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Susie's computer problem.....
Susie: I can't use my computer!
IT: Why not?
Susie: It says "press any key".
IT: So what's wrong?
Susie: I can't find the "any" key!
Time to trash the joint......
These two strings go into a bar, and ask for a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, I don't serve your kind here, you're just a couple of strings!" One of the strings ties his ends together and says, "Frayed knot!" Get it? Frayed knot? Oh wait, maybe that's not how it goes, it's...hey, wait! Come back!
Zeroing in on what grub is.
Jessica! Susie got her nose banged up while getting.....
AK, you are obviously deaf, dumb and blind. No comma required.
According to the TOS, I have done nothing that would require incarceration. Keep the soap for your self.
BTW people say my son looks like a young Chad Pennington.
I hear he flew out to the West Coast to meet with Surf over what is happening with TGFH's defection.
Alas she got the wind knocked out of her while getting knocked up.
She can't spell, is going blind and easily forgets.
The and in the above sentence is used in place of the last comma. Geesh don't you people have a copy of the MLA Style Sheet.
Susie, That's okay Barbie had to buy a boyfriend, and I hear she is a slut.
I hear no one visits you in jail.
She can't spell, is going blind and easily forgets. You'll have to forgive her.
Getting post #666 on Derf's board should get me grandfathered into Ihub.
I'm glad to see the Niners getting spanked. Garcia couldn't hit the broadside of a barn with an Uzi.
I am a huge BeeGees fan!
Which is why you can't play stickball. Go play with YOUR Barbies.
He said with a devilish grin.
Susie, posts like that will incur the wrathe of AlanC and JMC.
Once people realize that investing is not a "team" sport
Senile at your age! LMAO.
Yeah but it would be fun watching him get taken out!
See we can't let you play, you don't even know how to spell the gameball, Spalding. This after I showed you a picture too!
Good thing ya got your looks!
And i hear your dog can't even chase balls.
The NFL needs to adopt the college OT rules. Otherwise known as the last licks rule.
Now where's the broom stick. Can't play stoop ball as I have no stoop.
Meaning, I need to find the broomstick so I can play stick ball. Because I can't play stoopball as I have no stoop.
I reiterate, Girls are not allowed to play, but you can stand on the sidelines and look pretty.
Are you daring me! I think he's awake!
Susie, That's why we didn't let girls play stick ball. They couldn't tell the difference between,
Stickball, which you play with a broom stick.
And stoopball which you play with a stoop. (No Stick). A home run was considered across the street.
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home to pack for vacation!
Susie, I guess it's time for me to go get Surfit and his multiple personality disorders. The way he creates aliases Ihub will buy you out to save their server.
Soxfan, Now I understand your problems. They are deep seated in your posterior. You sat on your butt while your Mom tossed the cards.
Over the fence
So which was better, the playground workhorse spaldeen, or the irrepressible Pensie Pinkie? We usually went for the spaldeen due to its versatility and lower cost. Pensie Pinkies were fun, but they were more expensive, and that extra bounce made them easier to lose. Cost and longevity were the deciding factors for us younger kids.
Still, I remember one summer day watching the teenagers by the handball court at the park. A bunch of guys with their girlfriends, drinking beer, smoking cigarettes and playing stickball. They were hitting some shots so far, I couldn't believe it, but they wouldn't even bother chasing down the ball after it was knocked out of the park. A whole bucket of Pensie Pinkies was sitting by the side of the court and whenever someone whacked a monster shot, he'd just reach in and pull out another ball. I must of spent an hour just leaning against the fence and watching those guys, they were so cool; so for knocking balls out of the park and impressing girls, Pensie Pinkies were best.
http://www.streetplay.com/stories/hangingout/overthefence.shtml
Gosh did those violets suck. eom
Spalding, a cheap knock off for the more superior Pensie Pinkie. Although the Spalding had a tougher cover it was suspectible to splitting in half in stick ball. The PP traveled farther and was sometimes lost down the gutter.
Now where's the broom stick. Can't play stoop ball as I have no stoop.
i thought GoodNPlenty came in a box. And when you were done you could make it into a horn. Geesh how time flies.
Guns' play should go down in PCBM history!
I hope it was this card.
1952: Card #311
MICKEY MANTLE'S ROOKIE CARD: The historic first Mickey Mantle Baseball Card!
This card, released as part of the 1952 Topps set, has sold at prices as high as $50,000! One of the most prized cards a collector can own, it features original artwork and a facsimile of Mickey's signature.
then you must be a Mainiac.
You're not by any chance from Hackensack?
Alas he saw the error of his ways and migrated to NYC where I was born and raised. He then proceeded to take me to Yankee games.
BTW, I have met all the Yankee greats courtesy of him,
Mantle, Maris, Ford etc.