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where's the rest of the story?
You little freakin party pooper!
BullsASS.....If you ever even dream about saying something like that again to trky you better wake up and apologize!
Is it true that you quit eating rocky mountain oysters because you got tired of the bull dragging you around the pasture and stepping on your f'n face?
Damn.....was he a freak (liberal)?
ergo......Will died in
Rogers, Will (1879-1935),
This needs your immediate attention....
The Onion / U.N. Orders Wonka To Submit To Factory Inspections
http://www.theonion.com/onion3903/un_orders_wonka.html
Yo trky......I was yankin your chain, I may have copied yours for a post or two.
Terror alert advice gets personal
http://msnbc.com/news/871342.asp
Americans told to
stock food, water,
prepare safe rooms
Abigail Adams from the Red Cross discusses how citizens should prepare for a possible terrorist attack.
By John Mintz
THE WASHINGTON POST
WASHINGTON, Feb. 11 — Top federal officials yesterday issued their most pointed advice since Sept. 11, 2001, on precautions the public should take against terrorist attacks, warning that every home should be stocked with three days’ worth of water and food in case of a strike with chemical, biological or radiological weapons.
THEY ALSO recommended that families consider designating a room where they will gather in the event of such an attack, and have on hand duct tape and heavy plastic sheeting to seal it, as well as scissors, a manual can opener, blankets, flashlights, radios and spare batteries. The officials said they believe the al Qaeda terrorist network is particularly targeting New York and Washington.
Ranking officials of the Department of Homeland Security told reporters at a briefing that Americans must take some responsibility for protecting themselves, but stressed that people should not feel panicked or abandoned by the government.
“We see information on citizen preparedness as prudent planning,” said Gordon Johndroe, the department’s spokesman.
But given al Qaeda’s interest in weapons of mass destruction, he said, “It’s appropriate for citizens to be informed about how to respond to a terrorist attack, much as people have prepared for years to be ready for tornadoes, hurricanes or floods.”
• More on national security
• Scientists face dilemma
While much of the information in yesterday’s briefing was previously available on government Web sites, the news conference was an effort by federal officials to call attention to the steps individuals can take to prepare against the possibility of terror attacks.
“You have to talk to your family, and plan how you’re going to communicate with each other” after a devastating terrorist attack, said David Paulison, the U.S. fire administrator, who is a top civil defense planner for the new department. For example, he said, families could designate a third party with whom telephone messages can be left.
THREE DAYS AFTER ‘HIGH RISK’ ALERT
The briefing came three days after officials raised the national terrorist threat index to indicate a “high risk” of attack by al Qaeda on U.S. targets here and abroad, and officials suggested privately that they do not want the gravity of the threat overlooked.
Department officials were offering what one acknowledged was “a complex message” with several elements to it. The first is that people must mentally rehearse for an attack, even though it is unsettling. Yet officials want citizens to remain calm and not view the situation as dire.
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Law enforcement and homeland security officials have been criticized since soon after the Sept. 11 attacks for offering the public frightening but vague warnings while giving little guidance about what to do.
Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge and Attorney General John D. Ashcroft have often said Americans should “be vigilant,” and on New Year’s Eve people were advised to “avoid crowds.”
Terrorism experts said that given large amounts of new intelligence, especially from Europe, suggesting that Americans could be targeted by weapons of mass destruction, U.S. government officials face the same public relations quandary they encountered in the past, but with higher stakes.
“While police departments and local governments have a menu of steps they take in reaction to the higher threat alerts, private citizens don’t, and there’s not a hell of a lot an ordinary citizen can do,” said Brian Jenkins, a Rand Corp. specialist on counterterrorism. “That creates consternation, maybe even an atmosphere of terror that terrorists want to create. And so that leads the government now to try to offer advice to people.”
Home security after Sept. 11
“They’re not trying to scare people, but to educate people,” said Randall Larsen, director of the private Anser Institute for Homeland Security, who teaches security studies at the National War College. U.S. officials have studied the Israeli government’s citizen preparedness campaign before the Persian Gulf War, when families were given gas masks and plastic sheeting to protect them from possible chemical attacks by Iraqi Scud missiles, he said.
“The Israelis learned one main task is psychologically preparing the population,” Larsen said. “Americans need to be prepared the way the Israelis are. The most important message we could send to terrorists after the next attack is get up and go to work the next morning.”
LISTEN TO BROADCASTS
Paulison said one key message for the public is that, after a terrorist attack, people should listen to the news to learn what authorities are advising, and stay home if that is the recommendation. “If you don’t have to evacuate, don’t,” he said. “The roads will be clogged.”
But he laid out a vision of post-attack paralysis that made some other department officials wince. “People are going to be on their own for the first 24 or 48 hours,” he said, reflecting on his experience with hurricanes as the former fire chief for Miami-Dade County.
Officials also offered details about actions the department has taken since Friday, when the threat level was raised from yellow to orange, the second-highest. Ridge, for example, held a conference call on Friday with 66 top corporate executives in charge of energy pipelines, utilities and other infrastructure to urge them to tighten security.
Department officials also contacted real estate management firms to urge them to impose new rules requiring visitors to tall buildings, as well as delivery workers, to obtain approval before entering. Likewise, mall owners were urged to begin moving parking for motorists, especially truck drivers, away from buildings. Many malls have hired armed guards in recent days.
PARKING ADVICE
Owners of all large buildings are being urged to secure air-intake equipment to prevent attempts to kill people with chemical weapons. Hotels have been told to restrict underground parking.
“The announcement on Friday was a signal to private industry and to state and local officials that more actions need to be taken,” Johndroe said.
Officials are particularly concerned about intelligence that al Qaeda is targeting synagogues and other Jewish institutions. That has prompted a significant tightening of security at those places in recent days.
U.S. officials said one reason for yesterday’s advice, and release of information about security discussions, was that al Qaeda tends to avoid targets it feels have been hardened.
“When we have more protections up, and signal we’re paying attention, it lessens al Qaeda’s interest in attack,” an official said.
Staff writer Dan Eggen contributed to this report.
© 2003 The Washington Post Company
Subject: The Complete Military History of France
- Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
- Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman."
-Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
- Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
- Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
- War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
-The Dutch War - Tied
-War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
-War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
- American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
- French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
-World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
- War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu
- Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
- War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.
The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?"
Anyone know if this is true or a hoax?
Pepsi has a new patriotic can coming out with pictures of the Empire State
Bldg. and the Pledge of Allegiance on them. But Pepsi forgot two little
words on the pledge, "Under God." Pepsi said they did not want to offend
anyone. If this is true then we do not want to offend anyone at the Pepsi
corporate office. If we do not buy any Pepsi products then they will not
receive any of our monies. Our money, after all, does have the words
"Under God" on it. If you agree with this policy, please pass this word to
everyone you know. Pepsi doesn't have the right to rewrite the Pledge Of
Allegiance!!
If you do not agree, just erase this message.
ONE......Make Bart pull up his britches or soxass will doink him!
Maybe not......
trky.....Did you steal my signature?
Best and worst states for taxes
Philipp Harper
The state of your tax bill depends in no small measure on your state.
That's because the tax burdens imposed by the 50 states are as varied as their landscapes. You can pump up your business's bottom line by being smart about where you decide to operate.
Of course, taxes aren't the only criteria people apply when choosing a business venue. If they were, Alaska would be far more crowded; by almost any measure, its residents pay the lowest tax rate in the nation. More below on where other states rank.
First, though, it's important to understand that judging the severity of a state's total tax bite — business, property and all other taxes combined — is not the straightforward exercise it might appear to be. Here are two caveats to keep in mind when searching for a tax-friendly state:
State-by-state rankings based on the combined federal, state and local tax bill often tell you less about a state's fiscal policies than about the wealth of your neighbors and how that impacts tax rates.
Unless a state-by-state analysis takes into account who actually pays their taxes, and not simply where it is levied, it can sometimes be more misleading than insightful. In other words, "A tax burden is different from tax collection," says Bill Ahern, a spokesman for the Tax Foundation, a nonprofit advocacy group.
Strip out federal taxes for greater accuracy
The problem with combining federal, state and local taxes is that federal levies can skew the results badly.
A state's federal tax burden rises or falls with the average federal rate paid by its residents. So, if a disproportionate share of the state population is made up of wealthy individuals who are taxed at the highest marginal rate, the state will show a disproportionately large total tax bill.
"Connecticut is the classic example of a high total number," Ahern says. "There is a higher percentage of people there paying at the highest federal rate than in any other state."
When used to calculate a combined tax burden, Connecticut's high federal tax bill at least partially obscures what is happening at the state and local levels. Connecticut has the country's highest tax burden, when counting federal taxes. But for state and local taxes only, Connecticut drops down to 10th-highest (see below).
Meanwhile, Ahern adds, "the flip side of the coin is Mississippi," where a low level of personal income means a low per capita federal tax bill.
"State officials in Mississippi say, 'Look how low our tax burden is,'" Ahern says. "But strip out the federal [taxes] and they rise like a rocket."
The best and worst states for taxes
To assess relative state tax burdens accurately, the Tax Foundation adjusts National Income and Product Account data collected by the U.S. Department of Commerce's Bureau of Economic Analysis. One important comparison the foundation makes is of the total tax burden in each state (including federal taxes) to just the state/local tax burden. In both cases, taxes are measured as a percentage of income.
When federal taxes are included, the 10 states that imposed the lowest total tax burdens in 2002 were:
State Income Tax (in %)
1. Alaska
2. Oklahoma
3. (tie) West Virginia
Alabama
5. Tennessee
6. North Dakota
7. South Dakota
8. (tie) Mississippi
Montana
10. Louisiana 27.0
29.0
29.1
29.1
29.2
29.5
29.7
29.8
29.8
30.1
Meanwhile, the highest total taxes were levied in:
State Income Tax (in %)
50. Connecticut
49. Washington
48. New York
47. New Jersey
46. Wyoming
45. Wisconsin
44. Minnesota
43. (tie) Michigan
Illinois
41. California 36.7
35.6
34.7
34.3
34.1
33.2
32.9
32.8
32.8
32.7
Taking federal taxes out of the equation yields a decidedly different result.
When only state and local levies are considered, the 10 tax-friendliest states of 2002 were:
State Income Tax (in %)
1. Alaska
2. Tennessee
3. New Hampshire
4. Texas
5. (tie) Alabama
Colorado
South Dakota
8. (tie) Nevada
Florida
10. Oregon 6.3
8.4
8.6
9.0
9.1
9.1
9.1
9.3
9.3
9.4
The states with the most onerous state and local taxes were:
State Income Tax (in %)
50. Maine
49. New York
48. Wisconsin
47. Hawaii
46. (tie) Minnesota
Rhode Island
44. (tie) Utah
Ohio
42. Vermont
41. Connecticut 12.8
12.3
12.0
11.6
11.3
11.3
11.2
11.2
11.0
10.9
Only four states (Alaska, Alabama, Tennessee and South Dakota) make both top 10 lists, and only four are in both bottom 10 tallies (Connecticut, New York, Wisconsin and Minnesota).
For the record, Mississippi, which ranks No. 8 in terms of total taxes, slips to No. 36 (15th worst) when only state and local taxes are considered.
The complete ranking can be found in the "State Finance" section of the Tax Foundation's Web site.
A tax is a tax is not always a tax
It's also important to distinguish between where a tax is levied and who actually pays it. Just because a state imposes a high tax on a certain resource or area of commerce doesn't mean the residents of that state are on the hook. In fact, residents may actually benefit.
"All corporate taxes — like Alaska's oil tax — are best understood as taxes on the customers and employees and shareholders of the companies," Ahern says.
Tax-friendly Alaska is a case in point. The high taxes imposed on Alaskan oil companies support many state activities, while being paid mostly by people or entities that reside or are based outside the state.
Ahern points to similar revenue bonanzas in Kentucky (bourbon), Wyoming (mining) and Nevada (tourism).
It's worth noting that even unfriendly state tax policies can create business opportunities — usually in surrounding states. For example, the absence of a sales tax in Delaware means that many consumers cross into the state from Maryland, which does have a sales tax, to do their shopping. Not surprisingly, retail outlets have proliferated on the Delaware side of the border.
A couple of other things to keep in mind when trying to make sense of the tax landscape: Roughly 95% of all property taxes are levied locally; and your local tax bill will be, on average, about half of the state toll. So, clearly, it pays to take local fiscal conditions into account when picking a business location.
In addition to the Tax Foundation's Web site
http://www.bcentral.com/articles/harper/149.asp
ez.....sox was right about one thing, I just member marked you!
dream on porch!
soxass....you got "BALLS" it's to bad there your wifes
soxass, just who are you calling a bastard? your freakin post border on the fringe of lunacy, you are a total looser......take your flippin ass over there and join them idiots, and don't get hit crossing the street you f'n pos!
These are slip joint pliers
http://www3.truevalue.com/index.cfm?Action=shoppingProductDetail&intProductID=12363&CFID=628...
I think the kind you are talking about are actually channel locks not just the brand name. aka rib or groove pliers.
http://www3.truevalue.com/index.cfm?Action=shoppingProductDetail&intProductID=12368&CFID=628....
uh, uh I don't want to dilute their gene pool......so's i'll pass
F allah......just gimme da virgins!
Yuppers trky......That's the very one I missed!
Mr. Ed......Keep in mind the reason they wear diapers on their head is their full of CHIT!
uh, um! i missed one
Test Your Tool Know-How
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. A bastard file is...
a. Carpenter's lingo for a file that breaks on the job.
b. A flat metal file for sharpening tools.
c. A curved metal file for grinding wood.
d. Any file of indeterminate origins floating around in your toolbox.
2. Use a ball peen hammer for...
a. Any job requiring a hammer.
b. Finish work.
c. Striking hard metal.
d. Driving nails.
3. You need to cut some molding. You use...
a. A miter box and a back saw.
b. A tape measure and a hand saw.
c. A ruler and a band saw.
d. What's molding?
4. A "Phillips head" is...
a. An indie punk band.
b. An x-shaped slot on a screw.
c. A fleece hat made by a California company.
d. All of the above.
5. You have a saw with a handle, and a thin blade attached at each end to a curved metal backing. This is...
a. A back saw.
b. A hacksaw.
c. A saber saw.
d. A hand saw.
6. Which of these is not a tool?
a. Wonderbar.
b. Sawzall.
c. Hackitt.
d. Plumb bob.
7. "Slip joint" is a type of which of the following tools?
a. Pliers.
b. Wrench.
c. Hammer.
d. Screwdriver.
8. On a saw, what would "10 point" refer to?
a. The thickness of the blade.
b. Whether it's a right- or left-handed saw.
c. Teeth per inch on the blade.
d. The cutting depth of the blade.
9. Electric drills can perform which tasks?
a. Drill only.
b. Drill and drive screws.
c. Drill, drive screws, sand and buff.
d. Drill, drive screws, sand, buff and pound nails.
10. If you want to hide a nail for finish work which of the following tools is best?
a. Stud finder.
b. Pry bar.
c. Nail set.
d. Kitchen knife.
http://houseandhome.msn.com/Features/MensHomeLiving/FeatureMensHomeLivingQuiz.aspx
Whopper of the Week: Saddam Hussein
Who you gonna believe, Saddam or your lying eyes?
By Timothy Noah
Posted Friday, February 7, 2003, at 11:37 AM PT
"Every fair-minded person knows that as far as [United Nations] Resolution 1441 is concerned, the Iraqis have been fulfilling their obligations under the resolution. … If the purpose [of the inspections] was to make sure that Iraq is free of nuclear, chemical and biological weapons then they can do that. … We have said many times before and we say it again today that Iraq is free of such weapons."
—Iraqi president Saddam Hussein, in an interview with Tony Benn televised on Britain's Channel 4 on Feb. 4.
"We also have satellite photos that indicate that banned materials have recently been moved from a number of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction facilities. ... Let's look at one:
Oh, those chemical weapons
"This one is [of] a weapons munitions facility, a facility that holds ammunition at a place called Taji. … Here you see 15 munitions bunkers in yellow and red outlines. The four that are in red squares represent active chemical munitions bunkers.
"How do I know that? How can I say that? Let me give you a closer look. Look at [a second pair of satellite photos]:
Before Blix / after Blix
"On the left is a close-up of one of the four chemical bunkers. The two arrows indicate the presence of sure signs that the bunkers are storing chemical munitions. The arrow at the top that says 'security' points to a facility that is a signature item for this kind of bunker. Inside that facility are special guards and special equipment to monitor any leakage that might come out of the bunker. The truck you also see is a signature item. It's a decontamination vehicle in case something goes wrong. This is characteristic of those four bunkers. The special security facility and the decontamination vehicle will be in the area, if not at any one of them or one of the other, it is moving around those four and it moves as needed to move as people are working in the different bunkers.
"Now look at the picture on the right. You are now looking at two of those sanitized bunkers. The signature vehicles are gone, the tents are gone. It's been cleaned up. And it was done on the 22nd of December as the U.N. inspection team is arriving, and you can see the inspection vehicles arriving in the lower portion of the picture on the right.
"The bunkers are clean when the inspectors get there. They found nothing. "
—Secretary of State Colin Powell, in a Feb. 5 speech to the U.N.
http://slate.msn.com/id/2078279/
trky......whatca doin up so late?
Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and an American are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie.
The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
American (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable."
American says, "Fill it with water."
I for one am sick and tired of these FOTHER MUCKIN diaper heads......And you know what soxass if you don't like the term go pound rocks up your liberal ass!
http://www.msnbc.com/news/869630.asp
Whoa dude............
During the waning years of the depression in a small southeastern
Idaho community, I used to stop by Mr. Miller's roadside stand for
farm-fresh produce as the season made it available. Food and money
were still extremely scarce and bartering was used, extensively.
One particular day Mr. Miller was bagging some early potatoes for
me. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but
clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas.
I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh
green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes.
Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation
between Mr. Miller and the ragged boy next to me.
"Hello Barry, how are you today?"
"H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya.
Jus' admirin' them peas ... sure look good."
"They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?"
"Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time."
"Good. Anything I can help you with?"
"No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas."
"Would you like to take some home?"
"No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with."
"Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?"
"All I got's my prize marble here."
"Is that right? Let me see it."
"Here 'tis. She's a dandy."
"I can see that. Hmmmm, only thing is this one is blue and I sort
of go for red. Do you have a red one like this at home?"
"Not 'zackley .....but, almost."
"Tell you what. Take this sack of peas home with you and next trip
this way let me look at that red marble."
"Sure will. Thanks, Mr. Miller."
Mrs. Miller, who had been standing nearby, came over to help me.
With a smile she said: "There are two other boys like him in our community,
all three are in very poor circumstances. Jim just loves to bargain
with them for peas, apples, tomatoes or whatever. When they come
back with their red marbles, and they always do, he decides he
doesn't like red after all and he sends them home with a bag of
produce for a green marble or an orange one, perhaps."
I left the stand, smiling to myself, impressed with this man. A short time later I moved to Colorado but I never forgot the story of this man, the boys and their bartering.
Several years went by each more rapid than the previous one. Just
recently I had occasion to visit some old friends in that Idaho
community and while I was there learned that Mr. Miller had died.
They were having his viewing that evening and knowing my friends wanted
to go, I agreed to accompany them.
Upon our arrival at the mortuary we fell into line to meet the
relatives of the deceased and to offer whatever words of comfort we
could. Ahead of us in line were three young men. One was in an army
uniform and the other two wore nice haircuts, dark suits and white shirts ...
very professional looking.
They approached Mrs. Miller, standing smiling and composed, by her
husband's casket. Each of the young men hugged her, kissed her on
the cheek, spoke briefly with her and moved on to the casket. Her
misty light blue eyes followed them as, one by one, each young man
stopped briefly and placed his own warm hand over the cold pale hand
in the casket. Each left the mortuary, awkwardly, wiping his eyes.
Our turn came to meet Mrs. Miller. I told her who I was and mentioned
the story she had told me about the marbles. Eyes glistening she
took my hand and led me to the casket. "Those three young men, who
just left, were the boys I told you about. They just told me how
they appreciated the things Jim "traded" them. Now, at last when Jim
could not change his mind about color or size...
they came to pay their debt. "We've never had a great deal of the wealth
of this world," she confided, "but, right now, Jim would consider himself the richest man in Idaho."
With loving gentleness she lifted the lifeless fingers of her
deceased husband. Resting underneath were three, exquisitely shined,
red marbles.
Moral: We will not be remembered by our words, but by our kind deeds.
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath.
P.S. God Loves You.
A wish for you!
Today...I wish you a day of ordinary miracles -
A fresh pot of coffee you didn't make yourself.
An unexpected phone call from an old friend.
Green stoplights on your way to work or shop.
I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in...
The fastest line at the grocery store.
A good sing along song on the radio.
Your keys right where you look.
I wish you a day of happiness and
perfection -- little bite-size pieces of perfection that give you
the funny feeling that the Lord is smiling on you, holding you so
gently because you are someone special and rare.
I wish You a day of Peace, Happiness and Joy.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to
appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to
forget
them.
Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget and remember to
send it also to the person who sent it to you. It's a short message
to let them know that you'll never forget them.
If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in too much of a
hurry and that you've probably forgotten your friends.
Take the time!
BullNBear52,
Please accept my profound apologies I am truly sorry if I offended you................NOT
He's saving it for use on that scum slick cranial cavity your sporting!
I think your mom hates you because the doctor slapped her when you were born!
NY YANKEES SPRING TRAINING STARTS February 11/13......you mean the STANKIES don't you bullbutt? Isn't that the team Derlick Cheater plays for?
fung.....It's common knowledge the "colonel" and KFC suck farts outa dead chickens.
Q: Do chickens have lips?
Here's my freakin RANT: Why the freak are all the times posted on ihub ET? I ain't eastern time, hell I'm in Az., it should be Arizona time......get freakin real. My world doesn't revolve around ET, that sounds like the abbreviation for an extra testicle!
Right on! I can spare about 25 gallons.....
Why don't you post your number so we can all call?
Thanks sweetpea....Isn't it past your nighty night?
Brand spanking new ms internet keyboard reg. 29.99 on sale 14.99 w/ 10.00 rebate my cost 4.99.....man is it quite and smooth, makes me a happy little fart