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LOL
They sing good too.
Phil
What the??? i didn't know my in laws could sing!!!
Come on down to the barn.
have to edit that..lol
You have implants?
i liked the ipod only
Yep, thats the only reason girls get implants, for safety reasons...lol
oh yea, like you didn't like it? lol
Im wondering how her back feels? They will keep her afloat, though.
you little devil.
Larry, here's some things To Do With Your GI Joe Action Figures if you have any...
LOL, thank you Larry, was nice to come home to that. Seen you are in the process of moving and hope that everything is going good!
Austin City Limits >>
I could Krack open a 2nd Beer for This Repeat ... Lifts me up 'n says it all for SOME Country-folks ... >>
I would help her carry them around, as long as I wouldn't get in any trouble with my Sweetheart.
Phil
She probably needed help, that poor girl having to
lug them big, um that big ipod around all day. lol
LOL
I could have helped her try it on.
Phil
No Phil, she was just in there looking for a shirt to wear to go to Walmart. lol
LOL
Is that how they dress in the dollar stores?
If so I'll start hanging out in them.
LOL
Phii
LMAO! I never knew you could dress more casual than going to walmart, but maybe she means this..
Redneck goes shopping:
Have fun,
Phil
RednecK pickup lines:
1) Did you fart?
Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
But beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break
The ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
But I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mor nin,
We kin sleep til after noon.
And.... The best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
Every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
LOL
Have fun,
Phil
Redneck Photo Album
http://www.hogrockcafe.com/redneck_photo_album.htm
Redneck Photo Album Volume 2
http://www.hogrockcafe.com/redneck_photo_album_volume_2.htm
I especially like the stretch dually with the pickup camper on the back. Very tasteful.
Two Rednecks Hunting
Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they're walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says ' Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?'
The second hunter says' I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.'
The first hunter says ' There's this old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see'. So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind em. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. 'Say there', says the farmer, 'you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?'
The first hunter says ' funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!'
The old farmer said ' Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission! '
I don't do U-tube except to view occasionally
I'm not going to take that step in internet evolution.
that button is actually a bar or flat plate that slides
so it will play two different keys which is nice for stepping
Actually I knew it caused a mechanical part to move, but I didn't know what else to call it but a button.
I found it.
On the outside of the case, it says: Koch-Harmonica, CHROMATIC, Made in Germany
On the Harmonica itself, it says,
THE "CHROMONICA"
(chromatic harmonica)
Made by M. HOHNER Germany
It's in "C"
I also have a little "Blues Harp" made by the same company.
Also in "C"
Did it ever get you any lovin' from the girls?
LOL
Phil
C'mon ... Put it on U Tube .... I wanna hear ya .... Got one here also, but NO wa for Public listening ... !!
that button is actually a bar or flat plate that slides
so it will play two different keys which is nice for stepping
My old chromatic is my favorite even though the wood is starting to split just a wee bit..
Since I play while playing my guitar mostly, single notes are a bit hard as opposed to a chord. I'm self taught and play by ear and play well when the mood hits me....I don't play well on demand....but then I'm not a professional musician.
In my teens, 20's & 30's I would take one camping or fishing with me and was when I enjoyed it the most and the gals sure liked it.
I have a Chromatic too, I think.
Doesn't have a little button on the side you push to change the sound?
I paid about $50. for it about fifteen years ago.
I guess I could find it if I looked for it.
I really would like to learn to play it.
My problem is learning how to make my lips and tongue only play one note at a time.
I think it sounds better anyway when you play it in harmony with other notes, as long as you hit the right center note.
Phil
actually it's to wet the wood in a good harp
and there's something about beer that does it really really well
it sure makes them sound sweet
I have an old chromatic that's probably at least over 40 years old
it was given to me as a gift by an old man that took a shine to me and he was the one that told me about the beer so I'll drop it in a glass of beer, give it a rinse after it sets for a while.....blow it out and start rippin'
I've had quite a few musicians try to buy it off of me
or try to trade for it....
when I think back.....it was Johnny Cash that inspired me to pick one up and really give it a whirl though my uncle started me with one when I was about 5 or 6
That's hilarious.
I wonder if the big trailer on the bottom is the landlord?
LOL
Phil
Soaking it in beer would make it taste good on the notes when you have to suck in.
LOL
I guess it's to kill the germs?
Phil
hehe....actually have that on DVD.....
Awww, Now I have nothing to do for the rest of the night:(
I had a Funny-Song for ya ... No longer available ... Yuk ...
Whatcha mean Larry?
''Splooey'' no longer available ...
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