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Great tune ! A blast from the past!
Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield
He said...
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home!
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I went to a massage parlor.. It was self-service. .
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying I said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself now.'
I knew a girl so ugly... they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the- Loom guys giggling.
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.
My wife likes to talk to me during sex; last night she called me from a hotel.
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
I was such an ugly kid! ...When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.
I was such an ugly baby that my mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
I'm so ugly my father carried around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through anyway."
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness...AFTER I was born.
I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There's so many places they can hide."
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
I'm so ugly, I once worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.
I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said..."Nothing, your eyesight is perfect."
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.
Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times - three of those times I was reading it.
One year they wanted to make me a poster boy - for birth control.
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.
TINGO, TANGO., TONGO! > $$$$$
Senate passes bill! > Huge catalyst for PEGY in upcoming sessions. Now will most likely pass House this week.
,,,$PEGY,,,,,,,CLEAN ENERGY BILL PASSES……GET IN EARLY
https://www.forbes.com/sites/robertbryce/2022/08/05/big-wind-and-big-solar-will-collect-113-billion-in-tax-credits-this-decade-manchin-schumer-assures--billions-more/?sh=26edb35e29d0
Senate passes bill! > Huge catalyst for PEGY in upcoming sessions. Now will most likely pass House this week.
Right now you could purchase a shack with 8' frontage on Erie Canal. lol.
Yeah chart wise it was smart to buy the last couple months...Im here til 2025 with packed bags....this is the ocean front beach house!
Good luck with MARA. Soon bitcoin will be back above 30k.
That jockey looks like Joe Biden faling down Air Force I passenger staircase.
Regardless, folks playing momo/fomo/herd > Let's go MEGL !
It appears my brother-in-law's 4 bay auto repair shop in town does more biz than Magic Empire Carpet Ride!!!!!
MEGL
So MEGL revenues were $2,169,000. last year.
MEGL > 9 Employees > Revenues are $241k per employee ( MarketWatch)
MEGL > 9 Employees > Revenues are $241k per employee ( MarketWatch)
Wegmans offering "free charge " for Tesla and other EV's while shopping at their flagship Pittsford store.
Dino, The upcoming run here will make H*KD look like chump change.
Agree on the bullish upside! Crazy rich Asians taking MEGL for a Vesuvius run.
Megalomaniacs here looking @ 500.00+ by Monday closing bell.
MEGL
Magic Empire Global Limited is a financial services provider in Hong Kong which principally engage in the provision of corporate finance advisory services and underwriting services.
MEGL
Plus crazy rich Nigerians want in. Give it time, we'll all make mega-profits!
Crazy rich Asians > Another Hong Kong dinger!
Crazy rich Asians > Another Hong Kong dinger!
Probably go to $900. today. lol
MEGL up 1150% @ 50.00 > IPO priced @ 4.00 > Crazy!!!!!
MEGL up 1150% @ 50.00 > IPO priced @ 4.00 > Crazy!!!!!
one Large $ gangsta! > $$$$ Crazy !!!!!
Pineapple Energy Inc. is focused on growing leading local and regional solar, storage, and energy services companies nationwide. Our vision is to power the energy transition through grass-roots growth of solar electricity paired with battery storage. Our portfolio of brands, Hawaii Energy Connection, E-Gear, Sungevity and Horizon Solar Power, provide homeowners and small businesses with an end-to-end product offering spanning solar, battery storage, and grid services.
PEGY is a sweet super low float runner!
$pEGY will start having a .50 cents - trailing stop loss
PEGY IS A GREAT $$$$$ OPPORTUNITY.
PEGY > 4.44
Very nice! > Low float up 72% premarket!
$PEGY my 7,777 shares looking GREAT
EVFN IS A GREAT $$$$$ OPPORTUNITY.
Gainers Premarket:
Assure Holdings Corp. (NASDAQ: IONM) shares rose 141.4% to $5.07 in pre-market trading after jumping around 104% on Thursday.
Marker Therapeutics, Inc. (NASDAQ: MRKR) shares rose 119% to $0.7248 in pre-market trading. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) announced clearance to Marker Therapeutics’ Investigational New Drug (IND) application for MT-601 for the treatment of patients with relapsed/refractory non-Hodgkin lymphoma.
Athenex, Inc. (NASDAQ: ATNX) rose 60.3% to $1.01 in pre-market trading following Economic Times report titled 'Intas & Dr Reddy's in race with PEs to buy US' Athenex.'
BiomX Inc. (NYSE: PHGE) rose 41.9% to $1.10 in pre-market trading. The company reported the publication of a scientific paper titled "Targeted suppression of human IBD-associated gut microbiota commensals by phage consortia for treatment of intestinal inflammation" in the journal, Cell.
TMC the metals company Inc. (NASDAQ: TMC) shares rose 28.4% to $1.12 in pre-market trading.
Staffing 360 Solutions, Inc. (NASDAQ: STAF) shares rose 23.4% to $4.54 in pre-market trading after gaining around 15% on Thursday.
Apexigen, Inc. (NASDAQ: APGN) rose 22.3% to $12.47 in pre-market trading after declining around 12% on Thursday.
Atlas Corp. (NYSE: ATCO) rose 21.4% to $14.06 in pre-market trading after the company said it received a non-binding proposal from Poseidon Acquisition Corp. to acquire all outstanding common shares of Atlas for $14.45 per share.
Evofem Biosciences, Inc. (NASDAQ: EVFM) shares rose 21.4% to $1.09 in pre-market trading after reporting strong Q2 results.
ACM Research, Inc. (NASDAQ: ACMR) rose 20.7% to $21.75 in pre-market trading after the company reported Q2 results.
fuboTV Inc. (NYSE: FUBO) rose 20.2% to $3.57 in pre-market trading after the company posted a double-digit surge in quarterly revenue.
Cloudflare, Inc. (NYSE: NET) shares rose 19.4% to $69.83 in pre-market trading after the company reported better-than-expected Q2 sales and raised FY22 sales guidance.
Cooper-Standard Holdings Inc. (NYSE: CPS) rose 19.2% to $6.00 in pre-market trading following better-than-expected Q2 results.
Smart for Life, Inc. (NASDAQ: SMFL) rose 15.7% to $0.5660 in pre-market trading. The company recently announced the completion of its previously announced Ceautamed Worldwide acquisition.
SOBR Safe, Inc. (NASDAQ: SOBR) rose 14.8% to $1.39 in pre-market trading after jumping around 19% on Thursday.
AcelRx Pharmaceuticals, Inc. (NASDAQ: ACRX) shares rose 12.2% to $0.2580 in pre-market trading. AcelRx Pharmaceuticals is expected to release Q2 financial results on Thursday, August 11, 2022.
DoorDash, Inc. (NYSE: DASH) rose 12% to $91.10 in pre-market trading as the company reported better-than-expected sales results for its second quarter, with revenue surging 30% year-over-year to $1.61 billion. The company also said it expects full-year marketplace gross order value of $51 billion to $53 billion.
SemiLEDs Corporation (NASDAQ: LEDS) rose 10.8% to $3.49 in pre-market trading after dropping 13% on Thursday.
BARK, Inc. (NYSE: BARK) rose 9.4% to $1.73 in pre-market trading.
Lyft, Inc. (NASDAQ: LYFT) rose 9.3% to $19.00 in pre-market trading as the company reported upbeat results for its second quarter. Lyft saw active riders of 19.9 million last quarter, up 15.9% year-over-year. Revenue per active rider was $49.89 in the second quarter, up 11.8% year-over-year.
Pagaya Technologies Ltd. (NASDAQ: PGY) rose 8% to $19.10 in pre-market trading after dipping 34% on Thursday. Pagaya Technologies is expected to announce its Q2 earnings on August 16, 2022.
AMTD IDEA Group (NYSE: AMTD) rose 7.9% to $4.64 in pre-market trading after dipping over 31% on Thursday.
Carvana Co. (NYSE: CVNA) rose 7.5% to $36.07 in pre-market trading despite announcing worse-than-expected financial results.
ANTX @ 1.01 > up 60% in premarket > After rising 26% over the past five days, Athenex Inc. (ATNX) shares surged a further 70% during yesterday’s after-hours trading as major healthcare names are contending to acquire the company. Athenex is a biopharmaceutical company with a focus on developing novel therapies targeted towards cancer and associated conditions. Its second-quarter numbers last month failed to surpass expectations on both the revenue and bottom line fronts. At $25.8 million, revenue grew 17.7% year-over-year. Its pharmaceutical division presently markets 31 products, and the Pharma Solutions division markets six products. Recently, Athenex has monetized non-core assets, pared down debt, and created a cash runway of $37.1 million at the end of Q2.
https://www.tipranks.com/news/article/heres-why-athenex-shares-surged-70?utm_source=advfn.com&utm_medium=referral
After rising 26% over the past five days, Athenex Inc. (ATNX) shares surged a further 70% during yesterday’s after-hours trading as major healthcare names are contending to acquire the company. Athenex is a biopharmaceutical company with a focus on developing novel therapies targeted towards cancer and associated conditions. Its second-quarter numbers last month failed to surpass expectations on both the revenue and bottom line fronts. At $25.8 million, revenue grew 17.7% year-over-year. Its pharmaceutical division presently markets 31 products, and the Pharma Solutions division markets six products. Recently, Athenex has monetized non-core assets, pared down debt, and created a cash runway of $37.1 million at the end of Q2.
https://www.tipranks.com/news/article/heres-why-athenex-shares-surged-70?utm_source=advfn.com&utm_medium=referral
Heading to Mars before Elon Musk does!
Let's go FRGE !!!!!
On the way to makin major bank !
FRGE > 8.80
Way oversold. FRGE
FRGE > 6.41
FRGE @ 5.80 up 27%