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Several days ago as I left the Barber shop, looked around.
I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets.
A quick search back in the shop revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the car.
Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My wife, Kay,
has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I stood outside,
I came to a terrifying conclusion.
Her theory was right. The car was not in the parking lot. I immediately
called the police.
I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the
car, and that it had been stolen.
Then after a short period, I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered.
I always call her "honey" in times like these.
"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence.
I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard Kay's voice.
"Fred" she barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get
me" Kay retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not
stolen your car!!"
Getting old is tough on this old man.....
What is the most Dangerous
English Language Alphabet Letter??
Answer "W"... It is tension generator...
because all the worries get initiated with "W"...
Who?? Why?
What?When?
Which??Whom??
Where??
War...
Wine...Whisky... Women...
Wealth
And finally .......
Believe it or not
..........
WIFE.....
You've told me that story before, it's time to stop kicking yourself already........lol
I use to buy the pennies for fun, and actually ended up making some serious money, but the last year or so, lost everything I had made and then some, so no more pennies for me, also in general, I think the hay day for penny stocks are gone, they were very popular during the recession, but not now, when most investors made a lot of money, and now they just want a solid, long term investments.
Again, very good rules to utilize, I can tell you one thing here, I'm done investing in worthless crap like XMDCQ.............lol
Rules to stick by!!
Couldn't agree more 4u!!
MDFi will never fail to astonish me, I've never said it'll stay @.000's, I wont be surprised if we see 2 or even 3 pennies here again, but this wont change my mind on, how this company is being run into the ground, by very inexperienced CEO, and I'm sure you as a very successful businessman, see this, I know I do, and I've never thought of myself as an authority in "how to run a business", but I can say one thing here, if I ran my 9 gas stations the way Kevin is running this company, I wont survive a month, because I don't rely on selling billions of shares of worthless stock, I make my money the old fashioned way, I EARN IT!!!
You're right, ".......lol......."
Princess I love you, but come on now........lol
It's a pump and dump.
Don't be fooled!!
This darn timer sure has been utilized a lot here, starting with the "website"..............lol
I actually believe the Bioharp is for "real", the problem has always been the two a$$'$ who supposedly own it, and at this rate, it's very apparent that there are many companies, ready to introduce there own versions to the market now or very soon, I think it might even be too late for the Bioharp to realize it's true potential, this "controversy" will go on for many more years, and by then it'll be too late......shame and total waste, again I'll say it, GREED destroys everything, and everyone.................
No Facebook, no Twitter, no nothing..........f**k' em all........
Almost everyone on this board, with the exception of pitstop, you and one or two more............no?
No he didn't create it, but he made it so much worse, what he said he'll do in his campaign, and what he delivered, is like day and night, all talk and no action president!!!
Dream on buddy boy.......lol
Damn shame isn't it, what obamba did to this country, will put a whole generation at risk..............
That is the most scariest thing I have ever seen, God help our kids!!!
I always respect your opinion, and I would really like to know, what makes you so confident here, where most are very skeptical.
Short Lesson on Spending ...
Why the U.S. was downgraded:
U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000
New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000
National debt: $14,271,000,000,000
Recent budget cuts: $ 38,500,000,000
Let's now remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget:
Annual family income: $21,700
Money the family spent: $38,200
New debt on the credit card: $16,500
Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710
Total budget cuts: $385
Got it? OK, now Lesson # 2:
Here's another way to look at the Debt Ceiling:
Let's say, You come home from work and find there has been a
sewer backup in your neighborhood and your home has sewage
all the way up to your ceilings.
What do you think you should do?
Raise the Ceilings, or
Pump out the shit
Your Choice is coming November 2012
Who can blame the judge, look at who he has to deal with, two nincompoops!!!
So sorry to hear that, this horrible disease has claimed many members of my own family, I was really hoping the Harp would be the miracle device the world has been waiting for, but I guess it ended up in the hands of two jackasses, who obviously couldn't care less about the benefits this device could have had on humanity, sad what greed can do to some people..............
FYI....... your buddy gamechanger was thrown in jail today.
Maybe I'm missing something here...
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NOPE!!
You're one of the few who gets it, this stock is toast, no matter who wins the case!!
The word defunct, just about says it all............
You forgot the '9' in between 95%..........99.5% is the real number, and I think I'm being generous.
And I thought I'm the only one still awake..........
12 posts, this entire year.......LOL
Agreed!!!
I'll drink to that!!
Either way it looks good, lets hope we'll make our investment back, maybe even a 'profit'???.......lol
Thats almost funny, only 15 mil, I alone had more than that before the rs, oh well.......
Sounds good to me buddy, thanks a lot!!
LOL, no but seriously, where you think we're going with this, how high Seven??
At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I've been in here already?'
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old; Alzheimer's has its advantages !
PS: Have I sent this to you before?
Incredible story.........
It was so appropriate, I think phoone is daydreaming, this POS is DONE!!!
That was f****n hilarious K9, a really good one!!!