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Hey, that's two I got today!
Mea Culpa.
I don't know what's wrong with me today!
PINK???? ROFL.
Gee, I'm getting a complex here. I could never paint or refinish anything much less kitchen cabinets.
I had a little accident in my kitchen not too long ago...left something on the stove and while I didn't have a fire there was a lot of smoke damage. Had to hire someone to come in and paint. Believe me, they make GOOD money!
What's your next project?
I need to replace carpeting badly. I wanted to put in hardwood floors instead but would have to go out of town to get someone to do it and I don't like that. I want to get something done before Christmas but I dread the thought of the mess it will create.
They caught the guy who did it (he got several others too) and some clubs were recovered from pawn shops but not MDB's.
They're not covered by insurance either....pickup was unlocked. He hasn't found a way to blame me for that...yet.
I'll start with the one she provided. I'm sure you didn't tease her about it, huh?
See! Your "h" helped you at least. Mine would have laughed at me.
BTW, I admire you for even trying to paint. But I gotta ask, why did you do it and would you try again?
You remind me of you know who...he had to have a pickup - I asked why. He said to haul things. Ok...so he got a pickup with one of those covers that go over the back. What did he haul? His Calloway golf clubs, silly.
I needed a couple of loads of new garden soil this spring ....had to beg him to use his pickup. He almost cried as he removed the cover...as he put it, his "virgin" bed was going to get scratched. We get the dirt but I can't help him put the cover on...it's too heavy. So he waits for a friend to help and puts his clubs up front in the meantime. Clubs get stolen.
It's all my fault, naturally so he says...don't ever ask me to do anything for you again.
Why do we have you guys around is what I'd like to know?
For "bliss?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...good one.
I used to wear Gloria Vanderbilt. Yeah...I remember some white jeans I had that fit really well.
Did I ever tell you we have a huge complex of Factory Shops about a five-minute drive from where I live? It's one of the largest in the nation, I'm told. Just about every store one has ever heard of has a shop there.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can remedy that...very quickly!
How come you didn't do it for her?
OH AK.....Where are youuuuuuu?? I gotta know, Susie...sorry.
Hmmmm...something tells me I've been conned all these years.
What brand? Of jeans, that is. They're what I wear most. I can find a good fit at The Gap, only.
Have you seen the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding? There's a line in there where some guy describes a gal as having little short legs and a big butt. MDB turned to me and asked if that sounded familiar. How do you think he meant that? (don't answer)
You should see the big lump on his head! LOL
P.S. My butt isn't THAT big!
That's so sweet of her. You should be grateful that she was thinking about your comfort...and your bank account.
Is she another "Martha?" Is she going to refinish it?
I don't know, Oh Great Seer....something is wrong here.
How come I hear snickering in the background?
That was my evil twin. She's always hated me because I'm so perfect.
Her husband is a wimpy little thing...do you know what emasculated (sp) means?
However, I'm sure you and Churak would never allow a woman to do that to you....unless you had "Martha" for a wife!
Bliss? What's dat? Are you saying it's something he should be..uh,
sheesh...I'm speechless...for a change. LOL
I knew that!
Hey, did I ever tell you I'm 5'8" tall, weigh 110 lbs with measurements of 38-22-36? I also have long blonde hair, blue eyes, perfect skin, beautiful teeth and a most attractive behind...or so I'm told.
Yeah right...and I'm going to make a pattern copying the light fixture with little triangles and circles, match three different colors and then paint the design on the walls.
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
P.S. You reckon she took the whole fixture down to Home Depot and then rewired it or whatever when she put it back? aaaarrrrrrrgggghh
Hi Chrisau...am spelling your name correctly this time.
Oh, THAT kind of trick. Okay. LOL
Well, MDB always tells me he's the very best at what he does and I just thought it was time to find out.
Suspicious
Why do I want to hear that directly from her?
Suspicious
I didn't even know they knew how to do tricks in the bedroom. Give me an example.
I want to know what I'm missing!
Churak...somebody needs to get a petition going to plead with you to change that picture! That roo is just so, so... dadgum arrogant, masculine and smug. Sheesh.
You wouldn't do it though...would you? LOL
Paint! We must be kin...I've never had a paint brush in my hand.
You're going to love this... my Martha Stewart "friend" made a pattern based on the design of her kitchen light fixture then painted a border on the wall matching the color of the paint...and I mean it was an perfect match.
I hate that woman!
There was commercial a few years ago where a woman did that so I literally copied her once...as my Thanksgiving company arrived.
I shoulda looked in a mirror before coming out of the kitchen though...all the flour was on my nose and I looked like I'd been sniffing something!
Aha! Another good idea. Now how come you know about that little trick, AK?
I'm learning, Phil...I'm learning! LOL
LOL Larry...I can't believe it's the first time I've seen that recipe.
Good one!
Thanks, Phil How much do I get? Dollars, that is. (I'm gettin' wise to you guys!) LOL
Ah! What you need is a MDB in your household, Susie...as in My Dearly Beloved or the other half. ROF... Mine is an ex-Marine and apparently learned to sew buttons on in the service.
All other sewing goes to a tailor...costs an arm and a leg for just a small rip. I have to have most jeans/pants/slacks shortened (I'm 5'2") ...it costs from $8 to $12 for one pair to be hemmed!
Ha Ha Thanks, Susie. What a great idea. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.
I agree re Martha Stewart. This "friend" lords it over everybody because she can do anything...designs and makes her own clothes, for example. I can't even sew on a button!
I am a good cook but she never acknowledges that. I don't see the #### often anymore which suits me just fine.
Hey...that sounds good! How many carbs though???
I'm looking for a recipe for EASY to make home-made bread, if there is such a thing.
My Dearly Beloved went to the grocery store this morning to buy yeast which we use in our septic tank. Wouldn't you know he runs into a Martha Stewart type "friend" of mine who asked him if I was going to bake bread. She knew better...that sneaky #####! So they had a big laugh at my expense.
GRRRRR...I'll show them!
Help!
Suffering some after-effects there, Troy?
Bad, bad finers!
Hey thanks, Larry. I didn't even realize it.
Good Morning! ;)
Ummmm, uh...well...ROF! Sheesh, Susie... I hate mornings! I can never think straight until noon at least.
However, I am wide awake now. ;)