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Why? They're Lunch already. (Or is it Toast?)

Why? They're Lunch already. (Or is it Toast?)

Not sure.

Of course.

Poor Jeffy:

CMKM defendant Turino seeks freedom, again


2015-05-21 12:05 ET - Street Wire


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by Mike Caswell

Jeffrey Turino, one of two people in jail awaiting trial for the CMKM Diamonds Inc. scheme, is once again asking a judge for his freedom. The focus of his current argument is not just his flight risk (which he still says is minimal). This time he is also complaining about the conditions in jail. Specifically, he says the prison where he is housed has been denying him the necessary library time to prepare for trial. Without such preparation, he will not be able to help his lawyer, he claims.

Mr. Turino is one of seven defendants awaiting trial in the CMKM case. Prosecutors claim that he and others, including Saskatchewan's Urban Casavant, were part of a scheme to dump billions of unregistered shares in the company, reaping $60-million in profits. (All figures are in U.S. dollars.) Although Mr. Turino was in the "shadows of the conspiracy" because of a prior penny stock ban, he still helped route share transactions through associates and nominees in Florida, according to the government.

That's why people call the Lady Kingpin.

Kingpin,

You should just tell the furball that he's a less articulate Soxy. That should jog its memory.

'cause you're the missing one?

That's one way of putting it.

Not so much. At least the Darwf is making new friends.

I stand corrected Kingpin.

Evil,wicked,mean, and nasty.
You should be ashamed of your elf self!

Oh yeah, the infamous "Troll Block".
I had a RSM back in the day that would stare you straight in the eye, give you a dime and, in a reverberating baritone, tell you that "you should call your mommy and tell her that you're lost son."

How To Tell Someone They're Stupid In A Nice Way

1. Too much yardage between the goal posts

2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal

3. An experiement in artifical stupidity

4. A few beers short of a six-pack

5. Dumber than a box of hair

6. A few peas short of a casserole

7. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

8. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

9. One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

10. One taco short of a combo plate

11. A few feathers short of a whole duck

12. All foam, no beer

13. The cheese slid off the cracker

14. Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel

15. Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt

16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear

17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

18. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

20. As smart as bait

21. Chimney's clogged

22. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash

23. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair

24. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

25. Forgot to pay his brain bill

26. Her sewing machine's out of thread

27. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

28. His belt doesn't go through all the loops

29. If he had another brain it would be lonely

30. Missing a few buttons on his remote control

31. No grain in the silo

32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse

33. Receiver is off the hook

34. Several nuts short of a full pouch

35. Skylight leaks a little

36. Slinky's kinked

37. Surfing in Nebraska

Ok. If I have to I'll use a Texas expression....

Sharp as a mashed potato.

Drop the literacy level and the general comprehension first. Just a suggestion.

Nothing new for Danny boy,

http://www.dallasobserver.com/1996-01-18/news/it-s-the-stock-price-stupid/

I got Calculus Champion

What bullshit. Economics majors are notorious for our lack of understanding numbers let alone Calculus!

The furball has already make friends

Most of Tashkent is enjoying him.

You heard it here first Kingpin.

After my “spousal unit” and I read the trilogy I asked her what she thought. Her reply was ‘ I’d like to try out the S&M thing, but not as severe as that.’

So being the caring, compassionate spouse that I am, I tied her up. Blindfolded her, Asked if she wanted to indulge in the “S” or “M” part of the exercise.

She picked the “M”.

After I had secured my love to the bed, blindfolded and unable to move, I left the room and promptly booked a 7am tee off.
Wonder what she’ll think of the movie?

Ummmm, No.

You should put together a task force to excavate the Smeaton town dump.

Codger? Here ya go........

Beet Hoven?

Wasn’t he a famous headliner on the Borscht Belt circuit back in the day?

Really?
Just remember who runs the drop box, oh furry one.

Congratulations!!!!! You have already won!!!!

You could always send him here to Tashkent. I believe some of his relatives are here.

Still, my heart goes out to NYC, NJ, and the poor New England States having to deal with a foot of snow. At least they can take consolation of the fact that they aren't Buffalo.

http://globalnews.ca/news/1682747/photos-best-memes-out-of-buffalo-during-epic-snowstorm/

Nope. A tad before my time father.

Latest addition to the list?

http://www.therichest.com/video/entertainment/the-worst-kids-toys-ever-created/

About $23.95

And if she has one more facelift she'll have a goatee.

Naw, just the benefits of a classical education.

Naw, just the benefits of a classical education.

It says 60 min; However, Its been closer to 20 yrs now.