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Uncle Bosey Found Alive!!
After all these years, he was found in the jungles of New Guinea very much alive.
He has been dining on cannibals since 1944 (Good thing he was not a vegan) and paying for his other necessities with the dividends from his edig stock.
Have faith falks, anything can happen.
wsj
Get in edig now.
Why? Because the price can not go down. Which makes this an incredible investment.
😁
wsj
Uncle Bosey is also recommending at this time that investors go heavily into Imperial Russian Bonds (issued before 1918, obviously).
They are due to make a come back.
These bonds, along with edig stock, should be the foundation of any investor's portfolio.
wsj
Uncle Bosey has given edig his strongest buy recommendation.
Sweet Jesus, MVLA has dropped from around $6 to under 6 cents in roughly a year.
OUCH to the power 100.
wsj
Bar the door indeed!
Trouble is coming as the return of the demonic duo and Edig will surely mean more shares being issued, that will have lower prices later.
wsj
Yes, and it fits.
The cult blindly followed along, including on the dimension of trying to crucify anyone who questioned anything about the company.
As I've said before, their blind allegiance to the Cult leader made them putty in his hands.
If you act like a guitar, you will get played like one.
wsj
Too bad the zealots were so busy fighting a mythical enemy--the "bashers" who were trying to "run" down their investment.
I used to love their crazy mantras, such as "Attack my investment, attack me!" and so on. Which did not allow them to hear any criticisms of the company and its management.
If they had been thinking, they could have concentrated on the real enemy. The cabal running edig who fattened themselves at the trough while the stock price plummeted.
I believe that ticker symbol is the phonetic for Most Value Lost Annually.
Was referring to MVLA in my last post.
wsj
That stock has really tanked in the last 9 months or so.
wsj
The Ipod is alive and well. Edig is not.
Who killed Who??????????
wsj
Well, may people feel that Woody was the ringleader. That FF and RP were brainless little puppets that he jerked around on strings whenever he wanted them to move. I think if you watched closely, Woody's lips moved whenever FF and RP talked. Woody was not a good enough ventriloquist to have them "speak" without his lips moving at the same time. Edgar Bergen and his two idiot mannequins.
He was referring to the Cult Followers.
He should have called him the Cult Leader.
wsj
Former Intel guy on the board meets Jenna Jamison.
He has been screaming "Hell Yes!" ever since.
Perhaps FF could have done something to educate the inbred shareholders about what a con job he was running. You go, Fled Falk.
I heard that DaBoss was filling her cavities. EOM
Inconsequential? How? EOM
Why did the MVLA stock price crater in February?
wsj
Will take a look
DaBoss?
I am sure that Dentist the Menace is still long and strong on Edig.
wsj
FF Has bought 50 bazillion shs.
Out of deference to Edig shareholders, he is using them as toilet paper.
You go Fled Falk, you go far away. Where you can hide. And talk to many Asian OEMs at same time. Like Big Wheeler Dealer.
Do you get egg roll with that?
wsj
Yes, it's true. FF and his Merry Men are making a comeback.
They have been living in revolt for these many years, against Apple and big tech, hiding in Sherwood Forest. Feasting on the King's Deer and waiting for the moment when they will emerge and strike. Releasing the Ipod Killer, they will drive Tim Cook to tears and worse, making billions for their loyal band of followers as they seize market share across the entire land..
Anyone familiar with the term Meme stock? From the last few years? Company's like Game Stop, AMC, and so on?
When a small cadre of "investors" went overboard with the hype and perhaps drove stock prices well above what they should have been???
Gee, what does that sound like?
Eding! Ding, meaning that the gong is dinging, to say that the party is over.
Or perhaps cryptocurrency?
Woo-hoo Merry Men.
And what are the latest stock recommendations from Dentist the Menace?
Has anyone among the True Longs contacted Fled, to learn
when he is coming back to restore evildig to its former greatness?
Perhaps they can call RP.
wsj
Fred has Fled; Fled is Fred
Where is Fled?
Instead of acting like an actual company, FF and his cohorts turned the lights off and crawled away out the backdoor in the dark of night, as opposed to properly notifying the shareholders.
So that no one could see or know how they slithered off like snakes. Where was the BOD stocked with former Intel guys?
You Go, Fled.
You Gonna Make Evelyone Lich. Asian OEMs are Lear.
Oh, now you go Fled. You Go Far Flucking Away. You go hide rike good rittre boy.
Fled is Rying MothelFluckel.
Bye Bye, Fled.
This just in: Edig Organizes the Celebration of Fred
In honor of Fred Falk, the now extinct Edig corporation is organizing a one day tribute to the legendary leader FF.
It will be in the form of beauty contest, ala the Miss America Pageant. There will be a swimsuit competition, which FF is expected to do well in (in the eyes of the judges appointed by the Asian OEMs) and a talent show (which Helmut Falk has advised his community college dropout son to not enter).
RP is coming back as his advisor, helping him choose a full length gown and matching high heels. He will also be available to consult on hair style and makeup.
When asked whether FF could win such a competition against dozens of attractive young women, RP replied "How do you know he hasn't in the past?"
"This is just the beginning. When Fred wins this prestigious event, Edig, with the help of TI, will be profiled in the new edition of the book In Search of Excellence," RP blathered convincingly, while DaBoss and Twomil nodded in agreement.
wsj
I'm sure that Timmy Cook,
or whatever else one of the Faithful Friends of Fled called him, is just shaking in his boots at the prospect of Edig, the International Tech giant, releasing its Ipod killer.
LMFAO
Maybe someone can give us an Edig vs. Apple stock price comparison?
wsj
Yes, with the Nonexistent Association of Security Dealers.
EOM
wsj
Santa is coming, with plenty of cheap Edig shares for all True Longs.
Now is your chance, average down further. This is a proven investment strategy that has never failed!!! When you get your average cost down to zero, nothing else can hurt you. The price can only go up (or stay the same).
And wait for Fled to be coming round the mountain, riding six white horses, to save Edig!
wsj
Because we are all waiting anxiously for Fled Falk,
that giant of the tech world, to return and lead edig into the Promised Land? Or into the Land That Was Promised by him, Putnam, and their cronies on the BOD for so many years? And that was touted aggressively by a group of self proclaimed "True Longs," who were so bent that they needed to attack anyone who dared question the propaganda put out by Fled, Robber Putnam, and their paid lackeys, and by themselves?
Gee, it is interesting how the True Longs, the leaders of the self-proclaimed Inquisition against all heretics, loaded up on shares in the Titanic vessel known as Edig as it sank. And then they themselves slithered away without a word when that spineless worm Fled shut down the shell game without even facing his loyal shareholders to account for why the company was closing.
So perhaps this board and the remaining posts here serve a valuable purpose, by reminding the extremely gullible, who are serial victims ripped off by every huckster who comes along, that they were taken like babies at a high stakes poker game by some third rate clowns who pretended to be businessmen.
Instead of getting taken in by promises of the next Microsoft by a junior college drop out, they should think about investing in diversified mutual funds that hold the shares of actual companies that make successful products.
Gee, how many of the True Longs every showed up here to admit that, when the house of cards collapsed, that the posters here they attacked for years were actually right?
wsj
Hell Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!, as one of the Intel Lackeys on the board shouted out
once upon a time!! Let's find a total charlatan, fraud a** medium (is FF really not available?) to have a three day seance and speak to the All Knowing.
He/she can conjure up Dischino and the many other Ghosts of Xmas Past, with smoke, strange noises, and sophistry, all of whom can jabber about all the good things that are about to come. And entice the True Longs to buy more share!!
Where are Twomil and DaBoss=DaHo=DumbHo and the rest of the Gurus who knew it all. Have they Fred with Fled, and flucked off to a faraway place?
Why are they no longer here cheering on the living and resurrecting the Dead?
Is it just too hard to pimp a dead horse of a company/stock while you are attacking the critics of the sham? As you did for so long?
Party on, Blain Dead Boys.
Perfect, let's have a seance and find out what Dischino knows about all this.
I'm the sure the Medium can step it up a notch, to Medium Well, and get Dischino to reveal all the deepest edig secrets to us--via Twomil and others--about what Fled Falk is doing to revive the company.
Is FF going to acquire Microsoft? Or Apple? Or maybe Google? Or will Fled Falk buy all of them and form a new tech giant called e.Hog that will rule the world?
You go Fled. You be sure to enlighten the Faithful about it all, so they can search the cushions in the sofa for spare change and empty the 401k to buy more e.dig shares.
You and Helmet will enrich everyone!!!!!
Well, at least, perhaps, the two of you (temporarily). And then there is a day of reckoning, when you have to contemplate your sad lives and how you treated others.
Achtung, Babies,
wsj
Fled took it with him to the Pacific Northwest, where he is making it rain.
wsj
Edig will acquire them both for a megamerger.
FF will then change his name to John D. Rockefeller and run the new tech giant.
wsj
Clearly, desperate measures by desperate people.
But there was not enough helium to keep the edig balloon floating along.
wsj
I remember your handle.
A lot of people got burned a bit on edig by, in hindsight, staying in too long.
Management's inability to tell the truth certainly contributed to the situation.
Agora with its speak only good policy didn't help things either. Any criticism of the company was blocked, which created an echo chamber of long investors egging each other on with happy talk and unsubstantiated, fantasy claims of Golconda right around the corner.
wsj
Compare the sad, Edig created, failed myth of impending Golconda to the QAnon (as I understand its details) narrative of Trump being cheated out of winning the recent election and how they--as TRUE BELIEVERS--will overturn it.
See any similarities?
The Jam Masters on the message boards connected dots and interpreted phrases from Puppet Putnam and Financially Overfed Fled to imagine riches just around the next corner. Who remembers the endless stories, rumors, and conjectures that Edig was about to be bought by Samsung, Sanyo, Intel, Nokia, Apple, and others because their tech was just so valuable?
Stories designed to get the current investors to buy more shares to "keep it in strong hands."
If that is not an accurate or complete list of the supposed acquirers in these hallucinations, I await the TRUE LONGS to rejoin us and set the record straight.
Where did the True Longs go after Fled FLICKED THEM OVER?
The True Longs Investment Style was buy on the rumor, sell after the bankruptcy.
wsj
We Need for All the True Longs to Bring in Their Friends . . .
as new investors. The pyramid scheme only works as long as there is new money injected into it.
Let's get Fled Falk and Ponzi Putnam to reorganize the company around distributorships. Anyone who buys 100 shs. has the write to sell 1000 shs. to new investors. Falk and Putnam get the money from the new share issuance--the distributors get a commission on each sale.
Bernie Madoff wishes he had thought of this!!
How's it hanging, Fled?
wsj
The pps killer that Edig released in 2000 will take care of all that.
wsj
The pps killer was released a long time ago . . .
and edig used it to the max.
wsj