What was her name''s ROFL Board (Q)

[dropdeadfred]

I FOUND IT ... Saguaro :)~

[ergo sum]

it

[dropdeadfred]

no, behind the shop.. we own two big one..

how do you spell it.. PLEASE!@

[ergo sum]

You rent storage space for an illegal cactus?

[dropdeadfred]

used to keep it in my house.. it was my christmas tree durring christmas.. of course I'm married now and it's in storage.

[ergo sum]

Where do you keep it?

[dropdeadfred]

sororos ??

[dropdeadfred]

no, years ago I was in AZ.. I ended up with the "bones" of that cactus.. heard you are not supposed to have them.. I bet I'm the only guy in AR that has this.. It's about 6 feet tall with 4 arms.. I don't know what to do with it

[ergo sum]

You have soriousis?

[ergo sum]

You on Mescaline again?

[dropdeadfred]

did you know I have a soroororrs cactus.. how the frack do you spell it

[ergo sum]

no not at all.

[dropdeadfred]

kinda freaky?

[dropdeadfred]

no there are not.. but there are in a sororo cactus

[ergo sum]

not really

[ergo sum]

there are no bones in ice cream

[dropdeadfred]

you want me to introuduce you to'em

[dropdeadfred]

freaky huh?

[ergo sum]

Yes I do.

[ergo sum]

Yes that is what I don't know.

[dropdeadfred]

oh do you see the face in the empty beer mug?

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=5107701

[dropdeadfred]

chicken squat

[ergo sum]

What?

[dropdeadfred]

I knew you would see it

[fung_derf]

That's pretty weird, but true. Eerie!

[dropdeadfred]

derf, is it me or when carlos beer mug is empty I see a face in looking at me.

[cbfromli]

well...ok....but I was not begging...you were...you brought up the whip thing...

[fung_derf]

You found the secret. Big hairy men begging me to spank them gives me the heebie jeebies. Can't we just arm wrestle?

[cbfromli]

I am scaring fung_derf....did not know I had it in me

[fung_derf]

Ok, now you're starting to scare me. When I envisioned my one day getting into cybersex, you were not the vision that I had in my head.

[cbfromli]

oh baby....should I change into something more comfy

[fung_derf]

Let me get my whip.

[cbfromli]

spank me baby....

[fung_derf]

Ooooh, I love it when you talk dirty to me!

[cbfromli]

no way...my tits are bigger than hers...

[fung_derf]

For some reason, you remind me of my old girlfriend...

[cbfromli]

got that right...

[fung_derf]

Oh yeah, you're not too ugly for a mountain troll.

[Susie924]

I'm laughing

[Susie924]

Fix it derfie!

[cbfromli]

again with my pic....you do like me dont you

[fung_derf]

It looks like someone is sitting on a pineapple already!...

[cbfromli]

neither

[fung_derf]

Which end do you prefer?

[cbfromli]

which end of the pineapple

[fung_derf]

Especially while sitting on a pineapple.

[dropdeadfred]

so does eating icecream too fast

[fung_derf]

So does sitting on a pineapple.

[dropdeadfred]

sometimes the truth hurts

[fung_derf]

That can get you banned!