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Glacier Bay, Alaska
I was excited to being seeing more glaciers in Glacier Bay. When we started to enter the bay I grabbed my camera and went on deck.
I quickly made my way to the top of the ship. It didn't matter how brisk it was, I was there to see as much as I could.
There were spectacular vistas around every corner.
And then the first glacier appeared.
I kept scanning for a caving event
Our time in Glacier Bay was over with way too soon.
As the ship left Glacier Bay we passed a light house
Juneau, Alaska; Fly me to a glacier!
One of the stops on our Alsskan cruise was Juneau, Alaska. At this stop we took a helicopter excursion to see and walk on a glacier.
We got a good view of our cruise ship.
Our helicopter then started is ascent to fly over the mountains.
A short time later we were flying along the face of a glacier.
I was captivated.
Flying up and over the face the blue ice became more visible.
And the crevices could be seen too.
Then the enormous ice field that feeds the glacier could be seen.
A walk through Butchart Gardens, Victoria, B.C. on a misty spring day
More than a century in the making the gardens are built over an exhausted limestone quarry owned by the Butchart family.
The following picture is from the Butchart Gardens website.
On a misty spring day I took the following pictures during our walk around the gardens.
Butchart Gardens has winding paths through the beautifully landscaped gardens.
There were beautiful flowers and scenes all around us.
Information about the Butchart Gardens is available from their website: http://www.butchartgardens.com/
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Al and Mare’s Road Trip #2: The Deep South 2004
We started out on a Wednesday morning, the 2nd of June, leaving from Newark, NJ. Shortly thereafter, we hit heavy rains, which pelted us on and off the whole way. As we exited a highway in Pennsylvania, we encountered an overturned truck on our side of the road, facing us! The driver obviously could not handle the turn, crossed the center divider, and rolled over. If we had left even 15 minutes earlier, we might have been in his way! Thanks mom, your prayers paid off. We traveled about 10 hours to a place we’d been before, Cincinnati, OH. Actually we just went a few miles south in Fort Mitchell, KY. We went to visit Jason and Mike, a couple of Al’s online investment buddies. We arrived around 9 pm, and were greeted by the 17 year cicadas as we made our way to the hotel room. It was difficult to navigate through the carcasses on the ground while trying not to be assaulted by the ones flying through the air! A little while later we met up with the guys at Jason’s bar, were we had good conversation, great steaks, and tried some new drinks that were favorites of the locals. We had a great time, and wished we could have stayed a little longer. But the highway was calling…
The next morning, we began our journey to Graceland. We started out traveling south through Kentucky, passing through Louisville on the way. We entered Tennessee, heading south through the middle of the state. We got off the main highway and drove along some winding roads into the back woods country. We arrived at our halfway point of the trip (about 6 hours away), the Jack Daniel’s distillery, in Lynchburg, a small town of about 5000. Just as we pulled into the parking lot, the rain let up, and it was a good thing it did, since the tour we were about to take would be mostly outdoors. The tour began with a little history of the business, showing us some of the offices and memorabilia of the man behind the whiskey. The tour then took us through the process of how the whiskey is made, and the smells were overwhelming and wonderful. We got to see the vats of sour mash, the mellowing process, and the aging facility. Unfortunately, we could not get a taste, but we were able to buy some whiskey in souvenir bottles that you could only buy at the manufacturing plant. They are collector’s items!
As we departed Lynchburg, the rain began again. Must’ve been mom’s prayers again, keeping us dry long enough for our outdoor sightseeing break! We drove another 5 hours that evening, to the western edge of Tennessee along the music highway, where even the rest stops were named for legends such as Chet Atkins and Patsy Kline. We arrived in Memphis around 10 pm, hungry and exhausted. We found a Burger King and checked into the hotel. The next morning we began our tour of Graceland at 10 am. Unfortunately, we were not allowed to take pictures, but we got some good views in post card form. Graceland was amazing, even if you are not the world’s biggest Elvis fan. We learned about his music and movie career, his military service, his love for his parents and family, and his kindness towards those who were down and out. The mansion itself was grandiose and gaudy at times, but it was at the pinnacle of style for the 60s and 70s. There were horse stables, a racket ball court, and the meditation gardens, where The King is buried, along with his mom, dad, and grandma.
After Graceland, we hit the road again for the shortest leg of our journey, a 6 hour trip to New Orleans. We arrived in The Big Easy and settled into our hotel around 7:30 pm on Friday the 4th, and it was not long before we discovered the reason for the nickname. We were in NOLA for four days, since Maryann had to attend a conference there for work. Saturday Mare was at the conference all day, so Al chilled out at the hotel, sleeping in and getting a good workout at the gym. Saturday night was a different story. We decided to venture out to Bourbon St., eating some southern barbecued chicken, jambalaya, and yes, folks, some deep fried gator! It tastes like fish, with a slightly chewy texture. Not half bad, but I wouldn’t make it a dietary staple! We then moved on to a famous nightclub called the Cat’s Meow, where we had drinks on the balcony and watched the people go by below. All types of people; anything goes on Bourbon St.! You can even carry your beer or drink out with you, and there are small walk-up doorway bars were you can get a refill and go. We shopped for some souvenirs, earned some beads, and saw some jazz bands through the open doorways that line the street. We made our way to the next venue, the Famous Door, where we stopped to see a cover band that did everything from Janis Joplin to Journey. That’s where Mare got a taste of a hurricane, one of the famous local drinks. She needed some federal relief after that one!!!
Somehow, we managed to find our way back to the hotel before 1 am, and miraculously, Mare got up at 6:30 for the conference the next morning. It was a rough session, but she made it through. She had a break for a couple hours that afternoon, so we hopped on a streetcar (like the famous one named desire) and headed into the Garden District for lunch. Al had the spiciest bloody mary ever, and we headed into the 90 degree heat to take a walking tour of the mansions. Beautiful southern architecture! The gardens and foliage were awe inspiring as well. We took some photos by Anne Rice’s house, one of Mare’s favorite authors. We headed back in time for Mare’s evening session at the conference. Afterwards, we had dinner at the hotel and decided to check out the Harrah’s casino across the street. We lost a whopping 15 cents, playing the nickel slots with the change in our pockets. We’re not big gamblers, as you can tell, but the casino was a sight in itself.
Monday morning there was more conference time, but that afternoon was free, so we went on a tour of the swamps and bayous. We had a Cajun tour guide, born and raised in the bayou. He knew his way around, and had a pretty heavy accent…we only got about 80% of what he said! The bayou was magnificent, and we got up close and personal with blue herons, snakes, and yes, folks, even those alligators! We saw a 14 footer, and numerous smaller ones. Our tour guide even grabbed the big one by the tail and dragged it part way up on the boat (he hunts these guys for a living, so he knows what he’s doing)! What an awesome sight! Back at the dock, we saw some turtles, raccoons, and nutria (or swamp rat). We headed back to the city for dinner, tasting more of the local flavors of muffaletta and diaquari. We then headed out on a Ghosts and Spirits tour that evening. Our tour guide took us through the streets of the French Quarter giving us some history and telling us about all the ghosts that are believed to inhabit the city. We saw the houses used in the movie “Interview with the Vampire”, heard tales of murder and restless spirits, and learned how protective fathers kept the boys away from their daughters. We ended the tour at O’Flaherty’s Irish Pub, where we watched the Tampa Bay Lightning win the Stanley Cup while listening to a comedic folk singer.
Tuesday morning was the last day of the conference, and we headed out on the road before noon. We traveled over 800 miles that day, only making 3 rest stops and reaching our destination in about 12 hours. We arrived at Al’s sister’s (Robin’s) house in West Palm Beach, FL just before midnight. A beautiful neighborhood with the sounds of the tropics permeating the night air. The house was lovely, with high ceilings and modern décor. On the lanai was a dinner table and outdoor bar, and the pool was a pleasant 85 degrees. We relaxed by the pool and enjoyed a barbecue on Wednesday. Thursday was for the beach, where the water was reported to be 78 degrees, but it felt even warmer than the pool!!! The water was turquoise and the beach had beautiful soft sand. There was an abundance of seashells, and we viewed the casino ships from a distance. We had dinner at an outdoor beachside restaurant called “Coconuts”, tasting key lime martinis and pina coladas. That evening we again relaxed in the pool, reminiscing about old friends and childhood antics. We took fresh coconuts and grapefruits from the trees in their backyard as souvenirs. Yum!
Friday morning we continued our journey, this time heading north. We again had a long day, spending about 12 hours on the road. At a fuel stop in Georgia, we noticed a roadside stand selling tree ripened Georgia peaches. Mare could not resist! She bought a dozen as well as a small watermelon. Wow, were they good! As we were about 100 miles from the North Carolina/South Carolina border, we started seeing signs for “south of the border”. Eventually, these billboards appeared every 2 or 3 miles, with different funny sayings and bright colors. We wondered what this place could be. It turned out to be a huge rest area with several restaurants, gift shops, rides, and a motel. We stopped for an enchilada but continued on; the place was a bit seedy. We stopped for the night in Fayetteville (near Raleigh) North Carolina. We saw some spectacular heat lightning, which was later followed by severe thunderstorms. Lucky we stopped when we did! A little further north and we would have been in the tornado warning zone! I think those prayers were working again…
Saturday would bring us to the last leg of our journey. We once again headed north, with the destination of Newark, NJ on the agenda. However, we did plan to take one break to pay our respects at the new World War II memorial in Washington, DC, nearly 5 hours from our starting point. This past week encompassed the ceremonies around the passing of former president Ronald Reagan, so we were wary about going into DC the day after it was all over. Turns out it was not bad at all; traffic was OK except for one accident on the way, and once we got there we found street parking almost immediately. We were about a 15 minute walk from the WWII memorial, and when we got there, it was a sight to see. There were people everywhere, reading the inscriptions, taking in the pictographs, and wading in the fountain. The children were playing in abundance. The memorial was full of life, and I am sure those who gave theirs would have been proud to see their childrens’ and grandchildrens’ generations enjoying the freedom they fought so hard to preserve.
A little under three hours and we would be in Newark, but we had been delayed in some traffic crossing Chesapeake Bay, so we made it in close to four. On the way we marveled at the song of the 17 year cicadas. We had experienced these on the first day of our trip, as we arrived in Kentucky, and to close the circle, we heard them on our last day. As we drove along the highway, wind roaring past the windows and radio playing oldies, we still were able to hear a faint, rhythmic chirping sound. We turned down the radio, and sure enough, it was the cicadas. We saw some evidence of them on the side of the road. What a natural wonder!
We arrived back in Newark, NJ around 8 pm on Saturday the 12th. We had a great trip, lots of fun and new experiences. We have now visited a total of 33 of these United States, and we hope road trip #3 will bring us across the northern plains. See ya next time!
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Maybe some day my finances be good enough to go.........without the kids! LOL!
I just watched the video and got goosebumps.
Truly amazing. It costs a ton, but it's like nowhere else in the world. This is definitely a couples-only place. Rooms have no TVs and kids aren't very welcomed. Amazing snorkeling/scuba, fishing, sailing, views. If you have kids to bring along, I suggest the yatch club on Virgin Gorda. If you are a true bling blinger, skip Dix and rent out Necker Island.
Watched the video. Beautiful place!
Island Getaway...
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...I highly recommend it.
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Do you know what they call a nice looking woman on a West Virginian's arm?
A tatoo.
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How can you you tell if a West Virginian is married?
There is tobacco spit on both sides of the pickup.
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Have fun,
Phil
I like the last one best. LOL!
Anyone hankering to travel to West Virginia?
The owner of a golf course in West Virginia was confused about paying
an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical
help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
West Virginia University and I need some help. If I were to give you
$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my
earrings."
You gotta love those West Virginia women
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WEST VIRGINIA Mountaineers
A group of W.Va. friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the
others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back
up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried
the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
steal Henry!
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Regarding the year 2000, a senior at W.V.U. was overheard saying ...
"when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in West Virginia."
When asked why,
he stated that everything happens here 20 years later than the rest
of the civilized world.
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The young Mountaineer came running into the store and said to his
buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking
lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young Mountaineer answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the
license number."
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NEWS FLASH! - Morgantown, WV----- West Virginia's worst air
disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by
two West Virginia University students, crashed into a cemetery earlier
today in
Morgantown.
Mountaineer search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far
and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery
efforts.
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A West Virginia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-79. The
trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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Have fun,
Phil
Rugged roads of the far north
By Jack Hamann
Special to The Seattle Times
There were moments we dared not blink.
Knuckles white and neck muscles aching, we'd survived the first 80 miles of the Top of the World Highway. Every couple of minutes, we summoned the courage to glance sideways at what seemed like the Bottom of the World down steep cliffs below. Eyes glued to the narrow dirt road ahead, we braced at every turn in case yet another RV came barreling toward our rental car, refusing to concede our half of this perilous potholed highway.
All in the name of driving farther north than we'd ever been in our lives.
Two roads with hair-raising reputations — the Top of the World Highway and the Dempster Highway in Canada's Yukon Territory — are unforgettable trails for travelers venturing into the spectacular Far North. There are few roads on the planet above the Arctic Circle, and the Dempster is the only public highway in the Western Hemisphere that actually allows you to cross that magic line in a car. (Alaska's Dalton Highway, the less-scenic service road for the Trans Alaska Pipeline, is technically a private road but is open to the public most of the way north).
It's a journey of a lifetime ... if you're prepared.
This abandoned dredge dominates the landscape at Jack Wade gold camp along Wade Creek on the Taylor Highway. Miners still work nearby claims today.
Our trek began in Tok (rhymes with "Coke"), Alaska, a strip of service stations and restaurants 176 miles southeast of Fairbanks along the Alaska Highway. Before it was fully paved a few years ago, the 1,520-mile Alaska Highway was an authentic adventure, demanding skill, patience and a bit of luck to avoid blowing out tires, breaking windshields or running out of fuel and food. These days, the asphalted Alaska Highway is tame and tedious; to find the old thrills, you have to drive north from Tok.
The Top of the World Highway connects Tok to Dawson City in the Yukon. On the Alaska side, it's called the Taylor Highway; on the Yukon side it's known as 60-Mile Road (christened before Canada went metric). We entered the Taylor Highway at a place called Tetlin Junction, and for the next 23 miles, the road was pure pavement. Miles 24 through 65 were wide, smooth gravel. The highway seemed fast and easy. And there lies the problem.
It will fool you
Most who venture here have read horror stories about the Taylor, but by the time they reach the tiny hamlet of Chicken at Mile 65, they feel a bit cocky. They stop to buy Chicken T-shirts and postcards at what must be the World's Smallest Tourist Trap, then jump back on the road, confident that all the travel warnings are overblown. Drivers who've piloted their giant RVs on interstates between Arizona and Florida press pedal to the metal, including the growing number who tow full-size SUVs behind their mammoth motor coaches.
Alaska's smallest tourist trap, originally named Ptarmigan, was changed by gold miners to Chicken, making it easier to spell.
Without warning, the road grows deadly.
Back in September 1988, a tour bus flew off a cliff, killing two and injuring 23 others. In 1994, a tractor-trailer hauling 9,000 gallons of diesel fuel overturned and burned. In June 1997, a woman flipped her Subaru and died before rescuers could reach her. In 2001, a Vancouver, B.C., man was crushed when his van rolled over. A few weeks before we came through, another tour bus plowed down an embankment.
Near Milepost 95, an RV lay mangled at the bottom of a canyon. Up the road from Chicken, we passed two giant motor homes that had slid off the road, awaiting rescue from tow trucks 100 miles away. A tow all the way to Tok the day before cost someone $750.
Cars crash and people die on roads all around the world, but rarely in such dramatic fashion. Yet, travelers are drawn to the Top of the World Highway for two very good reasons. During summer (Taylor is closed in winter), the highway offers a significant shortcut to Dawson City, saving more than 500 miles over the alternate route through Whitehorse.
Almost as important, the view from Top of the World can be drop-dead spectacular. While the martyr in the driver's seat slams into potholes and tries to avoid soft gravel shoulders unprotected by guard rails, the person in the passenger seat enjoys sweeping ridge-top views extending past hundreds of miles of wilderness in every direction. Traveling in the middle of the day (not the best time for wildlife), we saw birds, a porcupine and the only caribou of our trip.
Hundreds of travelers make it all 165 miles to Dawson City every day without dying in a ditch, so there's no reason to avoid the road. And negotiating the Top of the World is a reasonable price to pay for the really big reward to come: the amazing Dempster Highway.
History along the Dempster
The starting point for the Dempster is Dawson City, an eclectic rebuilt remnant of the short-lived Klondike Gold Rush of 1896-1900. The banks of the Klondike River just east of town are still littered with small mountains of hideous tailings from a time when 100,000 prospectors flooded this bend in the river. These days, tourism is gold, attracting tour- bus retirees to the Palace Theater for vaudeville, or to Diamond Tooth Gertie's for a chance to roll dice and feed slots in Canada's oldest legal gambling hall.
A much younger community of artists, musicians, river rafters and drifters come for the frequent festivals and summer days of 20-hour sunshine. The town is still restoring its historic buildings and tries to keep the authentic 19th-century charm of wooden sidewalks and unpaved muddy streets.
The Dempster Highway is named for Jack Dempster, a heroic Canadian Mountie best known for trying to rescue the infamous "Lost Patrol." In December 1910, four Northwest Mounted Police dog-team patrolmen lost their way 310 miles north of Dawson City. Dempster led a dangerous rescue effort in miserable weather, ending with the discovery of the frozen bodies of the four Mounties (they had eaten their dogs).
While in Dawson, we ran into Hugh Dempster, Jack's son. A handsome man who has since passed away, Hugh rarely returned to his childhood home, but had arrived this day with a party preparing to raft down the Yukon. He looked like a man still strong enough to rescue a few stranded tourists on his father's highway, if necessary.
Driving north on the Dempster is like driving back in time — way back in time. At Mile 47, a spacious valley opens to the west, revealing a jagged peak called Tombstone Mountain. The vast landscape is hypnotic ... looking eerily like the painted dioramas that museums place behind displays of woolly mammoths and saber-toothed tigers. For the next 114 miles, every view is like a time before man: no other roads, no fences, very little sense that other humans have passed this way.
Giant green meadows, sprinkled with fireweed, foxtail and Arctic cotton, stretch to the horizon, clinging to a thin layer of soil atop a foot or more of permafrost. Braided glacial rivers give way to rainbow streams stained with gypsum, salt and sulfide.
A lone caribou grazes near the summit of the Top of the World Highway, at the Alaska-Yukon border.
In midsummer, most glimpses of wildlife come early in the day or late in the evening. We saw one moose, two black bears, an arctic fox and broods of ptarmigans. We were fortunate to see a few peregrine falcons gliding along the cliffs, and turned a corner just as a small flock of regal sandhill cranes took flight. There were reports of grizzly bears along the route, but we never saw one. The famous Porcupine River caribou herd, 150,000 strong, migrates through this corridor every spring and fall, but is far from the Dawson road during summer. The farther we pushed, the more mosquitoes emerged from the tens of thousands of ponds in the tundra.
Most travelers make the Dempster a two-day trip. There are several clean campgrounds along the way, each offering 20-25 sites. The only hotel accommodations are at Mile 229. The Eagle Plains Hotel was built to house highway workers, and the brown carpets, flimsy curtains and threadbare towels still retain the smell of mud, mildew and cigarette smoke from those guests. The restaurant was adequate, with passable food (considering it has no competition for hundreds of miles). Most important, a service station, with fuel and repairs, is right next door.
The best part of the Eagle Plains Hotel is its marvelous collection of historic photographs hanging throughout the hallways, restaurant and bar. The most riveting is a series of photos on the walls of the Millen cocktail lounge, detailing the fateful manhunt for a fur poacher named Albert Johnson, known as the "Mad Trapper of Rat River."
Twenty-three miles beyond the hotel is a monument that almost no one passes by without stopping: the Arctic Circle. Here, just beyond 66 degrees North latitude, the sun never sets June 21 ... and never rises Dec. 21. For world travelers, it's a landmark in the same category as crossing the Equator or the International Dateline: one of those quiet accomplishments no one can ever take away from you. I tend to get a little more carried away about these landmarks than most, and stared misty-eyed in the general direction of the North Pole, a "mere" 1,650 miles ahead.
Naturally nameless
At Mile 289, we crossed the border from Yukon into Canada's Northwest Territories (NWT). Standing at the border, the view north flattens to the vast expanse of the Mackenzie River Delta. This area is so unpopulated, most of the thousands of lakes do not have names. (NWT is so uninhabited that the peak with the highest elevation in the territory doesn't have a name!)
Pierre Norman smokes strips of whitefish and grayling along the banks of the Mackenzie River.
The final 150 miles of the Dempster are a relative breeze. At Mile 378, we reached the Mackenzie River, where we waited for the small ferry that docks about once every hour. We chatted with Pierre Norman, a 62-year-old Gwich'in Indian who spends his summers living in a tent on the riverbank, catching and smoking whitefish and Arctic grayling.
Norman was eager to talk about his escape from heavy drinking, extolling the virtues of living on the land, away from his wife, his grown children and the influence of satellite televisions, cell phones and the Internet.
The final push to the end of the road is a monotonous 90-minute scramble along a wide gravel road that gets heavy use from road crews and their too-fast trucks. Like most Dempster travelers, we pulled into the surprisingly modern city of Inuvik tired and dusty, but not nearly as frazzled as we did after our trek across the Top of the World Highway.
We inventoried the damage: a new crack in the windshield, a slow leak in one tire (one of the infamous Firestone/Bridgestone Wilderness AT tires), and a solid cocoon of caked mud on the back half of our vehicle.
At 20 miles to the gallon and a 15-gallon gas tank, our car never came close to running out of fuel (thanks to the service station in Eagle Plains). We were glad we'd carried plenty of snacks and water, if only to help make our journey more leisurely.
All in all, the Dempster Highway was nothing near the horror we had feared. It certainly helped that we passed no more than one vehicle every 10 minutes coming in the opposite direction.
While a few reckless trucks slammed past along the way, we rarely saw any of the supersize RVs that had driven us so crazy on the Taylor Highway. If the weather had been a little drier, dust might have been a bigger issue. If it had been a little wetter, the mud and potholes might have made it all a little less spectacular.
But we made it ... to the end of the northernmost public road in North America. The tow trucks will have to wait.
Jack Hamann, a Seattle writer is the author of "The Broken Column," to be published later this year by Algonquin Books.
Oops...was in a hurry earlier and missed your post.
Here you go....
http://www.interknowledge.com/bahamas/bsanin01.htm
I don't think I'll touch that one...lol
No, you are confused. It is Sox who likes boner fishing.
How can you not like a place that advertises itself as T&A.
Ahem...Mr. Churak, I am not thinking of San Andres Islands.
Do you like bone fishing? Check it out...
http://www.interknowledge.com/bahamas/bsanin01.htm
I knew it!!!....four-bit byte of bore-hairdresser?????
Je ne peux pas chanter chacune des quatre parties d'un quartet de raseur-coiffeur simultanément.
And soxy could be Brian....
Brian Griffin is more than just the family dog. He is a gentleman and a scholar, and undeniably the most eloquent member of the Griffin household. Brian is the first person Peter will turn to in times of crisis. But the sarcastic barbs that Brian doles out can be as dry as his martinis.
Yes, Brian has been known to toss back a few. Some say it's to kill the pain that comes with the social stigma of being a dog. Others say it's to help him forget the time before he met Peter, when he was a homeless stray who cleaned windshields for handouts. But Brian will tell you it's just good for his coat.
Drinking and throwing out witty bon mots aren't the only things Brian is good at. If you ask him to speak, don't be surprised if he responds in flawless French. He's also got an amazing voice -- he can sing all four parts of a barbershop quartet simultaneously. In short, Brian might be the family dog, but don't tell him that. Did we mention that Brian also holds a third-degree green belt in taekwondo? And in seven more years he'll be a black belt. That's one more year to you and me
Low could be the dad....
Peter Griffin is a big, boisterous, lovable oaf who isn't afraid to say what's on his freakin' mind -- usually the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time. He lives in Quahog, Rhode Island with his wife, Lois, their three children -- Chris, Meg and Stewie -- and his well-spoken best friend, Brian, the family dog. Peter would do anything for his family, as long as it doesn't get in the way of his TV time.
Peter works as a product safety inspector at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Company. He has dreams of being more than a grunt on the assembly line and frequently comes up with new toy designs, most recently "Mr. Zucchini Head," a phallic-shaped, vibrating vegetable doll. Luckily for him, his flamboyant boss, Mr. Weed, regards Peter as "eye candy" and overlooks his lack of efficiency and productivity.
What Peter lacks in common sense and good judgment, he makes up for in enthusiasm. He often goes overboard when he latches onto an idea. Whether he's leading an improvisation scene during a bank robbery or running barefoot in the rain with William Shatner, Peter Griffin is always looking for fun.
Although Peter was 30 years old the very first time he had gas, he's been making up for it ever since. He recently ripped the longest fart in television history. When asked to comment on the eruption, Peter merely replied, "Hehehehe."
As a matter of fact, the kid sounds like it could be you....
Chris Griffin is an overgrown, sweet-hearted 13-year-old who looks imposing, but wouldn't hurt a fly. (Unless it landed on his hot dog, his favorite food.) In that case, Chris would probably treat the fly as a condiment.
Being a somewhat gullible lad, Chris often falls prey to his older sister's tormenting. It's not uncommon for Chris to believe the most far-fetched tales his sister feeds him. Still, Chris loves his big sister, which is probably why he continues to seek her advice with his problems.
Chris idolizes Peter and works hard not to disappoint him. It's a good thing for Chris that his father's expectations are so low. Still, Chris does have some hidden talents, especially his ability to draw. He should probably spend more time cultivating his skill and less time with Peter in front of the boob tube, looking for boobs.
A true individual, Chris lumbers to the beat of his own drum. Although physically he's matured early, he still has a way to go intellectually. But just because he's still not clear on where babies come from doesn't mean he's not eager to learn.
and most importantly.....
Stewie Prattled with Fans
Read the Chat Transcript!
Stewie Griffin is a 1-year-old baby with a single goal: Total world domination. He has the voice and manner of an evil Rex Harrison, but he's only recently celebrated the one-year anniversary of his escape from his mother's "cursed ovarian Bastille," in which he was incarcerated for nine gruelling months. Stewie has vowed to defeat his mother's matriarchal tyranny and topple the "gynocracy" she rules.
Just because Lois has narrowly escaped several attempts on her life thus far (from a box of chocolates filled with active grenades to a barrage of arrows shot straight for her head) doesn't mean she's in the clear yet. Stewie might begrudge Lois a modicum of respect for being the worthy adversary she is, but don't be fooled. One day her uppance shall come!
In fact, if it were not for his lack of muscle tone, toilet training and his need for parentally provided sustenance, Stewie would have already gained control over most of the third world, including Canada. Until his dominion over all mankind comes to fruition, anyone or anything that interferes with his grand plan shall be destroyed. And if he can create a machine that controls the weather, what makes you think he won't be able to control you, hmmm?
You've never seen The Family Guy???? It's hilarious! Blows away the Simpsons.
True, the Griffins may be a model family. But the fact of the matter is each member is distinct, complex, and -- yes --a beautiful individual. Find out what in the name of Quonochontaug, Rhode Island is going on in their heads!
I never saw that. Did you see Yes Dear last night? They were playing doubles tennis. One chick hit a line drive & it hit her husband's boss' wife in the boob & bust the silicon...her boob was totally lopsided. It was hilarious. So she went to the hospital & her hubby had them crank it up a notch & give her an couple sizes larger...