Redneck

[lacymarie]

A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central
Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish.
He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license
to catch those fish?"
"Naw, sir", replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of
them there licenses. You must understand, these here
are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the
lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I
whistle, they jump right back into these here ice
chests and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then
said, "It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show
ya. It really works."

"O. K.", said the warden. "I've got to see this!"

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood
and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says, "Well?"

"Well, what?", says the redneck.

The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH", replied the warden!

"What fish?", replied the redneck.
...

Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some
city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government
employees

You can say what you want about the South, but you
never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.