Anyone hankering to travel to West Virginia?
The owner of a golf course in West Virginia was confused about paying
an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical
help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
West Virginia University and I need some help. If I were to give you
$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my
earrings."
You gotta love those West Virginia women
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WEST VIRGINIA Mountaineers
A group of W.Va. friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the
others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back
up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried
the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
steal Henry!
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Regarding the year 2000, a senior at W.V.U. was overheard saying ...
"when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in West Virginia."
When asked why,
he stated that everything happens here 20 years later than the rest
of the civilized world.
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The young Mountaineer came running into the store and said to his
buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking
lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young Mountaineer answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the
license number."
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NEWS FLASH! - Morgantown, WV----- West Virginia's worst air
disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by
two West Virginia University students, crashed into a cemetery earlier
today in
Morgantown.
Mountaineer search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far
and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery
efforts.
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A West Virginia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-79. The
trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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Have fun,
Phil
