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Last Post: 11/17/2017 5:40:57 PM - Followers: 1301 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 1

First and foremost - watch this:

Then go here to see if this helps you undersand why you're here:

Then read this if you're still confused:

Then read the stickies at the top of this board.

This thread is designed to allow those members who get suspended a place to cool off, figure out what they did wrong, and eventually, possibly, get out.

Instructions for those new to the Jail:
1) If you have gone to post and see the red alert saying "Your account has been suspended. You can only post to the Jail," then you are in the right place.
2) Figure out what you did wrong (often, you already know).

You can be here in two different scenarios:
1) We could be using the Jail as a temporary holding tank while you cool off and we get a few things straight (this is often the case)
2) We've thrown you in here because you are spamming, being a dolt, using multiple aliases, etc. and need to serve your time

Whatever you do, do NOT sign up for another account to circumvent your suspension.

Q: Should I send you a private msg to discuss this? Why are you ignoring me?
A: You can send a PM to IH Admin or you can post here. Be advised to leave out any vulgarity or reference to nazis and the like. We're not interested in either.

Q: Do you warn before you suspend people?
A: Generally, you've been warned.  But, if egregious actions, then, no, no warning. You're likely absolutely aware of what you did to get suspended so please don't waste any of our time pleading ingorance or innoncence of what you've done to violate the rules.  Just do your time.

Q: What if I think you are wrong about suspending me?
A: We are rarely wrong, but you are welcome to ask.

Current List of Invited Guests:

This board is read-only, except to Invited Guests and Admins.

You are at a fork in the road:

The Long Road Home:

"I didn't do it."  "The other guy made me do it."  "You busted the wrong guy,"  "You just want to harass me."  "I'm going to sue."  "I'm reporting you to [insert favorite acronyms here]" "I don't need this site."  "You all suck."  "I'll just (try to) post from a new account." "You are violating my constitutional rights (and I failed high school civics)."

The Path of Least Resistance:

"Yep, guilty as charged. I acknowledge and regret my actions and I am prepared to accept the consequences. I commit to modify my bad behavior in the future."

Finally, do you resemble the following? If so, you should seriously rethink your approach or you will be spending much time here.


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#108394  Sticky Note New Jailhouse Rule: Satan 12/18/13 02:03:11 PM
#108246  Sticky Note David, I have made the change you requested Satan 12/01/13 02:28:09 PM
#96980  Sticky Note It tells you the release time on your IH Dan (Retired) 07/18/10 12:21:14 AM
#94281  Sticky Note Recommended reading[/t IH Admin [Shelly] 12/14/09 08:03:39 AM
#94141  Sticky Note Look, it's clear you don't like the rules IH Admin [Shelly] 12/02/09 11:03:29 AM
#93890  Sticky Note iHub allows only one account per User. IH Admin [Shelly] 11/16/09 07:10:05 PM
#118356   We are here for the same reason. Money BillionaireEye 11/17/17 05:40:56 PM
#118355   $RMRK looking good, ask thinning, bid growing. Huge Imvitium 11/16/17 10:32:26 AM
#118354   $DIGAF To my understanding the company has raised Momostocktrades 11/16/17 06:17:16 AM
#118353   Grew some roses but they were thorny and OTC_MILLIONAIR 11/16/17 05:41:33 AM
#118352   OK, so I may have suggested troll's self-termination... ColdDarkHole 11/15/17 04:10:12 PM
#118351   GDSI...ready to rock hyperion 11/14/17 11:51:14 PM
#118350   You are in the Jailhouse until August, 2020. Satan 11/14/17 04:01:02 PM
#118348   A moderator should be a neutral party, IH Geek [Dave] 11/13/17 07:32:21 PM
#118347   Dave, your lack of subject matter knowledge is trojon14 11/13/17 12:54:50 PM
#118346   Dave isn't an actual person, just an alias Satan 11/13/17 12:16:03 PM
#118345 TraderCuccia 11/13/17 11:21:36 AM
#118344   We all can make money here. Dave release BillionaireEye 11/12/17 09:59:02 AM
#118343   $USRM 106% UP on 3rd quarterly report. BillionaireEye 11/12/17 08:35:15 AM
#118342   QSIM$ JokerUp 11/12/17 02:29:18 AM
#118341   FRLF iI posted here when pants was at TAKINGAlNS 11/11/17 12:33:08 AM
#118340   but new people to IHub more than likely IH Geek [Dave] 11/10/17 05:04:48 PM
#118339   that's not at all what i am doing, myantis 11/10/17 04:57:04 PM
#118338   Maybe they are cheats or liars. Or, maybe IH Geek [Dave] 11/10/17 04:53:49 PM
#118337   that's not at all what i or others myantis 11/10/17 04:38:07 PM
#118336   Cry me a river. IH Geek [Dave] 11/10/17 04:20:52 PM
#118335   loaded sltk ... see ya next week silverbugz 11/10/17 03:37:12 PM
#118334   Qsim$ getting attention a float of less than JokerUp 11/10/17 03:14:41 PM
#118333   Completely agree, they should be ashamed of themselves! trojon14 11/10/17 02:30:36 PM
#118332   Admins on IHub are biased and a complete myantis 11/10/17 10:59:09 AM
#118331   Qsim$ chart looks mighty nice JokerUp 11/09/17 09:46:19 PM
#118330   Panzer feels fully rehabilitated... Panzer 11/09/17 04:44:58 PM
#118329   Panzer almost outta ihub jailhouse Panzer 11/09/17 04:44:11 PM
#118328   big dip $sltk. someone playing games silverbugz 11/09/17 03:21:03 PM
#118327   Panzer back in 1 more day!! Panzer 11/09/17 09:08:30 AM
#118326   QSIM$ Patents and other news. JokerUp 11/08/17 05:12:25 PM
#118325   TAke a look at LXGTF ... same people silverbugz 11/08/17 12:39:30 PM
#118324   Jailhouse not fun at all Panzer 11/08/17 10:34:14 AM
#118323   Panzer Will be back in 2 more days!! Panzer 11/08/17 10:33:01 AM
#118322   always is 0.0001? meekuu 11/08/17 10:29:07 AM
#118321   Always is 0 meekuu 11/08/17 10:10:13 AM
#118320   Panzer BOOMS much like coffee Panzer 11/07/17 11:29:17 PM
#118319   Many people need Panzer BOOMS!! Panzer 11/07/17 11:28:41 PM
#118318   Panzer counting down days of release Panzer 11/07/17 11:27:59 PM
#118317   QSIM$ boys take a look if u like JokerUp 11/07/17 06:30:21 PM
#118316   Ihub data goes down, stocks running and I'm MasterBidder 11/07/17 04:40:32 PM
#118315   VERT shorting SLTK. management not delivering when needed. silverbugz 11/07/17 11:54:35 AM
#118314   There's an IRP named Harry Satan 11/07/17 07:05:23 AM
#118312   damn... its been a year... jesus time flies JokerUp 11/06/17 10:53:45 PM
#118311   How do i get out of here again? JokerUp 11/06/17 10:48:24 PM
#118310   This bubble in the market is about to TraderCuccia 11/06/17 10:30:14 PM
#118308   look at this ahole 1.42 SLTK! any ideas? silverbugz 11/06/17 12:01:23 PM
#118307   no, pretty soon no bid Churak 11/06/17 11:27:11 AM
#118306   always bid is 0.0001? meekuu 11/06/17 11:26:21 AM
#118305   cause no one wants it... Churak 11/06/17 11:25:06 AM
#118304   why bid is 0.0001 not 0.00020? meekuu 11/06/17 11:23:17 AM