My Pitch: "LEHKQ, LEHLQ, LHHMQ and LEHNQ are shares of subordinate debentures and are therefore considered debt. They are represented by a trustee as creditors to LBHI estate.
The face value of each of these shares is $25 and they can be bought as of this writing for about 5 cents a share.
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My Pitch: "LEHKQ -- C/Ts -- I can go on and on about how great Lehman C/Ts are -- like how they can increase your bank account balance, improve your looks and shine your shoes. No, I won't do that. The only word you need to know is "guarantee". Guaranteed to boom or bust!"