When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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You have to be able to read lips to fully appreciate Annie's photo.
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Matt's Donut Clock
You are correct, sir.
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Of course he didn't "see" any raping. He was bent over and facing the wrong way!
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It'll be like Ken Lay's first time in the Prison shower. He'll learn the true meaning of "Initial Public Offering".
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After reading those posts, I feel that SOMEBODY should go to jail for this.
And not iHub Jail. A real jail, like Leavenworth, where they will be repeatedly given tube-steak suppositories by a large inmate whose skin looks like pimento-loaf in a frying pan.
All IMO.
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Yeah! I prefer her there too!
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Go right ahead. I just hate being reminded about the penny-stock who spackled my butt with steaming hot, vitamin-rich prostate grits.
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Damn you, man! Stop it! My head is ready to explode!
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Yeah, I remember the guy.
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I don't know about Lowe's, but if you're in Home Depot, just ask the toilet expert.
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What will you do with the old toilet?
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If they sentenced me to 5 months home-detention in her home in Connecticut, I'd consider that a 5-month vacation!
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Well, whatever you do, don't eat in the iHub Jail mess-hall today.
Here's what they're serving for lunch:
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You are correct, sir. I got the one about the "penis-enlarger".
But, I wrote back telling them that I didn't need it, because mine is so large I'm having back-problems when I walk.
But I did ask them if they made a "penis-reducer". I'd rather buy one so I don't have to marry one.
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I meant the cages they built after that stegosaurus ate Mayor Fred Flintstone.
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A gutter-ball, most likely.
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Wow! You must've gone to the Bronx Zoo when they still had dinosaurs in the cages! :)
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Apparently, there are many here with alot of time on their hands, to be counting past posts.
If you spent more time doing DD instead, we'd all have more money to be able to go bowling with Matt.
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OT: Is the rumor true that even if they don't find any kimberlite...
that they'd still be real happy to find some Bud Lite?
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Hey, Peg! Did you go to Raceway Park in Englishtown, Wednesday night for the Stunt Show?
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What ever happened to FRYDAY?
We've recently had a large influx of vermin from RB due to the arrival of diamond pumper/bashers and more from the demise of SRCI/PCBM.
Even the iHub Jail Laundry complains that the over-crowding has caused inmates to leave enough DNA on the sheets to incriminate the most insolvent of criminals.
So, although you obviously look like you enjoy giving those exams, I really think we should step-up the program.
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Hey, where's our buddy AK? He's been gone for over a week!
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Not recently. But here's what she does at her day-job...
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Sorry Phil, I only receive knob-shines.
But if you ask around, there's a good chance that you'll find a woman on this board who can suck-start a leaf-blower.
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Since you weren't very specific, I hope you didn't have to kiss him on his nutty-buddies.
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OK, Chu. You can have your brain back now.
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Derf's Vacation
iHub Jail Tabasco #2
Happy Next Year
OT: fung, your old nemesis, "Catgirl" was looking for you. She had a baseball bat in her hand and a Sharper Image personal neck-air conditioner around her throat.
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I believe it's a two-input alarm-clock (front & back).
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No wonder you got your clock cleaned! It's a real beauty!
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But what do they know in Kentucky, where most people live in a "portable environment' and walk around in a half-shirt and golfing shorts.
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You are correct, sir.
This PCBM thing is as played out as derf's Members Only jacket.
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OK, how about, "Hugh Jorgan"?
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How about changing it to, "Heywood Jablowme"?
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Only one thing left to say....
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A sad farewell in the iBox...
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ATTENTION: IT IS NOW OFFICIAL......
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