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First and foremost - watch this:

Then go here to see if this helps you undersand why you're here:

Then read this if you're still confused:

Then read the stickies at the top of this board.

This thread is designed to allow those members who get suspended a place to cool off, figure out what they did wrong, and eventually, possibly, get out.

Instructions for those new to the Jail:
1) If you have gone to post and see the red alert saying "Your account has been suspended. You can only post to the Jail," then you are in the right place.
2) Figure out what you did wrong (often, you already know).

You can be here in two different scenarios:
1) We could be using the Jail as a temporary holding tank while you cool off and we get a few things straight (this is often the case)
2) We've thrown you in here because you are spamming, being a dolt, using multiple aliases, etc. and need to serve your time

Whatever you do, do NOT sign up for another account to circumvent your suspension.

Q: Should I send you a private msg to discuss this? Why are you ignoring me?
A: You can send a PM to IH Admin or you can post here. Be advised to leave out any vulgarity or reference to nazis and the like. We're not interested in either.

Q: Do you warn before you suspend people?
A: Generally, you've been warned.  But, if egregious actions, then, no, no warning. You're likely absolutely aware of what you did to get suspended so please don't waste any of our time pleading ingorance or innoncence of what you've done to violate the rules.  Just do your time.

Q: What if I think you are wrong about suspending me?
A: We are rarely wrong, but you are welcome to ask.

Current List of Invited Guests:

This board is read-only, except to Invited Guests and Admins.

You are at a fork in the road:

The Long Road Home:

"I didn't do it."  "The other guy made me do it."  "You busted the wrong guy,"  "You just want to harass me."  "I'm going to sue."  "I'm reporting you to [insert favorite acronyms here]" "I don't need this site."  "You all suck."  "I'll just (try to) post from a new account." "You are violating my constitutional rights (and I failed high school civics)."

The Path of Least Resistance:

"Yep, guilty as charged. I acknowledge and regret my actions and I am prepared to accept the consequences. I commit to modify my bad behavior in the future."

Finally, do you resemble the following? If so, you should seriously rethink your approach or you will be spending much time here.


Free Speech

#108394  Sticky Note New Jailhouse Rule: Satan 12/18/13 02:03:11 PM
#108246  Sticky Note David, I have made the change you requested Satan 12/01/13 02:28:09 PM
#96980  Sticky Note It tells you the release time on your IH Dan (Retired) 07/18/10 12:21:14 AM
#94281  Sticky Note Recommended reading[/t IH Admin [Shelly] 12/14/09 08:03:39 AM
#94141  Sticky Note Look, it's clear you don't like the rules IH Admin [Shelly] 12/02/09 11:03:29 AM
#93890  Sticky Note iHub allows only one account per User. IH Admin [Shelly] 11/16/09 07:10:05 PM
#118664   The worst part about JAILHOUSE... People MM-ing you makinezmoney 01/20/18 01:32:23 PM
#118663   US Government Shutdown...... Jailhouse Not ShutDown makinezmoney 01/20/18 01:22:37 PM
#118662   Free BEER & WINGS for ALL OF US makinezmoney 01/20/18 01:17:42 PM
#118661   A little boring, but my celly managed to White Coal 01/19/18 07:55:49 PM
#118660   Beauty my friend, add in some beer and wings! learningthetruth 01/19/18 07:27:00 PM
#118659   This is my 3rd Post of the DAY makinezmoney 01/19/18 05:13:53 PM
#118658   I'm in JAIL... I'm in JAIL.... WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO makinezmoney 01/19/18 05:12:39 PM
#118657   Post of the Day (and maybe the month): #msg-137814057 Satan 01/19/18 02:10:36 PM
#118656   Does anyone here like 7-layer Nacho Dip ? makinezmoney 01/19/18 11:52:22 AM
#118655   "I've had a few drinks, and I'm in Satan 01/19/18 06:30:37 AM
#118654   Ihub Jail? Oh well.... SuperPacMan 01/18/18 12:30:53 PM
#118653   "He’s a career criminal, convicted of fraud, under Satan 01/18/18 05:55:41 AM
#118651   Excellent post! And familiarly worded.. White Coal 01/17/18 07:14:44 PM
#118650   Is this your first incarceration? Probably 1 week. White Coal 01/17/18 07:02:04 PM
#118649   Im confused about how long I will be kimokahu 01/17/18 02:08:03 PM
#118647   RCGR took a position today. Chart is flagging prayforme 01/12/18 01:56:48 PM
#118646   CCTL EXECS.CAN NOT SEE THE FOREST FROM THE TREES Flojoo 01/11/18 01:22:11 PM
#118645   ELTP is where it's at... forget JAIL SlamDunk89 01/10/18 08:17:33 PM
#118644   "Warning?" "Warning?" iHub don't give no stinkin' warnings...onus Churak 01/10/18 05:55:45 PM
#118643   What is subbed? Like I said, I didn’t Bradley108 01/10/18 05:46:22 PM
#118642   I KNOW!!! I KNOW!!! PLEASE PICK ME!!! Churak 01/10/18 03:10:19 PM
#118641   You subbed because you were reduced to 3 IH Admin [Shelly] 01/10/18 02:36:24 PM
#118640 I see the message admin sent. I Bradley108 01/10/18 01:35:27 PM
#118639   I just started paying for this site and Bradley108 01/10/18 01:18:36 PM
#118638   Spam. Again. IH Geek [Dave] 01/10/18 10:17:35 AM
#118637   Why am I here and how long? SlamDunk89 01/10/18 09:47:36 AM
#118636   FRLF I've been telling you guys for 6 TAKINGAlNS 01/09/18 11:31:34 PM
#118635   oops, wrong board dontpumpme 01/09/18 12:51:13 PM
#118634   surprised not selling into news. Impressive company and dontpumpme 01/09/18 12:26:02 PM
#118633   If you’ll provide me with a copy of IH Geek [Dave] 01/08/18 08:43:07 AM
#118632   TTCM ICO for KLK scheduled for Jan_16! Thousands 9_Lives 01/08/18 08:19:40 AM
#118631   what is this garbage? lol all because i JMoney316 01/07/18 11:51:45 PM
#118630   GEGI Chingga 01/06/18 07:05:20 PM
#118629   Up 100% from my Alert!! 24 hour high General Grievous 01/06/18 01:26:05 PM
#118628   The AMAZON of CBD GRCK ... Chingga 01/06/18 10:12:28 AM
#118627   AMFE-accumulation mode before end of month .. audit General Grievous 01/06/18 12:15:09 AM
#118626   Crypto BITBEAN yum btc-Bitb General Grievous 01/06/18 12:13:43 AM
#118625   Your release date and time are displayed in IH Admin [Edward] 01/04/18 08:53:22 PM
#118624   How long does a poster stay in jail? stocktivity 01/04/18 07:55:51 PM
#118623   A little $WUHN goes a looooong way!! Thor Von Thorson 01/04/18 03:41:56 PM
#118622   $WUHN Wuhan General Group (China), Inc. Thor Von Thorson 01/04/18 03:40:26 PM
#118621   Fun Up 100% from my Alert yee, CBRI General Grievous 01/04/18 02:02:20 AM
#118620   Ripple omg weeeee.. now just need VERGE coin General Grievous 01/04/18 02:01:37 AM
#118619   AMFE .. good time to get in imo.. General Grievous 01/04/18 02:00:46 AM
#118618   Arnh ready to roll! Buyer888 01/02/18 10:00:12 PM
#118615   Flew over our heads Aces7 01/01/18 02:14:03 PM
#118612   $XSUNX Aces7 12/31/17 10:06:31 AM
#118610   Hemp coin hempcoin buy hempcoin Crypto ticker :thc General Grievous 12/30/17 01:55:21 PM
#118609   Ok y was my jail sentence extended IH Geek [Dave] 12/30/17 10:45:34 AM
#118608   Anyone like hempcoin General Grievous 12/30/17 12:07:52 AM