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Just a little Friday night unwinding from the work week....
Yep -- even though I was still at work.
Now, that is funny.
I suppose is could have applied to Clinton's defense as well. "I was not having sex, she was just swallowing."
The after eeffects did not hit untuil just after lunch yesterday. Between lack of sleep and the sugar crash after eating, noon to 2:00 ish was attemopted nap time. I say attempted because we were moving our office ysterdaty. Between movers and calls to muy cel pohhone, it only got interupted about a half-dozen times.
My fingers are still on the typing and spellng strike.
I am sitting in that photo. Sox did nt seem all that small, but I didn't get that personal. I am, shall we say, among us, fairly HUGE, on the length side. Right at 2 meters, 5 foot 20. Of course, the older I get, the larger my girth gets (in all the wrong places) as well.
Good grief was the order of the night and mornin.
Tanks ya, ma'm.
One has to hanve been durnk to have a hang over. I, for the record, was not even close. Just because my finers go on strike with the first sip should not be held against the rest of me.
Guess that'll teach me to eb honest. I should have known better.
Absolutely -- fianlly got out around 3:00 a.m. after breaking down the server (stuff on the counter had not been touched in several years) and related equipment.
Sunshine and blue skys. A great day to move.
It is nice to have my Next 50 back again.....now I can go back to the thread I crapped out last night by not being able to Mark as Last Read. No way was I going through 100+ posts one at a time.
I was serious about the debug popup. Almost every page.
Server's done (finally, arrrgggghhhh) and I am done. Maybe I can make it home before the drunks hit the road in about 45 minutes.
You and Nova ought to go back and read my edits to my last post -- my responses to some of your posts. Since I am postingly challeneged right now, I can only respond through edits -- small loophole, but a loophole nonetheless.
now, I think I'd better be on my best behaviour in the future as I'm sure he would have no qualms about tossing me in the slammer as well.
Behavior, smehavior. She would have qualms but for being a sore grub loser. Would you like to join me on the spelling and typo correctioin strike?
I had no idea Matt could be so mean.
You ain't seen the half of it: you don't want to know what she wanted me to do with the soap.
Phil:
Matt pulled him over for PUI and put him in jail for the night.
Like it made much difference. PUI = pretending (to) understand inmates.
I sure wish this damn server would finish backing up so I can go home.
Edit:
Once again, its about iHub not gotmilk.
Now, that is the funniest thing I have read all night. That said, I had better not comment further lest I begin to get serious.
If PUI was a seriously jailable offense, this place would be very (over)crowded.
Edit:
Ws the soap scented at least???
Yeh, but I promise oyu would not like the cent.
Edit:
You sir, are a fucking liar, and I can prove it.
Wow....two assists in one night.
I really am here. Bars (no pun intended for oncce) and all.
Something really is backarsewards though. I decidde to stop checking typing and spell cheching and land here. Of ocurse, once jailed, the spell checkerd no longer works. If I finally decide to go on a long terms spelling and typing strike, however, I may begin to sound a bit too much like gotsmilch. Tough decision.
I have found a bug in the system though. While I am limited to three posts a day (and this is now a new day), I still have the 15+ minutes of edits. It is the functional equivienlt of many more posts.
Usually I get paid well to find loopholes. This one was free, however. Those damn ads and syntax debugging erros are a real pain in the arse though. I don't know how regular free memebers standn it.
Darn good thing I will be out of pocket tomorrow. Ssomeone might actually have to answer for soem of this nonsense.
Just tried to spell check this post and got the this message:
You have not subscribed for Premium Membership, so your message has not been Spellchecked.
Maybe someone should tell them that "Spellchecked" is really two words.
Edit: be glad it is only 75 or so prior posts on the Q&A. Had I not been unjustly incarcerated, it might have been 175.
Edit 2:
Pierunt:
Matt, why am I still here? Shall I just not visit IH any more? I posted 5 times, had 3 deleted for no reason and am imprisoned for no reason. Either cancel my account or let me out.
Be careful what you ask for. Fryday was not that long ago and it seemed like Freeday -- you could change that if you want.
Edit 4+
No f*g way now! LOL
That si what I was looking for. Thanks for the assist.
Edit 5:
P.S. Have you been drinking. Duh...
No(t) much. I plead the SOFDI dfense. Some other fingers did it.
Edit 6:
Yes...only 75 or so. It started somehwre arounf here.
#msg-504452
I now understand this routine. Next to "suspended" on my profile page it says "Upgrade." This is just a racket to collelct denero.
Whaddoyathunk, would a few f bombs help my cause? I need the voice of experience here.
BTW, thank him in the mornin my arse...I thanked him this mroning and look what it got me.
Edit: I rwally do not want to pack my desk, but this is making it durn hard not to.
Edit 2+: Sleep? Not hardly.
Something is realy wrong. Every page I load produces:
A run time error has occurred. Do you wish to degub? Line: 2. Error: Syntax error. Syntax my synthroid.
Of ocurse, I walways hit no, until a mniute ago, when I hit yes and crapped out my browser, AOL, and free RAM. I guess Bill G is now in on the speeling and typing conspiracy. I take back my thanks for the grub assist.
Edir 33: Ouch on the former baby in the bars.
Edit 69: I guess I now I have three more wondefully benevolent pusts.
if it were not for drinking and posting, you might have had a chance at a grub today. Better luck (cough, choke, gag) next time. I guess that is what I get for contributing to exponential psoting growth. Last I checked, I still had 200+ posts left for the day. Guess I need to chekc more often.
Have I mentioned that someone's ads always cause the puter to want to bebug. It might have prompted me to offer to buy a premium membershiop. Wait, I did offer, in exchange for a seocnd logo. Geex, the alchehol really does afect the memory.
BTW, I fogot to say thanks to Mr. gates today for that grub. But for his multitasking, it might not have been as probable. Plan the gurb and grub the plan is my new motto. The new 1Mb pipe at the new quarters along with the new machines will make it even more fun.
Maybe i oculd make good use of this nice buzz and find someone to Harr-ass. C'mon, be a sport and make some liberal threads free for a few hours.
Damn shoot and tar-nation -- just realized that I am out of Coke. Gues it is time to sip it straight.
Edit:
I squat when I reach for the soap
Is that how one rides a bull?
Sober up? I may not sober up for a week or two. It would sure free up a bunch of time. Wait, I am sober -- it's just my fungers that are buzzed.]
Edir 2.
I may go on spell check and typing strike - kind of like a huinger strike.
Of course, I get here and everyone leaves. Do the shohers smell that bad?
Edit 3:
I wonder what the record is for the longest post. Maximization of edit potential has some potential. Desperate circumstances call for desperate measures.
Edit 4:
I really hate not having PMs.
Susan, kind damsel (whose distress I mentioned and came ot the aid of at some pint), er point. Fair warning: since I only have three posts for the necxt couple hours, I have to make them count. Vounting, in this context, heretofore mentuioned, means LONG, or for you, HUGE.
1. I don;t want to read no durn I-Box, thus this reply to you.
2. It seems as though I am now in need of a lawyer to plead my HUGE case. Since y9ou are not alwyer, I'll settle for a common sense, sensible, campassionate plea. (I would have said a lay plea, but that might have been misunderstood in this place).
3. I suspect that I am here only cuz someone is sore about a certain grub. That someone, of course, is someone who everyone makes money off of by trading oppsoiit. Of course, when I plan the grub and grub the plan, I end up grubbing for posting space..
4. Since i am in jail, I should express how it sucks -- since this is the only place such such dissuckion is permited. I suspect that had I simpy suckedx up a bit more, things might not now suck.
5. Alternatovely, someone may be sore about certain exaggerstaed posting claims. Amazing how facts get in the way. We need a poster named TruthorSuction.
6. Then agian, someone may be sore about Krappy KDs. Once, again, truth hurts -- misdirected, but the dsame nonetheless.
7. Some durn lawyer (on his way to services) just called me to strategize about a muder trail. Some substances help imagination and strategy.
8.. Back to the point, have I mentioned that this sucks HUGEly.
9. All I seek is justice -- simple justice. Not just ass -- even though I wold have a better chance of that here.
10. Fianlly, finally, I ain;t gotmilch. get it, NOT.
Edit: since I only have three posts, I'll maximize them with edits.
1. Have I mentioned how much I hate ads and not having PMs -- alhtough my secretary thought I had pms today.
2. Someone can't read (maybe too much to dirnk). reread number 10, 10 times 10, not too much.
3. Tin cans, smin cans. Noise is a heppening.
4. No batch view is really a bothc.
Absolteuly. But, I oprefer the first and last leters to be in the right palace.
In the morning I may widsh I had just gotmilk.
Excellant progress with russina girls in DC usually gets folks indicted.
Tht si old enought to be a grandma......????
One of the great things about AOL is that you can open a text box, cut paste and spell check. I usually do it, but, for a while, I will skip it all and just not brother. It might help if half the keys on my keyboard were not worn to the point that the latters were not visible. We are getting new boxes tomorrow. Maybe I should have gotten a new keyboard as well.
I rold you it had been a long day. Phoens, equipment, furniture, movers, keys, parking, people. I apoligized to my secretary at 9:30 this mornign. She said for what. I dsaid for the e=rest of the day. She understood.
Not. I may have to take a cab home tonight.
Better known as a lomf dsay. try this again: long day -- slow down and type. Hel, I had to get up ealry to grab a grub.
My understanding of hard fiewalls is the same as yours. But the router and son;t worry. Seems like that article just said we were right, without much explanation as to why.
Yup. It has beel a LONG day. And, I still have to pack my desk for the office move tomorrow at 8:00 a.m.
A typing be not, in gotmiln speak.
It has been a long fay. I said that dsome day I would just type and not spell check, Thuis is it.
Not a hUGE chance.
Clarification? I must not be the only one dirnking tonight.
That is the one I am not touching.
and fingers.....
BTW, here is to you and Bob for getting this place to 1.5. May you both have many more 1.5's or perhaps a few 15's.
Now there is something I cannot argue with.
Lofty life ambitions?
Only a mere 372 posts ago.
or from the top of the jungle gym -- little kids should seldom be in high places with coffee, asbestos, aspertame, and implants around.
#msg-1500000. You were close.
Had to do a double take on that to make sure you had not said lawyers.
It is especially juicy when it gets spilled on the implants while containing the asbestos from the ceiling and the methanol in the aspertame.