The Jailhouse

[WTMHouston]

I really am here. Bars (no pun intended for oncce) and all.

Something really is backarsewards though. I decidde to stop checking typing and spell cheching and land here. Of ocurse, once jailed, the spell checkerd no longer works. If I finally decide to go on a long terms spelling and typing strike, however, I may begin to sound a bit too much like gotsmilch. Tough decision.

I have found a bug in the system though. While I am limited to three posts a day (and this is now a new day), I still have the 15+ minutes of edits. It is the functional equivienlt of many more posts.

Usually I get paid well to find loopholes. This one was free, however. Those damn ads and syntax debugging erros are a real pain in the arse though. I don't know how regular free memebers standn it.

Darn good thing I will be out of pocket tomorrow. Ssomeone might actually have to answer for soem of this nonsense.

Just tried to spell check this post and got the this message:

You have not subscribed for Premium Membership, so your message has not been Spellchecked.

Maybe someone should tell them that "Spellchecked" is really two words.

Edit: be glad it is only 75 or so prior posts on the Q&A. Had I not been unjustly incarcerated, it might have been 175.

Edit 2:

Pierunt:

Matt, why am I still here? Shall I just not visit IH any more? I posted 5 times, had 3 deleted for no reason and am imprisoned for no reason. Either cancel my account or let me out.

Be careful what you ask for. Fryday was not that long ago and it seemed like Freeday -- you could change that if you want.

Edit 4+

No f*g way now! LOL

That si what I was looking for. Thanks for the assist.

Edit 5:

P.S. Have you been drinking. Duh...

No(t) much. I plead the SOFDI dfense. Some other fingers did it.

Edit 6:

Yes...only 75 or so. It started somehwre arounf here.
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