What was her name''s ROFL Board (Q)

[fung_derf]

I don't recall changing the name. Perhaps larry did it? Or, maybe I did and don't recall. I can't remember everything.

[Susie924]

Did what? Name it or change the name?

[fung_derf]

Hmmmmm, noticing Skeballlarry is a moderator. Perhaps he did it.

[fung_derf]

Oh. Did I do that??? If I did, it must have been ages ago because I can't recall it.

[Susie924]

No, this board used to have a different name.

I'm crushed.

[fung_derf]

ROFL!!! I knew you would think I was talking about you. It's alllll about you, isn't it?
No, I was speaking of another what's her name.

[Susie924]

When did I become "what's her name"?

[fung_derf]

This board is no laughing matter.

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[fung_derf]

Here I am!

[Green_cat]

I...I meant Waffles!

[Green_cat]

Wheres the ROFL's???

[Susie924]

You and Soxy need to stop brushing your teeth!

Canada, Massachusetts warn consumers on toothpaste Fri Jul 6, 10:32 PM ET



BOSTON (Reuters) - Health authorities in Canada and Massachusetts are warning consumers of the risk from China-made counterfeit toothpaste after more tainted products were found, deepening concern about the safety of Chinese goods.

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Preliminary tests conducted in Canada on counterfeit Colgate toothpaste indicate the fake products may contain even more harmful bacteria than authorities first suspected, Health Canada officials said on Friday.

Canadian authorities urged consumers on June 29 to avoid Chinese toothpaste in the Canadian market because 21 products were found laced with harmful levels of diethylene glycol, an industrial solvent used in some antifreeze products.

New York-based Colgate-Palmolive Co. has said the products are fakes and that it does not use, nor has ever used, diethylene glycol as an ingredient in its toothpaste anywhere in the world. The chemical, also known as DEG and sometimes illegally used as an inexpensive sweetener and thickening agent.

"Consumers who have this counterfeit product are advised to discontinue use immediately and not to use their toothbrush," a Health Canada statement said of the toothpaste.

Phony products, labeled "Manufactured in South Africa," include misspellings on their packaging such as "isclinically" "SOUTH AFRLCA" and "South African Dental Assoxiation."

In Canada, they were found in discount chain "Everything for a Dollar Store." Health Canada said distributors are cooperating and have removed the product from their shelves.

In Massachusetts, the Department of Public Health said toothpaste suspected to contain a toxic chemical was found in stores in nearly a dozen communities despite a June import alert issued by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

Local authorities urged consumers to avoid toothpaste labeled "Made in China," toothpaste labeled "Colgate" that is manufactured in South Africa and toothpaste without English language labeling.

"Despite FDA's efforts, suspect products continue to be found, including in Massachusetts -- mostly in small, independent dollar-type discount stores," the statement said.

Colgate-Palmolive has said it was working closely with the FDA to identify those responsible.

The warnings come amid growing concern in the United States and Latin America over the safety of Chinese products after a series of recalls and bans on items ranging from children's toys to toothpaste.

In Panama, 83 people have died after taking medicines contaminated with a Chinese-made toxin last year and the death toll is expected to rise, a senior prosecutor investigating how the medicines became adulterated said on Thursday.

[Green_cat]

Yo dahh lay eeee oooooooo!

[Stock]

you can't have one anyway lol

[Susie924]

It's about time someone woke up this board!!!

I'm embarrassed to say I don't even know what an iphone is!

[Stock]

Susie, I juet read people are waiting in line in the rain for days to get an iPhone. lol!

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2007/06/countdown_to_iphone_someone_le.html

Countdown to iPhone: Someone Left the Line Out in the Rain


You know what's tons of fun?
Sleeping out for three days to get an overpriced cell phone!
You know what's even more fun?
Sleeping out in the pouring rain for an overpriced cell phone!

[Green_cat]

More funny peolple ...hay hooo rahhh!

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping..." Now I just "chunky dunk."

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Why do you have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?

Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier!!"

Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

[Susie924]

Thanks droppie!!!

[dropdeadfred]

Susie, have a wonderful trip.. tell everyone ddf says hi..

have fun and make it back safe.


peace out,
ddf

[dropdeadfred]

yep.

[Susie924]

Yes especially when you have Irish skin like I do.

[dropdeadfred]

right.. dont get burned. It's the best way to mess up a good time

[Susie924]

Especially for pictures!

[dropdeadfred]

Bright RED is not a good color

[Susie924]

I need to get a little color!

[Susie924]

Packed and ready to go!

[dropdeadfred]

dont forget your sunscreen

[dropdeadfred]

good think'n

are ya packed?

[Susie924]

I'm bringing 3 cameras

[dropdeadfred]

very cool.. take a bunch of pictures

[Susie924]

My flight is 10:15AM tomorrow!

I can't wait!

[dropdeadfred]

I'll tell him.. when are you leaving?

[Susie924]

I was flipping through the channels when that was on but I didn't watch it.

Hey droppie, if derf shows up while I'm gone, tell him I was really worried about him.

I even ventured over to the SRCI board on RB!

[dropdeadfred]

one of the best I've ever seen on the internet..


actually this weekend I saw the family win the 10,000 on AFV. The host of the show made the Dad make the kids laugh again..

[Susie924]

Ok I looked!!

How cute was that!

I am still laughing!

[dropdeadfred]

it's the best.. maybe someone else will show it too you..

quadruplets in bed with mom and dad has the video camera.. all the kids are laughing.. it's sooooooo cooooool

[Susie924]

I can't click on links here!!!! Especially yours!!

[dropdeadfred]

this is one of the best videos I've ever seen..

from americas funniest home vedios


http://www.metacafe.com/watch/72008/babies_babies/

[dropdeadfred]

:)~

[dropdeadfred]

well I'm awake

[AKvetch]

No wonder you took it out of the house...

[Susie924]

Quiet down will ya!

People are trying to sleep!

[dropdeadfred]

dude.. 1000 bucks for a live one.. what do you think someone will pay for the skelton of one????

[ergo sum]

I have just realized that I have been duped by a French Calander.

[dropdeadfred]

where did you go

[dropdeadfred]

yeah. I have one of those..

[dropdeadfred]

you can buy seeds.. lol
20 Seeds $6.99 Quantity:


It takes hundreds of years to get any height on them

[ergo sum]

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