Grand Bend Ontario Some fast food joint; Here I sit in stink and vapour Because there is no toilet paper After many hours I still linger I guess I'll have to use my finger ---- Please do not throw toothpicks in the toilet, the crabs can pole vault ----- If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down ----- For a good time call Wayne 555-STUD OK, maybe I wrote that last one