Derf's Grotto

[BullNBear52]

MONEY STILL TALKS BUT BULLSHIT NO LONGER WALKS

In a stunning reversal, Bullshit has ended its long-standing
policy of walking.

Reached for comment by bullshit journalists, a bullshit
spokesman said, "At this point, it is unclear exactly what will
do the walking from now on, but it definitely will not be Bullshit."

As a result, bullshit corporate executives everywhere are
scrambling to cope with these unanticipated developments, as
are bullshit accounting firms. A major restructuring effort is
expected in coming weeks.

The effect on bullshit stock market analysts is, as yet, unknown.

Bullshit attorneys have also been forced to reevaluate their
positions, although they expect a somewhat smoother transition.
And bullshit politicians are expected to adapt immediately.

Bullshit, which has not yet decided to talk, was unavailable for
comment.

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