Some old fart has been doing prackly all the posting on this board this morning and frankly I'm tard of him. Somebody else do the talking or play some good music.

That probably could be said of most marriages. But we men are just about the only choices for women. Sad, but true.

Gmen, if you have kept a wife for that long I have to say that you must be a keeper for her. And I admire that.

Every one of you guys (yes K2, you included) could be wandering around tomorrow and meet the perfect mate. And know it. You have time left.
Already met and lost mine. And too damn old to have another. Hope I don't meet as perfect a woman as K2 tomorrow or ever again. I can admire them, enjoy them, but I cannot have one. So don't shut yourself down too soon. Live.

One more Jim

Jim Croce Next Time

Larry, I'm sorry to have to point this out but the important parts to look at are the pictures, not just the words.
I can't guess how many books I read or reread a year, but it is a bunch. A book a day every third day would be a hundred. That seems low.

You ask what I hope to be having for lunch? Well . . . there's always pizza.

Red, whoever they are (I might know the name of one of them) they are disgusting. I refuse to vote for any of them to become POTUS some day.

I'm a reader, always was. With my upcoming fourth birthday (!) I begged my mother for a book. She said: "but sweetheart, you can't read." I'm told my response was: "I can't read because I don't have a book!" Wrong, but a response. For my fourth birthday I did NOT get a book. June 1937. But six months later for Christmas I got a huge soft cover Grimm's Fairy Tales. Then demanded that my mother teach me to read. And she did.
I'm never out of reach of some book. Got my college degree in English Lit. But I've never read Scott Turow. Just got a recommendation to try him, so I will. Next time I go to the library.

If one Celine is good, two must be at least twice as good.
http://www.metrolyrics.com/my-heart-will-go-on-celine-dion-ml-video-9gr.html

What a time to be alive! Let me live to vote . . . TRUMP! and pray he is elected. Let's get the election over with and go into the Trump years and see what happens. Is he perfect? Hardly, BUT I DON'T CARE. He isn't Hillary and that's what matters.

Thenk you Larry. It says the words I want to say, perfectly. I don't fall easily, but I fall totally.
Too old for that now, but it still tells my story exactly.

http://www.metrolyrics.com/when-i-fall-in-love-celine-dion-ml-video-5rd.html

I love the old classic love songs. This is one of my favorites

U no I has bad nees. Inna house I use my cane, and I keep my walker inna trunk of the Lincum. When I grocery shop I can't hardly use the walker and poosh the cart. So I am one a those people who use electric carts. But
My superiormarket for the last eighteen years had four electric carts. Two got stole, one burned out the motor. Now they got one lectric cart, and it is never available. So I went elsewhere so I could get an electric cart virtually every time I shop there.
Bad nees ain't no fun. Lectric carts make shopping pleasant once agin.

It do.

It's still early, Larry. You might make sumpin yet today.

Well . . . yabbut . . . it used to be a dollar.

Mornin Larry. Another day, another fifteen cents.

'Lo evvabod

Mornin Salty. Out of bed, wasn't sleeping anyway. Got my first cuppa. Not a cloud inna sky. Another damn day in Sin City.

et din. Couldn't bare 2 eat the pizza. Ate macaroli and cheese.
gonna hafta toss the pizza or lose Larry's friendship?

There are so many old sayings that I don't understand. Such as this one: Just like a bull in a Chinese shop. Always Chinese, not Japanese or Hindustani. I don't get it.

Dodgers tomorrow aft. Winner stays, loser is off for the winter.

Bull I'm a Nevada Republican . . . or, I was. But eighteen years ago Harry Reid, a Dimocrap, got elected Senator from NV. Flat broke. Eighteen years later he is now retiring. His estimated net worth now is around eight or nine million. He should be able to afford to eat now in retirement. And voted the wrong way on every issue. Somebody supported his decisions and reelected him. NOT ME.

Let's elect The Donald. And then? Smash the established R party and rebuild it with faithful CONSERVATIVES. Ones who will support the chosen candidates and programs. The Rinos have got to go.

"Please feel free to contact me about any other concerns you have."
Like Global Warming you mean?

Yeah, right. You want our votes but you refuse to earn them.
Go, directly, without delay, straight to . . .

Ks, we elect The Donald and the Clintons and the Obamas are history. Sad, irritating, anti-American history, but . . .
They will be gone. Finally.

You are a good person. You deserve it.

Larry I knew if I et the pizza for lunch I'd feel guilty and it would ruin my afternoon. So I didn't. Saving it for dinner. Had something else. Deeeeeeeelishus.

As big as my appetites are, I don't suffer from left overs. I eat.

Larry, lunch time approaches. Could have that four cheese pizza but I have many choices. Gonna go look inna cabinets. Got lots of other things that can be lunch.

Gary will not be . . . cannot be . . . our next POTUS. Perot wanted so much to be Prez but simply gave us Clinton. I don't think Johnson can give us another Clinton but he CANNOT GIVE US ANY GOOD THING.

Hope every last one of them is registered and will vote for him.

Since neither of us is a Red Sox fan, we could be brothers.

I'm listed as on Web9. Have no idea what that means. But I know so little about electronics and puters that it wouldn't mean anything to me. But if I recall correctly? I think I am usually on Web4 or Web5.

Yes.
I am above you or below you.

Here's the latest re my DD214, message received today:
"Thank you for submitting a request to the National Personnel Records Center.

We have received your signature authorization for request number 2-20113849955.

The average response time on the majority of these types of requests is six weeks or less, however, on occasion, a greater response time may be experienced. We service approximately 20,000 requests each week and are working earnestly and successfully at reducing our response time. Our goal is to reduce our response time on these types of requests to ten days or less.

Thank you.

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