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Bass tourney......What state u in?
Where you been dude?
Dentists don't like a hard day at the orifice.
A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?"
One horse said to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane.
Camel milk comes from a dromedairy.
You just might have to open a can of whop ass on both of'm......well maybe not judd, I've seen a pic of him and he looks to be an old fart. You could be arrested for elderly abuse......j/k judd!
East side Kaibab starts Oct. 25th, just got back from the range......checking the 3 rifles i'm taking......the little womans Browning 270 stainless shot a 4 shot 1 in. group, my Remington 300win must of got bumped or I was in a hurry, 4 shot group was a little over an inch @100yds. and my trusty ol 25-06 Rem. classic did me a 3 shot quarter in. group @100 after the first shot out of a clean barrel (the 1st was a flyer about an in. off).<----I didn't count that 1st shot
That sounds like Hillary hog breath Clinton.
nyc.....Me thinks you should take them NOW even if you have to get a little poop under your finger nails, and I bet everyone agrees with me. We did! So can you............yuk yuk yuk I mean har har har
Just a little different......
DEMOCRAT:
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell
one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the
tax
money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. Barbara
Streisand sings for you.
SOCIALIST:
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
REPUBLICAN:
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
COMMUNIST:
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows.
The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man
in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your
government.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for
the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the 2 cows to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are
reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent
quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. You produce your
10th, 5-year plan in the last 3 months.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION:
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
At night when no one is looking, you have sex with both of them.
Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were in the
hospital.
FLORIDA CORPORATION:
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the
best-looking one.
NEW YORK CORPORATION:
You have fifteen million cows.
You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick a
fat cow from Arkansas.
anyone seen onebgg? he hasn't posted in two days....
you need to post this at rant & chat.............
nyc.....next time you and judd are blasting a bozo on the bull why don't you come on over here and get some back up? I'm pretty good at calling names and talking down to drunkards!
Tell'm judd..............
• Today's Thought: "The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him." - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
cool pics colt.........
k2 me thinks your looking for the wrong crack.......and please remember that CRACK KILLS!
He's in R/B jail
I very seriously doubt if they banned your ip, just sign up for a new e-mail address from your server and your in.
your ip address judd, anyone but me could sign you up if they have baned your ip. They found me with four aliases about two weeks ago so I have been keeping my nose clean.
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Check out osama the putz....Lots of $$$$$$ for turning that roach in.
• Today's Thought: "You are your own raw material. When you know what you consist of and what you want to make of it, then you can invent yourself." - Warren B. Bennis
On or about the 23rd.......You got anything cookin?
colt thats because I've quit walking on water and started parting it, my part is just a little to wide......Tx on one side and the coast of Ca on the other.
No colt.....I'm born and raised in Az., But just who do you think taught you Texans? Thats right buddy someone from Az.
• Today's Thought: "Enthusiasm is one of the most powerful engines of success. When you do a thing, do it with all your might. Put your whole soul into it. Stamp it with your own personality. Be active, be energetic, be enthusiastic and faithful, and you will accomplish your objective. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm." - Ralph Waldo
I'm petitioning the board to change it's name from Rant and Chat to Rant and Chat aka Bitch and Moan.......
looks like the NY stank-ees are taking a lickin......
Thanks all for the b-day wishes
Same to you buddy.....I'm just sitting here at the puter sending out business plans to the venture cap people while mama is wanting to go out for my birthday.....I got more important fish to fry right here.
yea gp.....But me thinks you should go forth and fight for gun rights and leave the walking on water to us professionals.
Thanks k2
YES.....Thats right the D-Backs SUCK
Just want everyone to know I'm not a fair weather fan......D-Backs SUCK, Dirty rotten scum bags.....They were all smokin crack last night.....Off with their heads.
Dirty filthy ny stankeez, Trick photography made it look like they won.....
no3......I don't want to sound rude but thats just wishful thinking on your part, Who the freak are the Braves anyway?
j/k
mag & excel....Now you know I'm going to ride your looser pickin butts all the way home.....With that being said.....If the D-backs don't win the series it's because of "The conspiracy", You know what I'm talking about so don't even play stupid and just remember......I'm just yankin your chain until they clench the series and then I'm going to rub your dirty little noses in it.....All in the name of fun!
J/K
What the freak is a Cardinal....OH! I know......Those are the little vermin that are going to get rattlesnake bit......A slow agonizing death for a pesky little red bird.
They're all turds.....The D-backs will flush'm
Tell your buddy that NY won't win because Jeeter the cheater is a flake!
excel.....Why don't we just go straight to the bottom line?
ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS WILL TAKE THE SERIES!!!!!!
Now that you know where the series will end up at is there anything left to talk about?