ROFL! Herez a kwik rundown of tha Free Unlawful Carnal Knowledge thatz alreddy been established:

BHUB "Cyberhand RM" pyramid:
Result: didn't happen, millionz "donated"

BHUB "Cyberhand RM" downline sukkerd into new BHUB "Short Squeeze" pyramid:
Result: didn't happen, 10'z of millionz "donated"

So last week, tha fedz cumm in 2 shut tha BHUB skam down 2 protekt tha investin public, so:

BHUB "Short Squeeze" downline sukkerd into new TELA "Super Merger" pyramid:
Result: fillin tha blankz

Tha infiltration iz complete... watch as tha skamz gitt mo silly=r! Funny show 2 watch actually- I bust a gut guffawin every day fo 10 mins straight readin tha new "stories" .

GEOI $6.62/$6.69 UT++ Oil/Gas IPO superplay. Ok, up to now I've been fokissing on tha Hedgies and tha Fundies jumpin onboard now and after tha Reverse merger and GEOI growin 7 timez bigga on April 17. I've told U how and why this play iz a bankk busta, now fo summ nutz and boltz:

Letz now look at what this meanz in dolla terms in tha hott oil/gas sector. Here's a sampling of recent oil/gas ipo's from 2006 in a Forbes article- lookit at all tha multi-baggaz from when tha ipo's happened:

"Houston-based TODCO, a provider of contract oil and gas drilling services, went public at $12 per share in a deal led by Morgan Stanley (nyse: MWD - news - people ). The stock opened at $13.55, hit $49.75 and recently fetched $43.70.

Hornbeck, a provider of marine transportation and oil field services based in Covington, La., went public at $13 per share via Goldman Sachs. The stock hit $40.73 and recently traded at $35.47.

JED Oil, an oil and natural gas exploration and drilling company based in Calgary, Alberta, and active in western Canada, priced its IPO at $5.50 per share via Gilford Securities. The stock opened at $10, hit $33.10 and recently changed hands at $15.73.

Atlas America, based in Moon Township, Pa., is active in the development, production and transportation of natural gas and oil in the Appalachian Basin. It went public at $15.50 per share via Friedman Billings Ramsey (nyse: FBR - news - people ). The deal opened flat but later hit $49.98 and recently traded at $47.27.


Alon USA Energy of Dallas, an independent refiner and marketer of petroleum products in West and Central Texas, went public in July at $16 per share. The stock hit $26.50 and recently changed hands at $25.04."

So here at GEOI, urrr gittin a PROVEN hedge fiund plaything(2-18 in 2005), completely off tha map in Nowhere North dakota cummin backkk on tha map, you gottt urrr Hedgies startin 2 jump back onboard as we speak, then tha merger cuummz, mo hedgies rediscover GEOI, then being 7 timez bigga, you got tha Fundies adding it to tha oil/gas midcap fundz, then it goez on an INDEXXXX and all tha indexxxx fundies have 2 jump onboard...

Hehe... now you kan see why tha train iz leavin tha station right now... still time 2 grabb it under 7 today, but time iz running out here as GEOI pullz outta tha L-O-A-D-I-N-G Z-O-N-E for good!

Tha targitt iz $9. Who wantz all this FREE MUNNY!!! Well, then cumm grabb summ and stuff urr pocketttzz FULLL!!!

Sure there may be summ otha movin stoxxxx out there but why take a risk tryin 2 skalp summ koin b4 tha otha sellaz cumm over tha top... when you can just join tha EZ-munny "sure thing" play here at GEOI? It really just duzent gittt any EZ-r!

BUGS .0135/.014. Kickin! BIOFUEL/HURRICANE/Green-environmental/CHART play. Hurricane season startz June 1, and ceo Brehmio tha Magnificent should have hiz BIOFUEL potion mixxxxed up by then too... fo tha PERFEKKKKT STORM!

Pick urrr story on this play:

BUG$: Biofuel fo a penny- R U KIDDING ME??... and you gitt tha kanez fo FREE?!?!?

or

BUG$: Cumm fo tha Kanez... stay fo tha FUELZ!!

Tha targitt is Two Point Five!

GEOI $6.58/$6.63 UT++. HOD $6.74. Oil/Gas RM superplay. Tha eruption is cummin! Lookz like mo Hedgie munny jumpin onboard this am. T minus 2 until DEAL SEALIN day April 17.

Think of it like an IPO on steroidzzz- this iz an "ant eatin tha elephant" reverse merger and growin 7 times bigga- VERY RARE.... usually itz tha otha way around.

Q: What did one Hedgie say to tha Hedgie?
A: "GEOI back in play like 2005!"

Tha targitt is $9. Still lotz of munny on tha table tha nexxxxt cupple dayz until tha merger and tha cupple weekz afta. Hedgies joinin tha free munny party, then cummz FUNDIE!

GEOI $6.56/$6.59 UT+++. Oil/Gas RM superplay. 10-20 pointz a day iz gunna start turnin into 30-40 pointz a day real soon- now just a cupple dayz away from tha planned April 17 DEAL-SEALIN day!! Lookz like anotha hedge just jumped onboard- they LUV these "ant eatin tha elephant" rm playz- and itz in tha oil/gas MEGA HOTT SECTOR ta boot.

Remember, tha Hedgies were all over this hidden Nowhere, North Dakota oil microcap in 2005 from 2 to 16. Now on April 17 it growz 7 timez BIGGA- and tha Hedgies r just now startin 2 discover this gem again, and this time they r bringin tha FUNDIES that couldnt touch it before(due to itz small size then)!

If ya gott munny baggz laying around not making any interest and urr lookin fo a kwik, ez munny payout tha nexxxxt cupple weekz, lookit tha GEOI dd and I thinkk therez a good chance we gitt anotha $1.40 from tha returnin Hedges and a $1 from tha first few Fundies jumpin onboard for tha first time: Targitt $9:

Tha play started just last week:
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18487949

BUGS .013/.014 UT! BIOFUEL/HURRICANE and now CHART play in B-R-E-A-K-O-U-T M-O-D-E!!

Bet-R jump innn b4 tha chart playaz see that Golden Cross, joinin tha HURRIKANE and BIOFUEL playaz at tha #1 non-skammy pikkk on tha otc-bb 2day!!... with nuthin but good newz ahead!

I thinkk BUG$ need about 10-15 millionz served here 2 B-R-E-A-K-O-U-T. BUGS tried in February but couldn't jump tha 1.5 resistance due 2 low volumez, but this time with hurrikane and chart playaz(and joining tha January BIOFUEL playaz) loading in,, BUGS iz PRIMED fo tha ride... to two point five!!

Oh yeah, and I just hurrdd therez a rumor of a LARGE SHORTTT POSITION b-cuz tha T/A might have issued BILLIONS of unregister-d shares BY MISTAKE!! And now with hurrikane season cumming, shortyz caught with hiz pantz down and hasta buy back tha shares in tha open markittt!!! MOASS!!! .....April Foolz.

Summ buddy smakk that 1.3! We goin higher now and lookin fo tha B-R-E-A-K-O-U-T!!

Of their own free will? Yeah, thatz tha story those 2 bet-r tell to tha sec when they cumm knockin askin how they gott sukkered into they rolez in tha BHUB pyramid skam- lookz likea straight-up scientology front pumpin up a $20k duurty shell 2 over $10 MILLIONZ ta me!! Tharz alotta munny that gott skammed!

And don't mess with those Scientologistz- see how KWIK tha L Ronz crashed tha pyramid and took tha munny- hardly milked it at all - just a straight SMASH n MUNNY GRABBBB both at Big l ron HUBbard and LSMJ- over and dun in dayz, not monthz like Suljaz.

And lookit these old postz i pikked out showin how tha L Ronz brainwashed their 2 "inside enablers", and kept them pumping 2 tha end- see how their sponsors were able to manipulate them with "inside information"- if you see this kind of "inside information" crappola, "u kan" bet thars a skammm runnin:

L Ron Fringe
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18226165
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18226742
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18227066

L Ron Gekko
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18654737
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18611881
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18594242

Then throw in all tha message board plants, tha "gitt shorty" and "secret reverse merger" long&short strategies, and you can see how tha Church of Scientology endz up walkin away with bigg multi-MILLIONZ "donationz"- Maybe more than Suljaz walked away with - and by kleenin out ihubberz bank akkountz tho, not shortyz!

Now that tha L Ronz know what a fertile ground IHub iz fo
sukkerin in new cult zombies to hand ova they cash flo, I exxxxpect mo and bigga skamz in tha future. But up nexxxxt is tha Shell n Bishop show ta helpp tha fleeced BHUB investaz try 2 figger out where all they millionz went... again.

GEOI $6.46/$6.49 Oil/Gas RM play on tha Uptikkk just 4 trading dayz left til tha BIGGG MERGER!! Summ Hedgie munny started ta hitt Monday and then trikkle again late 2day. More cummin on tha way 2 morrow as this gem from Nowhere, North Dakota hitz tha Hedgie radar screenz like in 2005 when it went from 2 to 18!

Solid play here and tha chart lookz good. Tha targitt izzzz 9, 2 buxxxx from Hedgie and 1 from Fundie.

Herez all tha dd on this ez munny play that started last week:

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18487949

The Big Hub? As in Tha Big Hubbard, as in tha big L Ron Hubbard? Hmmm, I wonder why tha scientologists pickked THAT stockkk? Yep. lookz like a liquidity crunch just hit.

Boy, tha L Ronz who pumped it up from .0001 to .007, and then went short R making their sponsors lotz of free munny! But of course they HAVE to make them happy, they are gittin blackmailed into posting prolly- thatz tha way a real cult workz! lol

BUG$ .0127/.0129 UT +++18% HURRIKANE/BIOFUEL B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G O-U-T!

BUGS... Kummm fo tha KANEZ... stay fo tha FUELZZZZ!!

Tha targitt is Two Point Five!

Scientology at work. Noobz beware! Tha danger iz real, and tha dotz alreddy konnected. If you bought this stock, you prolly just handed urr munny 2 tha scientologists, who have a long history in stock skammz.

Its a big problem on ihub now, leave now and never cumm back or you could b-cum a cult zombie like L Ron Gekko and friendz.

I've got all the facts and details about this right here, b-cuz tha L Ronz made just 1 slip-up, and I traced it:

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18576708

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18576804

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18651729

Yeah, think kleerly and understand what urrr gittin into here. Ok, I'm outta here 4 good now- dd'in thiz skam haz taken too much of my time alreddy- tha cult keepz followin me around though!

Wow- amazing! Tha L Ronz really got to you and fringe.
They picked you guyz because they knew you would be easiest to be lured their scheme and be manipulated/brainwashed.

Look at what they got you doing! You need help at a cult de-programming center now, This iz koolaid on steroidz here:

Your sponsor got you spending day and nite
trying to pump a $20k shell into a $9 million "company", stopping inbetween plane flights even, and L Ron Yukatan just played the "get shorty" card behind your back by revealing the 1.5 billion outstanding, and now STILL wants you to rebuild tha downline now on a new "super merger" card. They've got DANGEROUS people behind this, man, but you're too brainwashed to see it!

Please get help before you end up jumping out a 10th floor window holding your last $171. Read this now:

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/%7Edst/Fishman/time-behar.html

The scientologists have infiltrated ihub at BHUB and LSMJ that I can id right now- maybe more tikkas, and have turned it into their new money grabbb playground... and made ONLY slip up- and I was able to identify it.

I'm telling you you are in WAAAAAAAY over your head! With these powerful forces at work, no wonder BHUB stayed liquid when it should have gone completely illiquid today- you've got confirmed message board plants on that BHUB board, and people getting programmed into cult zombies... congratulations, your sponsor has pickkked YOU as their leader!

Good luck! But you can't leave or the scientologists will end up on your doorstep!

Knock knock!

"The governing policy of finance is to
MAKE MONEY,
MAKE MORE MONEY,
MAKE OTHER PEOPLE PRODUCE SO AS TO MAKE MONEY

by L Ron Hubbard"

I guess i'm not tha only one shocked tha BHUB duuurty shell stock wuz still liquid afta tha bad newz. I wuz waitin fo a cupple bag bounce from tha tripple 0's- afta-all, BHUB looks like they kopy-katted tha same bait-n-switch/date-certain m-o as SLJB, with a scientology mlm/pyramid twist ta boot!

Lookz like newbies with munny ta burn kept tha stock liquid all day though, even afta tha 21m o/s short-squeeze bait wuz switched 2 tha 1.5b "ah-haa, sorry no squeeze" o/s! Whuddyaknow, and leavin their "inside enabler" Art2Gekko hung out 2 dry just like Airys and StockHog at SLJB!

Yep, denial iz tha word- thar aint no squeeze play on a 1.5 billionz o/s+++, just like thar aint no sexxxx in tha champagne room:

Lookz like tha L-Ronz have infiltrated ihub & gotta new pyramid game runnin "get shorty" skamz now. They only made 2 slip upz on this tikka...

1. Tha Advanced Growing Systems zip code link to Ballah'z mlm operations,

and

2. They have to remember to be ULTRA DETAILED 2 cover their traxxxx in pr pumpz. When they say they have a "corporate counsel", they have 2 remember ANYONE can easily ask: who are they? how they gittin payyyd... do they really exxxxist:
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18611511
So whatz funny in 2dayz newz release iz they kwikly scratched out that they gott "corporate counsel"(what? what wuz that lawyer deal in tha last pr, a lie??") and replaced with we "The Company intends to engage legal counsel".

Tha L Ronz hafta remember slip upz like this can cost millions in stock salez in a pump job.

Well thatz it. Lookz like I'm not gunna gitt my .0001 fill here on BHUB "date-certain" day. I'm outta here, cummin up nexxxxt iz tha Shell n Bishop Show! Enjoy!

A lil volume today at least. We need to gitt summ L Ron Ihubberz ova here 2 runna "gitt shorty" play baby! LOL

Very good point. A dormant shell has NO MUNNY- they havta issue shares to pay bills. BHUB has prolly issued anotha few billionz 2 tha L Ron Yukatan pump krew- last weeks PR proves it: they added all the "overhead" just in time 2 dump shares into tha 50m a/s pump job last Thurzday:

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18566293

All tha prs cost munny, and L Ron Peterson and L Ron Jayme Director gittin PAAYYYYDD, but they aint tellin:

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18611511

Now you have 2dayz pr where BHUB r saying they r hiring lawyers 2 try to chase down tha 1.5 billion shares- and that'll cost em anotha several billion shares issued - U kan bett on that.

My order at .0001 still hazent been filled yet though :(.
Looks like this BHUB "date-certain" day iz fo skalperz, not multi-baggin like at SLJB.

"1.5b shares o/s" A-Haaa!!! Not 21m? Who would have guessed!
Why wuzent this released last week b-fore tha pump???

Thats allll folks! Ya payyyd urrr $499 munny UP FRONT on tha 50m a/s pump job Thursday, and here you gottt L Ron Yukatan servin up tha 1.5b o/s and handin ya $9m markit kap dirty shell over to tha shortz on a silver plata!

U could see tha shortz loadin in yesturday afternoon, just like at SLJB on tha "date-certain" day. with just 1-2 hours left in tha play:
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18599174

Tha duuurty shell iz worth xxxxactly 1.5b x .0001(where it wuz when tha pump began) to .00001 = summm where b-etween $15k and 150k- prolly closer to tha $15k.

Here's how U can check if Peterson's takin ya fo a ride
like Black Pete did with Airys and StockHog:

Ask him these EASY questions:
1. Who hired him
2. How him and tha new Director Jayme R gittin paydd
3. Tha lawyers name who iz "reviewing" the o/s "documents"
4. How tha lawyer iz gittin payyyd

If he fumble fo tha mumble again, then you know he blowin smoke.

Ooops. I forgot, tha message board plants alreddy gunna start passin around summ funky answerz alreddy. My bad. Hey why do they need these plants if shortyz makin tha payout anywayz?

Urr kidding! No o/s yet? Ya don't say! Soundz like you questioned Peterson and he fumbled fo answerz.

So now its SLJB II: The BHUB Date-Certain Missing O/S huh????

Well, SLJB I- The SLJB Date-Certain Missing Audited Financials
was such a hit they just HAD to make a sequel!

At SLJB, the "Audited Financials" were key to verification of the multi-million dollar "story".

At BHUB, tha "TA ungagged" is needed just to verify a short squeeze story even exists!

"They know theres only 21m o/s" but still can't ungag tha ta huh, and after a week and a half and a date-certain?

Yep, as I been saying all along, Yukatan's best bet iz just to keep on dumping they stock and NEVER reveal tha o/s.

If L Ron, I mean Yukatan, can pump up over $2m in stock sales on a $20k dirty shell WITHOUT having to reveal the o/s, well they are just going to keep doin what they been doin. Thats tha POWER of the PYRAMID.. git every buddys $499 UP FRONT tellin tha story, then split:
http://www.slatkinfraud.com

Maybe they'll just let this April 9 "date-certain" pass and then set a new "date-certain", ummmmm "cant seem to get the information... damn phone number busy signals!"

BHUB gettin Funnier... AND Scammier by tha minute!

Sorry buddy, "will beee's" don't count- thatz tha pyramid talkin. Just an hour left on "date-certain" day, and still no o/s so its startin ta stink real bad, and lookz summ shortz just loaded in in tha last 15 minutes. Tha play now iz down 2 tha last 2 hours- last trading hour 2day and 1st trading hour 2morrow, and cummz down 2 this: Either Yukatan kan prove BHUB only got 21m o/s, or itz all justa anotha skam!

Iz Yukatan gunna ungag tha ta like they said they would or are they gunna runn off and hide like Sulja? Tha nexxxxt 2 trading hourz "will be" tellin tha tale. I'm ALL reddy ta buy on tha PROOF, or at .0001 ta catch it fo tha bounce!

My dot konnections say its gunna be .0001,,,

But cummm onn WITH it... or WITHOUT it! Either way, I'm reddy ta gitt PAYYYDD!!

The only question iz: has Yukatan ungagged tha ta yet?

Tha BHUB - Yukatan - Denny - Ballah - Sparrow dotz r alreddy konnected-> tha new biz ops that every buddy iz depending on 2 be fake fo a short sqeeze ta happen have alreddy been traced to tha same zip code as tha previous biz ops, AND worse yet itz in tha same zip az tha multi-million dolla Scientology skamma associated with tha previous biz ops... like finding a bloody Size 12 Bruno Maglia at tha crime scene, huh.

Tha only dot not konnected iz from cyberhand 2 Yukatan, but that appears irrelevent 2 Yukatan currently playing tha Get Shorty card.

It iz interesting that Yukatan passed "Art2Gekko" info on an upcumming "Form 15C211" instead of ungagging tha ta like they said they would. They pikkin on Art b-cuz they saw he's like a "short squeeze oppotunity seeker" at BCIT. Kind of remindz me of one of those classic mlm sales pitches where they troll fo summ "opportunity seekerz" with "million-dolla" promises, gitt em all into a room and then a presenter tells u hiz "success story" and flashes tha "big commission checks" to try to gitt them to drop $499 upfront into tha program. Then you ask urrr-self, hey I need the DETAILS/STATS on tha PROGRAM- and whoz runnin it and why, not summm hi-pressure sales pitch about "missin an opportunity"- why iz this guy wantin me 2 put all this munny UP FRONT, and THEN let me in on tha deal??

Thatz exxxxactly how a pyramid skamma works- THE ONE AND ONLY THING yukatan needz 2 do iz ungag tha ta, butt instead they gitt every buddy into tha room handin out this partial pinksheets.com info, "Form 15C211" upcummings, and "date-certainz" prs blah blah blah...
to make u wanna drop $499 UP FRONT on tha program, BEFORE they ungag tha ta.

Of course once you drop tha $499, they neva ungag tha ta, or if they do, they on top of it way short...

Yeah, you bet I'll drop $499 on tha program... at .0001!!

GEOI $6.37/$6.44. Oil/gas REVERSE MERGER superplay now leaving tha L-O-A-D-I-N-G Z-O-N-E. Tha Hedgies R startin ta katch wind of tha Money Flow. now just 6 trading dayz until April 17.

Tha targitt izzz 9!

Yep, tha dotz r all konnected now:
BHUB - Yukatan - Denny - Ballah - Sparrow

I'll be waitin at .0001 ta skoop em up fo tha 1 hr. bounce! Then Shell n Bishop kan cumm in and wipe it kleen!

Ok, cum out, cum out all you scientologists!
I kant figger if BHUB is mo funnier, or mo skammier..

Ok we alreddy know BHUB iz Yukatan's munny tree b-cuz of the
1999 agreement allowing Yucatan to be issued billions of unregistered shares(thus giving them control of tha cumpany),
shown in this 2000 13D, so they need 2 keep tha "gitt shorty" deal goin full speed 2 sell tha sharez. Thatz alreddy been established:
http://www.pinksheets.com/quote/print_filings.jsp?url=%2Fredirect.asp%3Ffilename%3D0000950144%252D00...

Now letz digg deeper to find tha nutz and boltz of this skam. Letz check out this guy, the former principal of BHUB:
Frank Denny, Stilden co. same adr as BHUB at 2939 Moss Rock, Suite 100, San Antonio, Texas 78230:
http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1093192/0001017062-00-000454.txt

When he controlled BHUB hiz bizness associates included Jerry Ballah:
http://sec.edgar-online.com/2000/10/12/16/0001021408-00-003047/Section8.asp

Ballah was down with all the Scientology fraudsters of tha 80's and 90's:
http://www.slatkinfraud.com/articles/wsj_july31_followup.htm
Oh my, big time hundredz of millionz of dollaz fraudsters!
http://www.slatkinfraud.com

Well so now we know Denny got interests in BHUB along with Yukatan and iz down with a group of old skool scientology fraudsters.
So letz check out tha latest "stolen corporate id" evidence:
It appears to hinge on a John Sparrow "hijacking" the shell, with the delusional belief that it took
a year and a half for Yukatan to "figger it out". Well letz see what Sparrow did afta tha so-called "hijacking", he
startz 2 run a deal with Advanced Growing Systems, letz look at Advanced Growing Systems address:
http://www.agsincorporated.com/
18201 Von Karman, Suite 550 Irvine, CA 92612

Oh my, why thatz right nexxxxt 2 where Dennyz old skool
Scientology scammer Ballah wuz runnin skamz when he wuz workin with BHUB/Denny:
http://www.secinfo.com/d11t8j.4f8ad.htm
2575 McCabe Way, Irvine California 92614

And look where Ballah iz workin hiz skamz now, lookit frontin an MLM here at skammer central:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22ACN%22+jerry+ballah&btnG=Search
http://www.scam.com/showthread.php?t=4418&page=1
2569 McCabe Way Irvine CA 92612

We alreddy know due 2 tha fact Yukatan waited until AFTA tha "cyberhand" pump
2 make an appearance, therez a 99% probability THAT deal wuz done with
Yukatanz knowledge(so they cudd dump billions of their unregistered shares of tha 1999 agreeement),
and NOW here we have the smoking gun that they are innnn DEEEP
with a buncha Scientology Pyramid scammerz dumppin HUGGGE
tellin every buddy EVERYTHIN but tha outstandin shares, LOL!!

Well, untill 2morrow that iz. Now I know why Yukatan wuzent gunna just milk it at .0008-
Pyramid skammaz are like tha Gypsies- they don't wait araound- they take tha munny KWIK!
With tha message board plantz showin up, tha skam wuz gittin obvious anyway-
only missin tha nutz and tha boltz.

And what kind of nutz gitt uncovered with just an hour of diggin: Scientology pyramid skammaz!!

Lookz like Yukatan takin ALL of L Ron Hunnards advice:

"The governing policy of finance is to
MAKE MONEY,
MAKE MORE MONEY,
MAKE OTHER PEOPLE PRODUCE SO AS TO MAKE MONEY

by L Ron Hubbard"

Now Yukatan cuddd have just gone with tha flow and neva
release tha o/s, just like SLJB neva releasing the audited financials. I wonder why Yukatan set tha "date certain" on such a short timeline.

And why did a dormant shell BHUB, which they say iz not in any bizness, added all this "overhead" just last week, apparently hiring legal help, Peterson az Prez, and whatshername as Director. With no munny==> So these people must be gettin payyyd with STOCK(wheres it cummin from) they need to sell 2 gitt PAYYD dont they. Yeah thatz what im thinkin. Tell me how much this overhead gittin paydd fo(I bet U gitt a mumble)- a cupple hundred million sharez maybe?? Who knowz, but a fishy munny grabbb fo sure while tha munnyz on tha table!

And 1st of all I don't believe fo a New Yorkk minit Yukatan spent lawyer munny- if they did, say who they hired! (I bet U gitt a mumble there too) That munny would have cumm right out of tha top line stock sales like Sulja's "mystery Auditor".

So you gottt 2 thingz 2 watch fo cummin 2 a head Monday b4 tha o/s is released: Yukatanz gott 2 grabbb az many hi-price shortz as they kan, and tha "overhead" has gott 2 gitt as much hi-price stockk sold 2 gitt PAYYYDD fo their hard work. Thnatz gunna putt a damper on any upside.

However, tha GOOD PART is then later Monday or Tuesday at tha latest I'll be watchin ta catch tha MEGA-bounce offa tha "AH-HAAA!" o/s pr fo sure(or even if tha daye certain passes with no pr at all). SLJB payd out 4 bags from 1 to 4 on "date certain" day, so I'm sure there will be a few bags here at BHUB too.

Yo fringe,

Do ya thinkk I struck a nerve on this funky komment a week ago about Yukatan holdin out on them o/s data til a "date certain":
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18357911

I noticed one of tha Yukatan message board plants jumpz outta lurking mode 2 cumm back with:
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=12802556

Oooopps I mean:
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18359938

I mean this "date certain" releasing the o/s info "sometime during the trading day" Monday .... sounds familiar like tha liquid stock that went illiquid real fast last Septemba::

"Select Stock Transfer has advised the Company that they expect to forward conclusive information to corporate counsel and the newly appointed stock transfer agent by the close of business Monday April 9, 2007. The Company expects to update the investing public shortly thereafter."

Whats that could be at the open or sumtime during tha day Monday then huh. Yukatan had ova a week 2 figger tha o/s that every buddy been waitin on, I mean I can understand Ramadan and gittin tha international accounting standardz delayz, but if Yukatan gotz tha o/s in hand they should release them, without all these "partials" to tha pinksheets.com and "date certainz" 2 pump up tha stock!

If thar hazent been no clearing problems even afta 7-10 billion traded ova tha past year, you know itz b-cuz the o/s is apparently huge, hence no SEC suspension lurkkiing due to DTC probs. I do agree with you that BHUB iz prime fo Yukatan 2 take advantage of- but not tha way urr thinking. BHUB izz Yukatan's munny tree, as long as they can keep the o/s a secret and the t/a gagged, they can make $100k an hour off sellin BHUB on tha hype on tha way uppp- 1000x more than they cudd makkke offa rm'in tha puppy- then they cudd go out and buy 1000 shells if they want.

At the "point of diminishing returns", howeva, Yukatan would be best advised ta gitt summ offshore 2 drop summ shortz on tha stock, then makkke $100k/hr. on tha way down too.

Where right afta that "point of diminishing returnz" is, well you'll know when Yukatan gunna have that "Aha" moment and the TRUE o/s iz released("oops, our bad, our o/s iz xxxxxxxxxxx"). My guess iz they still kan gitt summ 1-2 hrs momo mileage outta tha 50m "authorized" pump b4 that "diminishing returnz point" hitz.

Thatz how I would play it if I wuz Yukatan from here. I originally thought they would try to sell slowly and keep tha stock in tha .0008 trading range for a long time 2 make more money that way. But from tha looks of it now with tha big runn, BHUB could gitt topped out by Yukatan as early as Monday am, IMO.

GEOI $6.20/$6.23. Oil/gas REVERSE MERGER superplay in tha L-O-A-D-I-N-G Z-O-N-E. Tha dipp is almost ova, and itz startin ta TIKKK!

ALLLLL ABOARD... THA GTRAIN!

Tha G-Train iz about reddy 2 makkke tha turn and head out tha station! Don't wait til 1 or 2 Hedgies jump back on board- that'll cost you 50-100 points!

That LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG weekend iz cummin and that gives every buddy 3 xxxxtra dayz to find out what 300 pointz FREE MUNNY is doin sittin on tha table in Nowhere, North Dakota... and gitt tha jump on the last few GEOI 6.2's!

Herez all tha dd you need 2 know to see if U wanna board tha GTrain bound fo Payout City. Itz almost like gettin inside information and not havin ta go to jail like Martha:

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18487949

Tha 6.3's, 6.4's and 6.5's go down fast if a Hedgie gittz a whiff of this Munny Flow! 9 iz tha targitt!

GEOI $6.19/$6.20. Oil/gas Reverse Merger play in tha L-O-A-D-I-N-G Z-O-N-E. Right here and now is prolly tha LAST DIPP to buy until PAYDAY! Now that tha 10Q sellaz r almost dun, that could be tha last of tha 6.1's as tha SMART MUNNY loadz in just 7 trading dayz until tha ant eatz tha elephant in a spectacular reverse merger that will giit Hedgie Hyped and Fundie Fundin on April 17. Buy GEOI at WHOLESALE price til April 17, AND SELL FO RETAIL PRICE AFTA! I see 3 hundred pointz FREE MUNNNY sittin on tha table here to $9 when all iz said and dun.

This is a VERY RARE rm play. Normally:

#1 A big cumpany with a ceo headliner like Southern Bay would IPO or buy up a kleen or duuurty shell 2 go public, but they doin tha deal with tha GEOI tikka instead. VERY RARE!

#2 And usually mergers mean tha elephant eats tha ant... and when tha elephant eatz tha ant, and tha elephantz price goez down... but this iz tha otha way around... GEOI about 2 gitt 7 timezz bigga, and 7 times mo bigga meanz:

7 times mo fundie action
7 times mo hedgie action

And we alreddy know tha last time tha Hedgie discovered GEOI ran 9xxxx LARGE from 2 to 18 in 2005. What happens this go round when GEOI 7xxxx bigga? You gotta place urrr betz to find out while tha BIG DEAL is still on tha table in tha L-O-A-D-I-N-G Z-O-N-E. Itz almost like gittin "inside information" on this very rare play:

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18487949

My targittt is 9- 2 dollaz from hedgie and 1 from fundie, and I'm pencilling in tha payout here fo tha week of 23 April when tha hedgies arrive fo tha replay and fundies first arrive afta they figger GEOI's new markittt cap izz on their menu!

GEOI $6.12/$6.18. Oil/gas reverse merger play. Ultra-rare "IPO" type play here where tha ant eatz tha elephant now in tha L-O-A-D-I-N-G Z-O-N-E. So secret itz like gittin "inside information":

Read all about it:
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18487949

GEOI up in Nowhere, North Dakota, waaaaay off tha map- waay in tha back of Hedgies file cabinet.... until April 17.

This iz urr final boarding call here right afta tha 10Q sellaz gitt out this week... on tha dip to tha low 6 dope fiend prices! Afta tha long weekend, just 1 or 2 hedgies gitt wind of tha Money Flow eventz that r cummin, U aint gunna be able to buy it cheap while itz sittin still.

Tha targitt iz 9.

New play! GEOI $6.16/$6.20. Oil/gas REVERSE MERGER play. Now in tha L-O-A-D-I-N-G Z-O-N-E.

Letz get straight to tha rundown...

First a lil history. GEOI cummin outta Nowhere, North Dakota to b-cum a Hedgie plaything in 2005, runnin and gunnin with tha oil/gas microcaps from 2 to 18:
http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quickchart.asp?symb=geoi&sid=0&o_symb=geoi&f...

Remember that comment "hedgie plaything" as I fast forward to September 2006, and along cumz SB Energy conglomerate, saying hey I wannna piece of this public markitt munny, but instead of doing an IPO or buying a clean or duuurty shell, they hook up with GEOI. This iz tha NEW GEOI cummin April 17, not what Urr lookin at right now, this iz tha ant eatin tha elephant and growin 7 times bigga:
http://www.sbenergy.com/presentation.html

Ok, now on April 17, i have summ "inside information" that the only reason tha deal hazent happened yet is a cummunication problem from nowhere, ND 2 gitt a proxy vote to increase the a/s. Lookit how tha ceo talks- like April 17 cummmz and tha DEAL izz ONNN like DONKEY KONG:
http://yahoo.brand.edgar-online.com/fetchFilingFrameset.aspx?FilingID=5076379&Type=HTML

So it lookz like tha deal will definitely be goin down on April 17. Now look tha KEY reason GEOI wantz to gitt bigga is 2 gitt tha Fundies munny involved, and then you also gott tha Hedgies back involved too. Now remember tha Hedgie Plaything comment- GEOI wuz off tha map, got on tha map in 2005, went off tha map again in 2006, and now GEOI and the new cumpany wantz to be a playa again in 2007:

Being in Nowhere, ND off tha map completely is great- tha more hidden tha betta, GEOI will all of sudden b-cum a big hitt once tha Hedgies discover it again here IN A BIGG WAY over tha nexxxt 2 weeks, then tha Fundies. Oil/gas is HOTT, and GEOI iz a WHOLE NEW PLAYTHING, and 7 TIMES AS BIGG THIS GO ROUND!

Ok, I waited until tha GEOI 10Q wuz dropped yesterday, now tha insider sellaz can sell(not many- but they did summ this am), there may be a few mo sellaz, but then tha HYPE startz to take grow to April 17(7 trading gdayz)... so this afternoon GEOI movez into tha L-O-A-D-I-N-G Z-O-N-E and tha play gitz started.

I'm calling GEOI a 3 week play here with an initial $9 targittt, thats $2 from Hedgie and $1 from tha 1st few fundies jumpin onboard. The closer to April 17, tha targitt could start 2 JUMPPP!!

CXTI $5 cha-ching! Targitt destroyed. Chinese takeout tastes GUUUUD. Thanxxxx again fo tha free munny Hedgie!

It really just duzent gitt any ez-R!

LLEG playz bring ur profitz ova 2 BUGS, with TWO MONTHS of BIOFUEL NEWZ stored up since tha BIOFUEL tikk started, and check out tha similarities, just like LLEG:

LLEG
3/7/07- insiderz load up
http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/070307/20070307005390.html?.v=1

4/2/07 - Biofuel unit formed- 1 LEG UP!
http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/070402/20070402005940.html?.v=1

BUG$
1/15/07- insiderz load up
http://www.pinksheets.com/quote/news.jsp?url=fis_story.asp%3Ftextpath%3D%5C2007%5C01%5C19%5CEDGARNew...

1/24/07 Biofuel unit formed- 1 LEG UP!
http://www.pinksheets.com/quote/news.jsp?url=fis_story.asp%3Ftextpath%3DCOMTEX%5Cbw%5C2007%5C01%5C24...

Now BUGS reddy gittin strated on tha SECOND LEG, and you can gitt in BEFORE tha newz fo tha BIGGA PAYOUT! Plus, and this PLUS iz gittin bigga every day...

BUGS GOTT THA HURRICANES TOO...

oh yeah, and they gittin BIGG MEXXXXICAN environmental/green buxxxx too! Iz that a no-brainer or what!

My targitt is 2.5

CXTI $4.87/$4.90. Rolling to tha 5 dolla payout so easy a caveman could do it!

CXTI $4.75/$4.77. Hedgie-powered big cap china rebounder. Now 23 points free munny from tha 5.00 targittt, and homing in like a munny-seeking missile!

CXTI $4.60/$4.61 on a frozen rope and runnin like a scalded doggg!! B-cuz itz HEDGIE POWERED thats why! 39 points free munny left on tha table. Who wantz it!!

Tha targitt is 5.0

Ya can't beat FREE! Anybody tells you free money is the root of all evil doesn’t fuking have any. They say free money can’t buy happiness, look at the fuking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby!!

The middle east? Urr kidding. What a coincidence. I just got a letter from there!!

Dear PV:

Hows it goin in Dubai! Say can I get your expert opinion on BHUB?

Thanks in advance.

xxxxbasher


Dear xxxxbasher:

Well let me tell you what I would do if I were Yukatan.

I would set up trading accounts at Canadian discount brokers
using my employees as nominees (the “Nominee Accounts”).
Then deposit large quantities of BHUB stock into the Nominee Accounts by journal entry from the transfer agent and sell directly from the Nominee Accounts.

Then I would instruct the account holders of the Nominee Accounts when to trade, at what price to trade, and how many shares to trade at a given price, say .0008 for example. That keeps the price in a trading range so the shares can be sold.

Then release a PR saying something to the effect:
"Yukatan has completed the in-house review of their share structure, and they have set a "date-certain" to ungag the ta".

Hope this helps.


Regards,
PV

CXTI $4.47/$4.48 now leaving tha L-O-A-A-D-I-N-G Z-O-N-E. Big cap Hedgie-powered China rebounder has made tha TURN! Now 52 points free munny left on tha table.

ALLLLLLLLL ABOARD!!!

Targitt izz 5.0

In CXTI $4.39/$4.40. Big-cap Hedgie-powered China rebounder now in tha L-O-A-D-I-N-G Z-O-N-E.

Last run was to exxxxactly 5.50, thats where tha Hedge is:
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=17715502

When itz Hedgie-powered, U gunna gitt that SCHWINGGGG!!!

My targitt this go round is 5.00 off tha lower base. Payout pencilled in for nexxxxt week. 60 points free munny on tha table!