Thnx Drillbit. Having fun over on the CMKX board? I thought it was a great idea, by Eviltweety, to have that "free for all." It was needed and many people have behaved rather well if I may say so.

ACTX, Hope it brightend your day. That's all I am trying to do. Sometimes this stock stuff just drags people down. I try to bring a bit of humor to a sometimes very humourless endeavour.

Aloha Hipster. Hows things going Brudda? Hope all is well.

FLying high eagle. How ya doin? Hope you are having great weekend.

16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN by Dave Barry

> > >

> > > 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative

> > > on the same night.

> > >

> > > 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race

> > > has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word

> > > would be "meetings."

> > >

> > > 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

> > >

> > > 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never

> > > want you to share yours with them.

> > >

> > > 5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

> > >

> > > 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

> > >

> > > 7. Never lick a steak knife.

> > >

> > > 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

> > >

> > > 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling

> > > reason why we observe daylight savings time.

> > >

> > > 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests

> > > that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging

> > > from her at that moment.

> > >

> > > 11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to

> > > make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

> > >

> > > 12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,

> > > gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that,

> > > deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

> > >

> > > 13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice

> > > person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

> > >

> > > 14. Your friends love you anyway.

> > >

> > > 15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur

> > > built the Ark. It was a large group of professionals who built the

> > > Titanic.

> > >

> > > 16 FINAL Thought for the day: Men are like a fine wine. They start out

> > > as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until

> > > they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Mach, I hope you don't mind the humor. TIA

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did....



**I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.



**I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."



**My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.



**While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.



**Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean... Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go. He said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'! S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!





**This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story.. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!



Now, didn't that feel good? Please pass this on to someone you know who needs a laugh.

I love the Taco Story. That sounds like something I would have done as a child, or maybe even now, with of course the proper/improper libation. he he he

************CMKX UNCENSORED************

for the next 24 hours(until 6pm sunday) feel free to post about or to anyone that you chose. you will not be deleted or arrested on this board..lol...take all those folks off iggy and debate them! have at it!

my one request: No violations of privacy or sexual comments.


and this suggestion from eviltweety..lol

"the only requirement would be that we would have to add at the end of the post "Of course I mean that in a good way!"

best of luck, lol....sub (ou and matt are in agreement :)

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=4189890

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did....



**I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.



**I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."



**My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.



**While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.



**Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean... Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go. He said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'! S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!





**This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story.. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!



Now, didn't that feel good? Please pass this on to someone you know who needs a laugh.

16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN by Dave Barry

> > >

> > > 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative

> > > on the same night.

> > >

> > > 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race

> > > has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word

> > > would be "meetings."

> > >

> > > 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

> > >

> > > 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never

> > > want you to share yours with them.

> > >

> > > 5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

> > >

> > > 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

> > >

> > > 7. Never lick a steak knife.

> > >

> > > 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

> > >

> > > 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling

> > > reason why we observe daylight savings time.

> > >

> > > 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests

> > > that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging

> > > from her at that moment.

> > >

> > > 11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to

> > > make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

> > >

> > > 12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,

> > > gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that,

> > > deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

> > >

> > > 13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice

> > > person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

> > >

> > > 14. Your friends love you anyway.

> > >

> > > 15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur

> > > built the Ark. It was a large group of professionals who built the

> > > Titanic.

> > >

> > > 16 FINAL Thought for the day: Men are like a fine wine. They start out

> > > as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until

> > > they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

I know there are some folks here that would love to let the Basher Boobs and other folks know what they actually think. Well Sub, OU and the IHUB Guru dude Matt have decided to let it happen for 24 uncensored hrs over at hte CMKX board. Have fun all.

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=4189890

************CMKX UNCENSORED************

Posted by: sublime
In reply to: eviltweety who wrote msg# 100977 Date:10/3/2004 12:18:12 AM
Post #of 101023

************CMKX UNCENSORED************

for the next 24 hours(until 6pm sunday) feel free to post about or to anyone that you chose. you will not be deleted or arrested on this board..lol...take all those folks off iggy and debate them! have at it!

my one request: No violations of privacy or sexual comments.


and this suggestion from eviltweety..lol

"the only requirement would be that we would have to add at the end of the post "Of course I mean that in a good way!"

best of luck, lol....sub (ou and matt are in agreement :)

Casprs1, It has probably been that long for myself. I still remember going to Spanaway Speedway in Washington for High School Drags and for the Big Boys. Nothing like the Sound or Smell. A fun time for those interested. RAW POWER. Wow

Hey Casprs1, the Beach is a Beach LOL, yup stayin safe wondering what,like the rest of the CMKX folks, is gonna go on in the continuing adventures of "THE KEPT IN THE DARK GANG"
Hope you are well.

THanx ssnyl

Morning all. Pre Market L2 Please TIA

Just think about it. How do you prove that the NSS exist's? Apparently RG has figured out how, IMO.

You tell the whole world that YOU a Non Reporting Sub Penny stock are going to give out divy's to your shareholders. How often does that really happen?

Now once you have done this you let the anticipation build, you stay silent, Yes your investors will be angry and might sell for the lack of info, but you told them all, "Don't Sell, hold everyhting you have have faith in us."

Knowing of course that not all of your investors would be able to stay the course. Many have fallen prey to the Basher Boobs, many have fallen prey to their own fears and doubts. Toss in a good bit of "misinformation" and you have the makings of a VERY good Suicide squeeze.

Now we have pretty much all heard of the NSS theory and it has never been proven in a court of law that I can find, some help me if they can, RG has just pulled the rug out from under those MM's and or Brokers who are doing the shorting.

Everyone who has reported getting UCAD shares, Everyone on everyboard that I have been on that has reported this says they are UNRESTRICTED shares. How is that possible? The TA and the PR BOTH said that NO shares have been released and this has also been confirmed through some Brokers.

Where did these shares come from? They had to come from somewhere, where they were bought on the open market, or "Created" (hey Basher Boobs whose got the printing press working now???) as NSS.

By pushing the date back they exposed the truth as to my knowledge has never been done before and it is in those accounts who claim to have already received the shares. For those people who have received them DO NOT SELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Demand CERTS As soon as humanly possible. This is of course all IMO and I might be WAAAYYY off but I do not think so. Please feel free to blast holes through my little rambling if you wish. Constructive Criticism is ALWAYS appreciated. GLTYA

Just think about it. How do you prove that the NSS exist's? Apparently RG has figured out how, IMO.

You tell the whole world that YOU a Non Reporting Sub Penny stock are going to give out divy's to your shareholders. How often does that really happen?

Now once you have done this you let the anticipation build, you stay silent, Yes your investors will be angry and might sell for the lack of info, but you told them all, "Don't Sell, hold everyhting you have have faith in us."

Knowing of course that not all of your investors would be able to stay the course. Many have fallen prey to the Basher Boobs, many have fallen prey to their own fears and doubts. Toss in a good bit of "misinformation" and you have the makings of a VERY good Suicide squeeze.

Now we have pretty much all heard of the NSS theory and it has never been proven in a court of law that I can find, some help me if they can, RG has just pulled the rug out from under those MM's and or Brokers who are doing the shorting.

Everyone who has reported getting UCAD shares, Everyone on everyboard that I have been on that has reported this says they are UNRESTRICTED shares. How is that possible? The TA and the PR BOTH said that NO shares have been released and this has also been confirmed through some Brokers.

Where did these shares come from? They had to come from somewhere, where they were bought on the open market, or "Created" (hey Basher Boobs whose got the printing press working now???) as NSS.

By pushing the date back they exposed the truth as to my knowledge has never been done before and it is in those accounts who claim to have already received the shares. For those people who have received them DO NOT SELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Demand CERTS As soon as humanly possible. THis is of course all IMO and I might be WAAAYYY off but I do not think so. Please feel free to blast holes through my little rambling if you wish. Constructive Criticism is ALWAYS appreciated. GLTYA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUB!!! Oh and nice doo.

You know they say that Wednesday is "hump Day" maybe now that JERK is off of CMKX we are finally over the "Hump" only time will tell.

OT: Thanx to everyone for trying to help me with the Works to Word Conversion. I finally had them send it as a JPG file. Don't ask. For some reson they couldn't figure out how to save as a Word Document but figured out how to save as a JPG. Crazy huh

GTC, I tried that and all I get is a bunch of giberrish. I am trying to open a Resume that someone wnated me to fix but they only have it in Works. Oh well thanx

THanx crstphr2.

OT: Does anybody know how to convert a MS Works file to a MS Word file? TIA

OT: Does anybody know how to convert a MS Works file to a MS Word file? TIA

Aloha Mano, catching me some sand waves out here LOL. thank god there is no big body of water near here. The humidity would be outrageous. LOL

Later Brudda,

Have fun all. HTO, make sure you clean off the bottom of your shoe. Wouldn't want to bring that gunk home with ya.

Nighty Night

Oh yeah

Basher Boobs...... BBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA

Ya gonna burn!!!!!!!!

Exactly!!

I hope you are wrong also. But if I may add, news that will make one of our antagonists eat his shorts. EEeekk that was an ugly thought!!!

WAASSS Happenin Hipster. See ya r bouncin from here to there. LOL my sgragety 2.

Agreed. I remains to be seen though what the actual figure will be, I will bet you half of my holdings that we get at least 3 different figures from people.

I would wager that they are doing their DD, of course only from stuff that they make up with their combined PEA that is rattling around in their convoluted craniums for the "Showdown" tonight. That should be interesting.

Yee Haa a non basher. I guess we do still exist and yup it is slow. I just hope the low Volume doesn't make JERK drop the ask. knock on wood.

Hello?

Call me crazy, I posted a while back that there is going to be a management change. Why do I say this? Look at the Comapny website. It still has no one listed. Why? I believe that the reason is IMO because of what has already speculated to death. A Merger/Reverse Merger. They do not want to put it out yet, the timing is not right. Once we become "reporting" which IMO will be sooner than many think, we will see the "Management" team posted on the filings and the Company Website.

“The Company now has over 1,000,000 (one million) acres claimed in Saskatchewan which include Fort a la Corne claims and Green Lake claims. CMKM Diamonds, Inc. recently initiated a drill program, which confirmed results of one of the thickest kimberlite bodies found to date in the Fort a la Corne area. Initial Geological reports indicate a high probability of locating diamonds on this land as the Kimberlite pipes are approximately twenty times larger than normally found. Additional targets are scheduled for diamond core sampling for the rest of 2004/2005. While continuing to focus on Fort a la Corne, CMKX Diamonds, Inc. is remaining proactive in expanding their asset base through target acquisitions elsewhere in Canada and around the world.”

When you open the PDF to print this is on the map. Why doesn't or better yet why wouldn't they show these "Oreo's"? Any thoughts?

http://www.casavantmining.com/locations.asp

Old Report? Don't know how old this is but it has some good graphics on the 140/141 Kimberlite and depth graphics.


http://www.ciw.edu/pub/shirey/gabi/GabiTrash/ABSTRACTS/FLA_0373.PDF

Claims Map now on website.

http://www.casavantmining.com/locations.asp

Claims Map now on website.

http://www.casavantmining.com/locations.asp

rbg I agree. Oh well waiting & waiting....