Tate, you are correct, ma'am. Forget the pennies.
Here's the perfect scam to make free money:
True Story -
Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam:
A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard-core pornographic videos. As their prices seem cheap, people place orders and make payments via personal check.
After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that, under the
present law, they are unable to supply the videos and do not wish to be prosecuted......
So they return their customer's money in the form of a Company check.
However, due to the name of the company, few people ever bother to
present these checks to their banks and cash them........
The name of the company is:
"The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company".