This just in: Edig Organizes the Celebration of Fred
In honor of Fred Falk, the now extinct Edig corporation is organizing a one day tribute to the legendary leader FF.
It will be in the form of beauty contest, ala the Miss America Pageant. There will be a swimsuit competition, which FF is expected to do well in (in the eyes of the judges appointed by the Asian OEMs) and a talent show (which Helmut Falk has advised his community college dropout son to not enter).
RP is coming back as his advisor, helping him choose a full length gown and matching high heels. He will also be available to consult on hair style and makeup.
When asked whether FF could win such a competition against dozens of attractive young women, RP replied "How do you know he hasn't in the past?"
"This is just the beginning. When Fred wins this prestigious event, Edig, with the help of TI, will be profiled in the new edition of the book In Search of Excellence," RP blathered convincingly, while DaBoss and Twomil nodded in agreement.
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