The Jailhouse

[WTMHouston]

if it were not for drinking and posting, you might have had a chance at a grub today. Better luck (cough, choke, gag) next time. I guess that is what I get for contributing to exponential psoting growth. Last I checked, I still had 200+ posts left for the day. Guess I need to chekc more often.

Have I mentioned that someone's ads always cause the puter to want to bebug. It might have prompted me to offer to buy a premium membershiop. Wait, I did offer, in exchange for a seocnd logo. Geex, the alchehol really does afect the memory.

BTW, I fogot to say thanks to Mr. gates today for that grub. But for his multitasking, it might not have been as probable. Plan the gurb and grub the plan is my new motto. The new 1Mb pipe at the new quarters along with the new machines will make it even more fun.

Maybe i oculd make good use of this nice buzz and find someone to Harr-ass. C'mon, be a sport and make some liberal threads free for a few hours.

Damn shoot and tar-nation -- just realized that I am out of Coke. Gues it is time to sip it straight.

Edit:

I squat when I reach for the soap

Is that how one rides a bull?

Sober up? I may not sober up for a week or two. It would sure free up a bunch of time. Wait, I am sober -- it's just my fungers that are buzzed.]

Edir 2.

I may go on spell check and typing strike - kind of like a huinger strike.

Of course, I get here and everyone leaves. Do the shohers smell that bad?

Edit 3:

I wonder what the record is for the longest post. Maximization of edit potential has some potential. Desperate circumstances call for desperate measures.

Edit 4:

I really hate not having PMs.