like that and was lucky enough to get out at my original price less broker fees.
Bee Carefull when touching this one, there is going to be alot of hype out there to buy this. It's a pinkie, so they can do a 4 Billion share buyback and sell 10 Billion in the process and revoke any tender offer.
He also said the Broker/MM's are shifting short positions back and forth between accounts every 3 days.
The CEO must need new skiis for that lodge the shareholders funded for his enjoyment.
Jim, sounds close to my experience with ECNC. Sometimes I wish I could time travel back and place my bets. I'm getting restless playing the BB's, I think I will be going back to stock options.....less risk and higher returns....LOL! It's back to business for me today,
Good Trading!
If there was a different ending I would have never posted it. I'm sure Matt would send me back to jail.......LOL! Real quiet around here this a.m., I hope everyone comes back with some good picks from the hunt. I still have faith that GWDB is a .0006 point buck sometime this year...... problem is that I've run out of patience waiting for it to moooove. Where are all the good ones like MLON/PYCT that run from .0001 to .0014 in a calendar month? My favorite play of all time was ECNC (E-Connect) where I bought at .10, .15, and .25.............. everyone saying, "you are nuts......pos scam!" Funny thing was when it shot over $22 Bucks a month later......hehehe! Do you have any plays that you believe in that everyone else says are pos scams? Please pass it along, thanks!
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand.
He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Everyone have a great day, I'm buzzy as a bee today!
All this talk about goats, cheese, and terrorists is freakin' me out on this 6-6-6 a.m.! Speaking of cheese, if and when I get to know some of you better, I can get ahold of the BEST cheese in the world right here in Wisconsin....... you want cheese curds, I can get them soooooooo fresh they squeeeek when you eat 'em. You want aged swiss, how does 30 year aged sound. I can not help with the goats, the only goats I see are GTO's......LOL! On a positive note, the world is still here!
Wooooooooo!
ARCA has GWDB locked up 9999 (.0001) x 9999 (.0002)
9999 or 6666........... it's all in the reflection LOL!
UPDATE:
There were 6, I say again 6 trades in the RED @ 40000 a pop after my post....hehe
It looks like the world is still here (6-6-6)
..... and my GWDB is still "cellar boxed"... shhh, Jim might hear......LOL! Who knows where the term "cellar boxed" came from. All I know is that a stock that is locked in @ .0001 x .0002 no matter how many shares are traded..... is "cellar boxed". It suprises me that the stock has not made any mooves, the CEO says, "No R/S" and they hire a new CEO from MTEX, adding in the fact that at .0002 the market cap is only $2.02 Million. All I know is if the market does not take a turn, I will have to start a pinkie myself, all I need is 1 MM and a dream!
Question for anyone? When a company is cellar boxed .0001 x .0002 and there is a ton of shares shorted at .0002 with hopes of a R/S, what happens if a company pulls a quick one and gives let's say a 1 for 100 forward split? Does that method force covering? Did PAIM do that method? I believe they did a 1 for 1,000 forward split followed by another forward split.......... at that point who cares if it is locked at .0001 when your original 1,000,000 (x .0002 = $200) shares become 1,000,000,000 (x .0001 = $100,000). If anyone has any input on how this works I would greatly appreciate the information. See you all later, I have some business to take care of today.
Thanks!
That's what everyone thinks. The CEO came out and said no R/S in 2006...... you think it would fly. It's not going anywhere right now, seems like the mm's are looking for .0002 today. Bummer, it's been a while since I've had a decent score. I'm just going to forget about them and let them collect dust in the account. Time to find someother stock to fixate on.....LOL!
Good Trading!
GWDB Financials out. She will pop 100% on the open since it is cellar boxed........ I sure would like to see this one break out today.
Good Trading!
63,000,000 volume GWDB last .0002
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http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=GWDB.OB
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$2.02 Million Market Cap
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GWDB L2 ASK
ARCA
09:31 0.0002 5000
NITE
07:30 0.0002 5000
PERT
07:30 ? 0.0002 5000
UBSS
09:30 0.0003 50000
HILL
07:30 0.0003 5000
BISH
07:30 0.0003 5000
HDSN
07:30 0.0003 5000
SBSH
07:30 0.0003 5000
SSGI
07:30 0.0003 5000
TASL
07:30 0.0003 5000
TDCM
07:30 0.0003 5000
VERT
07:30 ? 0.0003 5000
MAXM
07:43 ? 0.0003 5000
AUTO
09:30 0.0004 5000
DOMS
07:30 0.0004 5000
FRAN
07:30 0.0004 5000
SACM
07:30 0.0004 5000
SEAB
07:30 0.0004 5000
VFIN
07:30 0.0006 5000
JEFF
07:30 ? 0.0006 5000
BEST
07:56 0.01 5000
GWDB already has 42 million in volume this morning. Who knows if it will ever fly, I put a sell out at .0004 GTC. Keep your eyes on PGNX, that one is a keeper....... easy 40% return over the next feew months. My JDSU has been jst stellar this year. I get the feeling SIRI will fall near term, hoping to play the dead cat bounce when it comes. ABX options looking sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Good Trading!
Bull Market - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
Bear Market - A 6 to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets none.
Momentum Investing - The fine art of buying high and selling low.
Value Investing - The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E ratio - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
Broker - Poorer than you were last year.
"Buy, Buy" - A flight attendant making market recommendations as you step off the plane.
Stock Analyst - Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
Stock split - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split all your assets equally between themselves.
Financial Planner - A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he runs to the 7-11 for toilet paper and cigarettes.
Market Correction - The day after you buy stocks.
Cash Flow - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the Toilet.
Call Option - Something people used to do with a telephone in ancient times before e-mail.
Day Trader - Someone who is disloyal from 9-5.
Cisco - Sidekick of Stock Rancher.
Yahoo - What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
Windows 2000 - What you jump out of when you're the sucker that bought Yahoo for $240 per share.
Institutional Investor - Past year investor who's now locked up in a nut house.
Profit - Religious guy who talks to God.
GVRP/MAMG Solution:
The 300+ million shares I own can be covered by the insiders or their brokerages in the open market. The brokerages are covered by hundreds of millions of dollars in insurance.
Loraine from Interwest,
"That's not how we do it around here!"
Then I will have enough money to pay for I-Hub on the annual plan.........LOL!
GWDB is off to yet another stellar start to the day with zero volume! The good news is that ARCA owns GWDB again this morning @ .0001 x .0002 Bid and Ask are there, as the company stated, " no r/s in 2006."
I'll bet anyone a hundred dollars that GWDB will be up 100% in the next hour.....LOL!
Good Trading!
********** UPDATE: GWDB ALREADY UP 100%
Can anyone explain why ARCA always has president in the market. For example, my GWDB has almost always had the open market BID of .0001 over every other MM. ARCA had been asking .0003 and then dropped the ASK to .0002 yesterday bumping BISH, NITE, and UBSS off of their ASKS of .0002. I am curious as to why this has signaled a trend up in the past? Another thing, any .0001's that have gone through over the past few weeks are seldom worth more than the transaction fees to execute the trade.... like 5,000 share blocks or even 50,000 share blocks. Now I see the MM's start to go out and ASK .0003 to .0006. Is there something to this or is it an odd occurance?
Thanks In Advance,
stock_rancher
Having a Bad Day?
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask. A post-mortem revealed that the person died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification.
Investigators set about to determine how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the person went for a diving trip off the coast some 20 miles from the forest. The fire-fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and then flown to the forest fire and emptied. You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.
Apparently he extinguished exactly 5'10" of the fire. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed - This article was taken from the California Examiner, March 20, 1998
STILL THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY?
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handle bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned the ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to her husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the wife righted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was treated and released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.
He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl, while seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming.
She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on to the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs and broke his arm - Taken from a Florida Newspaper.
STILL HAVING A BAD DAY?
Just remember, it could be worse.....
1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
2. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
3. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
And finally...
4. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb he opened it and was blown to bits.
In the Jan. 6, 2002 edition of Parade magazine, Kirk Douglas wrote the following that I think applies well to anybody struggling with any adversity:
My "Operator's Manual":
To help people understand and recover from a stroke, I constructed the following guidelines. Then, I had an epiphany: Dealing with a stroke---dealing with any ailment or misfortune---is no different than the way we all should live our lifes.
1. WHEN THINGS GO BAD, always remember: It could be worse.
2. NEVER, NEVER GIVE UP. Keep working on your speech and your life.
3. NEVER LOSE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR. Laugh at yourself, laugh with others.
4. STEM DEPRESSION by thinking of, reaching out to and helping others.
5. DO UNTO OTHERS as you would have them do unto you.
6. PRAY, not for God to cure you but to help you help yourself.
Words of Wisdom from Kirk Douglas.
Kirk Douglas says having a stroke made him appreciate life more. "I'm still alive," the 85-year-old actor said. "The sky is bluer, the trees are greener. People talk of heaven, but maybe this is heaven and we don't know it."
Kirk Douglas constructed his new outlook and survival upon these 4 great human values:
1. The love of his wife, Anne, and his four sons.
2. His intuitive conviction that laughter truly is the best medecine.
3. His immersion in the Bible study.
4. The gratification of reaching out and helping others. [b/]
Book buying info:
My Stroke of Luck , Autobiography by Kirk Douglas. Publisher: William Morrow & Company Inc., New York, January 2002. Price: $22.95, 196 pages.
http://www.short-funny-stories.com/funny-stories/story-89.html
Thanks bob41 !!!
Now this board is starting to scare me....... GVRP/MAMG......eeeeek!!!! I own the entire authorized shares many times over and over and over. Someday the SEC might just rule......... LOL! What's it been?, a year and a half now. As for GWDB, it's just a play and only a play, I only own millions aand millions not hundreds of milions of shares. The best part about this play is tha it has been cellar boxed and then peeks out now and then........ trust me, as soon as it spikes I'm out with my intitial investment and maybe more.
Good Trading!
It's going to pop!
CEO says, " No R/S in 2006 "
Gateway Distributors Ltd. (GWDB.OB)
http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=GWDB.OB
Market Cap: 2.02M
Shares Outstanding:10.12B
Float:7.82B
Last Sale : .0002
http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/060524/20060524005553.html?.v=1
Press Release Source: The Right Solution
Gateway Announces New President
Wednesday May 24, 10:15 am ET
LAS VEGAS--(BUSINESS WIRE)--May 24, 2006--The Right Solution Gateway, a wholly owned subsidiary of GWDB (OTCBB:GWDB - News), announced that Peter Hammer will become the President of The Right Solution a subsidiary of Gateway. (GWDB)
Rick Bailey, President/CEO, said, "I am proud to announce that Peter Hammer has been hired as President of The Right Solution as of June 1, 2006. He will be answering to the Board of Directors of the Company and will have full responsibility for running The Right Solution. Peter has over 20 years experience in various corporate positions. His experience includes positions with the U.S. Department of Energy, Citicorp, Baxter Travenol, Inc., Datasphere, and Mannatech, a Network Marketing company that specializes in nutritional products. He has also served as COO for several other Network marketing companies and is a highly sought after industry consultant. As Executive Vice President at Mannatech he took the company from approximately ten million in sales to one hundred and sixteen million. He also was responsible for opening offices in Australia, United Kingdom, Caribbean, Taiwan, Singapore, Indonesia and Japan. I believe Peter is exactly what we have been searching for the past year and are excited about him joining our team."
Peter Hammer said, "I am excited to be offered such a great opportunity and the company will immediately focus its efforts on expanding its marketing efforts. I realize that the success of a company must include the customer's needs, global expansion, internet presence, training, marketing, and products that work. I will be concentrating immediately on these areas. The Company's products are some of the best I have seen in the industry and I will be focusing on getting the consumer awareness up. Our focus will be to expand our market, increase our market share, and most importantly lead the Company to profitability."
Additional information regarding the Company and its products can be found on our website at www.rightsolution.com.
A number of statements contained in this press release are forward-looking statements, which are made pursuant to the Safe Harbor Provisions of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. These forward-looking statements involve a number of risks and uncertainties, including the timely development, and market acceptance conditions, successful integration of acquisitions and the ability to secure additional sources of financing. The actual results that GWDB may achieve could differ materially from any forward-looking statements due to such risks and uncertainties.
Contact:
The Right Solution, Las Vegas
Rick Bailey, 702-317-2400
Source: The Right Solution
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ARCA locked .0001 x .0002
Good Trading!
What a stellar start to GWDB..... zero volume!!!!!!
hehehe! Just a guess here, the market cap is under $1.5 million and they need a merger. With the tax benefits this is better than a shell. There was almost null volume until a few months back, and now it lifts off a few hundred percent and then drifts back down where it sits now. this is my lowest-risk high-risk play I have right now.....LOL!
The new GWDB CEO from MTEX could be a sign of the worm turning.
+.0001 x .0002 ((2)BISH & NITE)
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ODD FACTS
IT IS POSSIBLE TO LEAD A COW UP STAIRS....BUT NOT DOWN STAIRS (questionable fact)
A LUMP OF PURE GOLD THE SIZE OF A MATCHBOOK CAN BE FLATTENED INTO A SHEET THE SIZE OF A TENNIS COURT
AN OSTRICHES EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN
DONALD DUCKS MIDDLE NAME IS FAUNTLEROY
A PREGNANT GOLDFISH IS CALLED A "TWIT"
MOST ELEPHANTS WEIGH LESS THAN THE TONGUE OF THE BLUE WHALE
THE LONGEST ONE SYLLABLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS "SCREECHED"
TOM SAWYER WAS THE FIRST NOVEL WRITTEN ON A TYPEWRITER
MOSQUITO'S ARE ATTRACTED TO THE COLOR BLUE TWICE AS MUCH AS TO ANY OTHER COLOR
THE PARACHUTE WAS INVENTED BY DI VINCI IN 1515
THAT WAS THE BEST ICE CREAM SODA I EVER TASTED....DYING WORDS OF LOU COSTELLO..MARCH 3, 1959
EULE GIBBONS DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES
IF YOU DRINK A GLASS OF JUICE EVERY MORNING FOR 36,500 DAYS YOU'LL LIVE TO BE 100 YEARS OLD
THERE ARE THREE KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD...THOSE WHO CAN COUNT, AND THOSE WHO CAN'T
THERE ARE THREE KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD...THOSE WHO CAN COUNT, AND THOSE WHO CAN'T
A FINE IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG...A TAX IS A FINE FOR DOING RIGHT
THE HOKEY POKEY REALLY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"
LOL! See you all Tuesday!
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Gateway Announces New President
Wednesday May 24, 10:15 am ET
LAS VEGAS--(BUSINESS WIRE)--May 24, 2006--The Right Solution Gateway, a wholly owned subsidiary of GWDB (OTCBB:GWDB - News), announced that Peter Hammer will become the President of The Right Solution a subsidiary of Gateway. (GWDB)
Rick Bailey, President/CEO, said, "I am proud to announce that Peter Hammer has been hired as President of The Right Solution as of June 1, 2006. He will be answering to the Board of Directors of the Company and will have full responsibility for running The Right Solution. Peter has over 20 years experience in various corporate positions. His experience includes positions with the U.S. Department of Energy, Citicorp, Baxter Travenol, Inc., Datasphere, and Mannatech, a Network Marketing company that specializes in nutritional products. He has also served as COO for several other Network marketing companies and is a highly sought after industry consultant. As Executive Vice President at Mannatech he took the company from approximately ten million in sales to one hundred and sixteen million. He also was responsible for opening offices in Australia, United Kingdom, Caribbean, Taiwan, Singapore, Indonesia and Japan. I believe Peter is exactly what we have been searching for the past year and are excited about him joining our team."
Peter Hammer said, "I am excited to be offered such a great opportunity and the company will immediately focus its efforts on expanding its marketing efforts. I realize that the success of a company must include the customer's needs, global expansion, internet presence, training, marketing, and products that work. I will be concentrating immediately on these areas. The Company's products are some of the best I have seen in the industry and I will be focusing on getting the consumer awareness up. Our focus will be to expand our market, increase our market share, and most importantly lead the Company to profitability."
Additional information regarding the Company and its products can be found on our website at www.rightsolution.com.
A number of statements contained in this press release are forward-looking statements, which are made pursuant to the Safe Harbor Provisions of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. These forward-looking statements involve a number of risks and uncertainties, including the timely development, and market acceptance conditions, successful integration of acquisitions and the ability to secure additional sources of financing. The actual results that GWDB may achieve could differ materially from any forward-looking statements due to such risks and uncertainties.
Contact:
The Right Solution, Las Vegas
Rick Bailey, 702-317-2400
Source: The Right Solution
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Gateway Announces Annual Audit Results
Friday April 28, 9:38 am ET
LAS VEGAS--(BUSINESS WIRE)--April 28, 2006--Gateway (OTCBB: GWDB - News) announced that it has held its annual strategic planning session. An analysis of the annual audit was conducted along with discussions on projections for 2006.
Rick Bailey President / CEO, that, "The Company is very pleased with our progress for 2005 that resulted in a major reduction in the annual loss experienced in 2005 verses 2004. The Company is on track with projections and look forward to a profitable 2006." He went to further state that, "The Company does not anticipate any reverse of the stock in 2006 as long as the bid and ask price remains consistent. The stock holders have believed in our Company and I want them to be assured we are doing everything possible to attain profitability in 2006. I personally believe that the Company is now position to exceed projections in 2006."
Additional information regarding the Company and its products can be found on our website at www.rightsolution.com. www.trsadvantage.com
A number of statements contained in this press release are forward-looking statements, which are made pursuant to the Safe Harbor Provisions of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995.
These forward-looking statements involve a number of risks and uncertainties, including the timely development, and market acceptance conditions, successful integration of acquisitions and the ability to secure additional sources of financing. The actual results that GWDB may achieve could differ materially from any forward-looking statements due to such risks and uncertainties.
Contact:
The Right Solution, Las Vegas
Rick Bailey, 702-317-2400
Source: Gateway/The Right Solution
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Gateway Announces Purchase of New Facility
Tuesday April 11, 9:57 am ET
LAS VEGAS--(BUSINESS WIRE)--April 11, 2006--Gateway (OTCBB: GWDB - News) The Right Solution Gateway a wholly owned subsidiary of GWDB announced that the Company has finalized the purchase of a new facility. The property is 11,800 square feet located in Las Vegas, Nevada across the street from the famous Steve Wynn Shadow Creek Golf course.
The completed project will include approximately 3500 square feet of office space, conference room, and approximately 8000 square feet of warehouse space. An additional, 3500 square feet on the second level will give the Company additional space for expansion which will bring the total space to 15,300.
Rick Bailey, President / CEO, said, "This new facility built in 2005 is state of the art construction giving us four docks and two ramp access to our warehouse. It will include offices along with a conference room and training area. The Company has relocated the warehouse to the new facility and anticipates the office to be completed by June at which time the remaining operations will be transferred to the new location."
Additional information regarding the Company can be found on our website at www.rightsolution.com.
A number of statements contained in this press release are forward-looking statements, which are made pursuant to the Safe Harbor Provisions of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. These forward-looking statements involve a number of risks and uncertainties, including the timely development, and market acceptance conditions, successful integration of acquisitions and the ability to secure additional sources of financing. The actual results that GWDB may achieve could differ materially from any forward-looking statements due to such risks and uncertainties.
Contact:
The Right Solution, Las Vegas
Rick Bailey, 702-317-2400
Source: The Right Solution