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Churak, you said:
you guys realize that the more that we post on this board, the worse our rating is on TOP BOARDS?
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Fred, new word for you...
Sarals, you at work yet?
Sheriff Matt, Churak is looking for your truck.
Houston, bumper sticker for you.
...a/k/a Monica bait...maybe that should be Bill bait.
CharleyMike, is this what you were looking for?
Porn? Porn? Wheresit?
Mornin' hasher...
Hasher, right you are!
...there's a worm in Tequila, but the artists know better...
Not the first time <g>.
AK
MILLER TIME!!
You refuse to answer about Cindy, or about Joe? You hittin' the sauce a little early today?
AK
I apologize. Yes, it was a response. And it was more than you gave. If you do have the answer, go for it.
AK
p.s. So, how was Wreck Beach with Cindy Lookalike?
No problemo, as long as YOU are not singing the blues...
AK
p.s. Ignoring my responses to your previous post? heh...
hasher, don't twist words. Nobody asked "Joe who". That was the ANSWER, and at least I had the courtesy to make it while you were off with your neighbour at Wreck Beach.
AK
hasher, having vowel trouble (again)?
AK
p.s. This is The Jailhouse -- nothing wrong with words like that to be spelled out. Besides, the Sheriff only knows 4-letter words as being TOSable.
CharleyMike, do you know anything about singing the blues? or are you too far West (notice I didn't say "left") to have an interest in that?
AK
Churak posted: "then copy it, delete it & move it"
I think what happened is the Sheriff copied it, deleted the link from the thread, and moved it to his new Mac computer, the one he keeps telling everybody has teriffic realistic 3-D graphics.
What's it all mean? Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe Churak will tell you? Ask him.
AK
What post was that CharleyMike? What'd it say?? Churak got ANOTHER one of his post's deleted???
AK
I disagree.
Joe who?
hasher, to make it perfectly clear:
I said "The early bird gets the worm." Now look at the time of this post, #msg-554712."
You said "... the time of that post was 12.34.04 in the afternoon."
You then said "what are you talking about. [sic]"
May I conclude:
a) you don't know what the "early bird" is, at least in the context of the expression used herein;
- 0r -
b) early for you is after 9:00 a.m. your time (10:00 a.m. if you count the extra hour you got for adjustment to P.S.T.)?
Probably just a linguistic misunderstanding, what with you speaking Canuknikeze with the regional dialect of a Vancouverian.
AK
O.T. TIME LINK
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/
Well, why didn't you say so CLEARLY in the first place...what kind of PR guy are you?
AK
Edit window is closed, but if it of such concern to you, please PM Matt. You have my approval. (Like you and Matt aren't communicating anyway, with all that porn stuff you send to everybody. Noticed what a difference it's made in hasher's attitude towards you?)
AK
Thank you for your post Troy, but hasher seems undecided about that -- on the one side,
(s)he places the mistletoe in the rear, but, on the other side, seems confused when going to the YMCA. In any case, it is clear YOU are not confused, but that's probably because you have been so taken with the subject today.
AK
WTF you talking about? You even BEEN to a Home Depot lately? FWIW there has been a marked change in attitude amongst the help since they eliminated stock options and turned most of the 'clerk' positions into part-time. Geez, thought my kid had it made when he interviewed there this summer and told them he really liked all the products -- just didn't like to "sell". You might have thought they would have made him a management trainee...
AK
p.s. Oops, this should be on the Rants thread...sorry...
Here's a thought for you hasher. "The early bird gets the worm." Now look at the time of this post, #msg-554712.
AK
p.s. They do use real worms in the lollipops.
http://www.candydirect.com/html/eng/243336-AA.shtml
p.p.s. And if that doesn't appeal to you, check out this "Air Head" candy -- it's Churak's favorite.
http://www.candydirect.com/html/eng/851768-AA.shtml
No (sigh), despite what you think, I do not talk to myself. Please re-read the post. Perhaps it will be self evident this time around. If you need further explanation I'll be more than (sigh) happy to help.
AK
My apologies for the misunderstanding. To those who deem it of importance, item 3 should NOT read "Hasher5 hangs mistletoe from his trousers"; at Hasher5's request this sentence should read "Hasher5 hangs mistletoe from her trousers"
Sorry hasher,
AK
Hasher5, I hope you realize that you are revealing an awful lot of personal information on this thread. Even to the casual observer we know:
1. You like to run
2. You like to drink beer
3. You spend a lot of time on the internet
4. You have a love/hate relationship with your long-time next-door fagalah neighbor
5. You spend a lot of time watching television
6. Your precious free time is spent in voyeuristic activities at Wreck Beach, where you also ask for muscal when you mean mescal, and don't realize you have received muscat.
AK
If YOU think it's funny, you should have seen the clerk at Home Depot who told me the story.
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CharleyMike, how many misunderstandings you can make in such a short post is quite amazing.
1. I'm in Hawaii, not Vancouver;
2. Hasher5 is in Vancouver;
3. Hasher5 hangs mistletoe from his trousers;
4. Please see my edited post, hopefully that will clarify things for you.
5. If the above does not clear up things, please redundantly ask your 'reiterate' question again, preferable using a full sentence.
Thank you. Hope I was helpful here.
AK
I might reiterate if I knew what that meant?
It means "Kiss my ass"; I believe it's a local custom in Vancouver and where Churak lives in Nutcavak -- they have a plentiful supply of mistletoe.*
AK
* http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=mistletoe
Any of several American parasitic shrubs, such as Phoradendron flavescens of eastern North America.
CharleyMike,
I wouldn't know anything about that. Yeah, sure. Just like you went "browsing" at the 'puter store yesterday. So tell us, "pick up" anything good?
AK
p.s. Troy's back, so you can tell everyone how you use the term "breeder"; Troy seems to know something here.
hasher5, the sausage reference is based on Churak's personal experience. He doesn't like to talk about it much, but here's the story:
Churak went into a store and told the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."
"Are you Polish?" asked the clerk.
"Well, yes I am." Churak was clearly offended. He went on. "But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
"Well, no," politely replied the clerk.
"Well, all right then," Churak insisted with deep self-righteous indignation, "so why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"
"Because this is Home Depot," gently explained the clerk.
hasher, I'm almost old enough to think an "all nighter" is when you don't have to get up to pee, but thanks for your thoughts.
AK
Counselor, might we trouble you for some pro bono assistance. See #msg-555512
Thanks, on behalf of the Jailhouse peanut gallery.
exerience (sic)
Hasher, the above is confusing; do you mean:
a) exercise
b) experience
c) sick experience
d) being sick on a trampoline
e) being sick from being on a trampoline
A link would be helpful. Thanks.
AK
That's easy...try doing that while the hammock is sitting on one of those giant trampolines.
AK
p.s. WTM, you seem to be a man of vast experience...maybe you can help Churack out with soap tricks, so to speak.