Grand Bend Ontario
Some fast food joint;
Here I sit in stink and vapour
Because there is no toilet paper
After many hours I still linger
I guess I'll have to use my finger
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Please do not throw toothpicks in the toilet, the crabs can pole vault
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If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down
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For a good time call Wayne 555-STUD
OK, maybe I wrote that last one