When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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No plans after lights out, tonight? Take your pick.
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Who among us is beyond parody? Besides, it would be good therapy.
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Add some of this to the recipe:
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I think it's time for you to create a "Where in the world is Tate?" board.
I certainly would contribute some humorous material on a regular basis.
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If "Casper the Friendly Ghost" was so friendly, then who killed him?
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Hey Bob, I agree. I thought that was the best part of the Olympics, too.
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Anyone hear from Tate? She disappeared faster than a pack of smokes at an AA meeting.
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She did take a photo with Matt...
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Billions and billions, I think.
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I knew you'd forgotten they were a mining operation! They're now selling more different merchandise than IFTP ever did selling those "Suzanne Somers Butt and Thigh Masters".
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Fortunately, I don't need a contest to promote such endeavors. The women are already drooling over my pork!
"you and i want a contest when everyone is drooling for our pork."
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How can you say it's going into the crapper, when it's charging memberships of $2.50/month to join the website?
http://www.cmkx.net/member.php
Visa cards, websites, racing cars.....who the hell is changing the worn-down drill-bits down at the mining operation?
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You are correct, sir. With all that wool, not only can you wipe-off your sticky meat-weasel when you're finished .... but you can take it with you into the shower and use it as a loofah-sponge on your genitals.
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Too late, Dougie. There aren't many human or animal deviant-sexuality subjects that I haven't already exposed, in this Jail.
These subjects include (but are not limited to): labiaplasty, buttock-derision, midget coitus, intimate-cleansing, priapism, DNA pudding, monolingus, prostate-milking, detumescence, anal beef-enemas, choke-slamming and even how to correctly load-up a squishy-tissue.
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You are correct, sir. When a multiple alias appears, IHUB stands ready with an Ed Asner-sized, industrial-strength Brillo pad and a Hazmat cleaning-crew in full radiation-suits.
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I can't believe the lengths that some people will go, to make a buck.
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Thanks. I thought it was very derf-like or derfish, if you will.
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Good Morning droppie.
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I may have to create a Gov. Jim McGreevey Wing of the iHub Jail.
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He wouldn't randomly pick this exact moment in time, to come out of the closet if he wasn't forced to.
It's like these penny-scams. They won't report O/S unless forced to.
"ABC News has learned that a lawsuit being filed in Mercer County this afternoon alleges sexual misconduct by the Governor against his former Homeland Security Advisor, Golan Cipel."
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/news/081204_nw_nj_gov_resigns.html
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No, it means if you're facing a sexual-harassment lawsuit from a young man with whom you've had sex with, who is in your employ, it might get down and dirty.
I don't want to sound cynical, but if he didn't face the lawsuit, he wouldn't even come out of the closet.
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You are incorrect, sir.
Being a switch-hitter in Jail is GOOD.
You're going to receive "plumbage maximus" whether you like it or not, so it's better to have been posteriorly-intimate before arrival.
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Instead of bashing, maybe you should just tweak its' nipps a little.
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Could you possibly bash this stock any more?
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You are correct, sir. You wouldn't want to start any more trouble on the CMKX board.
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It reminds me of the days when Mr. Lobster tried to sell us cell-phones along with his stock.
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Janice, do you really think so?
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C'mon, if that's considered a grub, almost everything's a grub.
Maybe if it was "46664" or "46464", but not "46064".
We should ask Susie. She's the Grub Queen.
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You are correct, sir. It is a "gurb", but not a "grub".
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Her last husband, a jockey, fell in and hasn't been heard from since.
He should've layed-out a string line or at least left a trail of bread crumbs, so he could find his way back.
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Matt's no homo! As a matter of fact, he had a BIG DATE last night:
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