When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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Susie, you are correct, ma'am. They will be back and they'll be busier than a 3-peckered rabbit.
Legal action? Let's face it-----we got hosed and there's no use grabbing a broom and starting to thrash the company like a baby’s momma trying to beat the change out of a deadbeat dad.
Yeah, I'm gonna use it to clean-out the spit-valve in my trombone.
BTW: I got my Corbel cert yesterday. I guess a bird in the hand is worth a foot in the tush.
Yes, but you'd also be experiencing more conflict-of-interest than Ed Asner clinging to a marshmallow raft.
If those two babes squeezed you in a love-sandwich, you'd be in the hospital yourself.
Any FRYDAY candidates yet?
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Tate, you are correct, ma'am. Forget the pennies.
Here's the perfect scam to make free money:
True Story -
Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam:
A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard-core pornographic videos. As their prices seem cheap, people place orders and make payments via personal check.
After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that, under the
present law, they are unable to supply the videos and do not wish to be prosecuted......
So they return their customer's money in the form of a Company check.
However, due to the name of the company, few people ever bother to
present these checks to their banks and cash them........
The name of the company is:
"The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company".
The accommodations don't look so bad, while they wait for FRYDAY. Although the cell is so small, it makes the tiger-cage in "Deer Hunter" look like San Simeon.
Susie, when you download RealPlayer, it takes over your life and makes ITSELF the default player.
Try this to restore Windows Media Player as the default player (I'm assuming you have WMP already installed):
1. Open Windows Media Player
2. Click on "Tools" (on the bar at top of screen)
3. Click on "Options"
4. Click on "File Types"
You will see a list of file types (mp3, wav, etc.) with check-boxes.
Check (click on) all the file types that you want Media Player to
automatically play.
That's all.
Check ALL the boxes and that will make WMP automatically override RealPlayer for all those type of files.
And DON'T FORGET to Click "Apply" after checking the boxes.
Using the virtual keyboard on the lap would certainly be practical....if someone were surfin' the web for porn.
C'mon, a pic of fung's man-hooters with pierced-nipples? I think I'm gonna spew chunks.
fung, check the iBox for the cert photo.
I can reach them without even using my hands.
Would you send me a pic of that, please? Thanks.
Thanks! I think I look good in a beard!
Here's a photo of a book I found, which could help explain things here:
Heaven help him. Being married to Streisand must be like getting a prostate-exam with a clam-knife.
Can I get a pic of that, please?
Janice, thanks for the headstone idea. I think it worked out very well.
Anyone who is still buying this, after seeing in black & white that there are no assets or income, should be prevented by court-order from being able to manage their welfare checks.
They couldn't even handle their own genitalia, if it was spot-welded to their hands.
That T-shirt has my post printed on the back. Where's my commission?
WINNER: Best Angry Post of the Day:
By: scandle2002
13 Aug 2003, 08:19 AM EDT
Msg. 1006153 of 1006409
(This msg. is a reply to 1006134 by SIRIUS.)
dog*, as a shareholder I can only hope they live long enough to be on the receiving end of lawsuits. As one that they personally lied to, I can only hope their killers send me videotape.
http://ragingbull.lycos.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=PCBM&read=1006153
Janice, I think this old photo says it all.........
Hey Bull, you just got smacked with the "Humorless Cudgel of Righteousness."
You mean to say that TODAY'S THE DAY??? If so.....
With all the money I'm gonna make from PCBM today, I was thinking about buying a "Hummer", but decided it'd be cheaper to get a tattoo on my forehead that says, "I NEED ATTENTION."
George has been spouting his hard-boiled, no-nonsense enlightenments on RB for several years now----------a sort of Lou Grant meets Morton Downey Jr.
Although his time-frame is off by a couple of years, he is best known for coining the PCBM phrase, "The end-game is near."
I say, "The end-game is HERE" since my investment is more de-valued than a Fabergé-Egg in a rock-polisher.
Just re-read my post, about the anagram. It's all in there.
I just posted the actual link, which I believe you're supposed to do on Ihub when you reference a post from elsewhere.
Why would RB delete that post? I wish I could've thought of that anagram first.
Post of the Day!
By: phoenix1270
11 Aug 2003, 09:06 AM EDT
Msg. 1004860 of 1004867
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You'll appreciate this, GOP. Vince LoCastro is an anagram for "a convict loser."
http://ragingbull.lycos.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=PCBM&read=1004860
It's too late. Someone's already written the book:
No matter who it is, I bet you could make some money charging for mule-rides down to the base of the crack of that ass!
I'm not at liberty to say, due to the rules governing the divulging of personal information on these boards.
But, I have just the right present for him ---- a pair of PornStar Sunglasses that would make Liberace spackle his sequined-shorts with envy.
Hey, it's not my fault. If you keep ingesting those Spewf products, your 'tighty whities' have as much chance of staying dry, as a tissue has of surviving a snot convention.
I just got this in the mail today. You guys sure know how to throw a party!
MrClean, believe it or not, there are people on the RB board who would still buy PCBM today @ $1.99.
On the other hand, they tend to be simple people, who flock to get-rich-quick schemes like a half-wit to shiny nickels in a busy intersection.
Alphabetically? I thought I'd be at the head of the line, because I thought they were mailing them first to those of us who are pissed-off the most.
Speaking about checking iboxes, I've gotta go check my mailbox, to see if my Corbel cert arrived.
If it doesn't arrive soon, I'll become more stressed than Ed Asner's seat-belt.
I thought it might evoke a little "EWWW!" from you.
That picture is supposed to represent the headache that we all get from "investing" in PCBM.
I thought you'd be more upset about the Wet-Nap remark.