THE MOOSE

[Bizreader]

A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day.
That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under an eight-point buck.
“Where is Harry?” asked another hunter.
“He fainted a couple miles up the trail,” Harry’s partner answered.
“You left hi lying there alone and carried the deer back?”
“A tough call,” said the hunter. “But I figured no one is going to steal Harry.

[ABIGIDIOT]

would be highly appreciated if you all could pay your dues and get me the respect i deserve for bringing this service to ya'll !!!! this is an embarrassment to me !!!!

NOTHING LESS THAN # 1 FOR THE MOOSE !!!!

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LETS HIT IT, HUH?

[ABIGIDIOT]

LOL wtf bro, we all here !!!!!! welcome aboard !!! and start doin some asst. moddin, will ya???? LOL

[sidedraft]

Damn, late again!

[jackie2wamoongleason]

MOOOOOOOOSEALICIOUS

[ABIGIDIOT]

13 boardmarks already, and untouchable on the ihub front page !!!! first in i-hub, first in moosedom !!!!

the moose, when let loose, will kick some caboose !!!!!!!

[jackie2wamoongleason]

it will be classic ......id love to see them all go down...this will be huge ...very huge like mr.moose's shat i have to call a backho in to get the shat out of my yard

[rainbow1111]

I'll have to find SEVERAL to hold all that moose meat.

[ABIGIDIOT]

just make sure its fdic insured, errr.. i mean approved !!!

[ABIGIDIOT]

yeh, with diamond at the wheel !!!! with a big azz smile on his face, while hes wearin a j. dimon mask, LOL

[jackie2wamoongleason]

correct its a big moose with a big hammer and big rack its a confused moose with nowhere to run but the moosemoon

[rainbow1111]

I know where to find one. It's down the street, on the corner.

[jackie2wamoongleason]

what a bunch of mooases..moose meat never had it .when this moose runs i hope he gets hit by a car when it hits $24....

[ABIGIDIOT]

your gonna need an commercial sized freezer.

[jackie2wamoongleason]

big rack id prefer i can hang my moose certificates off em during xmas

[rainbow1111]

I'm looking forward to moose meat in my freezer. This is going to be a great hunting season.

[jackie2wamoongleason]

everyone needs to remember this moose blew loose to .40 's on nothing but speculation imagine when the moose turd hits the fan....i cant imagine

[ABIGIDIOT]

doesnt get much more powerful than that, does it?

unless .....hhhmmm... unless, the moose has a big rack???


LMAOFFFFF!!!!

[jackie2wamoongleason]

hammerhead this moose is gonna be huge ...a moose with a big hammer.....everone is gonna want to mount this baby when he starts running

[ABIGIDIOT]

okay... LOL never mind. that disappeared quicker than i could type !!!!!

[ABIGIDIOT]

i see we have some.... how shall i characterize it.... competition?????? or, imposter, perhaps?? LOL

probably will be short lived, unlike our popular, # 1 site !!!

[ABIGIDIOT]

everyone check out "new boards" right in the i-flub living room !!!!

NICE TO BE NUMBER ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WE WILL BE WHEN THE MOOSE STARTS RUNNIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ABIGIDIOT]

u betcha. i bring all the necessary talent in !!!

[Bizreader]

Nice, we have a law student that makes sense among us! Cool.

[ILVMNY]

You're too hilarious.

[ABIGIDIOT]

course i am. hehehe

[ILVMNY]

I think you're kidding me. :)

[jackie2wamoongleason]

Whats the count on the net NOL that will be available to moose from the new law recently passed?

[ILVMNY]

Okay. That's what I do. Just wanted to be sure.

[ABIGIDIOT]

yep, you'll automatically be billed another, like, 4, or 5.95 mo. which they will put in my account.

[ABIGIDIOT]

yes'm. hopefully, shows up on your favorite board section, too, right?

[ILVMNY]

abighammer, this is a premium board?

[ILVMNY]

I hit "add to favorites." That creates a boardmark, right?

[ABIGIDIOT]

we need to get that moose back up on all her 4 legs.... each one of em was busted today. what the hell???

i think we are gonna have a strong close for the week, truthfully. peeps are gettin itchy, for sure. i'd like to see that damn volume pick up too.... always the tell tale sign.

[ABIGIDIOT]

comon, lets get these boardmarks up.... theres more than 8 of ya postin here... !!!!!

[ABIGIDIOT]

hey, u can go elsewhere, and post that, see how long it lasts, LOL

[bluebird50]

okay you actually might be on crack.... lol

[ABIGIDIOT]

welcome aboard, "bow".... notice how i dropped the rain !!! LOL

[ABIGIDIOT]

xactly...anything goes here !!!!!! just no personal attacks... thats a violation, certainly.

wanna talk ge?

wanna talk jpm?

wanna talk aa?

wanna talk to yourself??

its all good !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rainbow1111]

Go Moooooooses. EOM

[ILVMNY]

This is great because it's too hard to stay right on topic. There are too many other related matters to this one. As long as we don't bash anyone, things should be okay here and we can discuss all related matters, or not. :)

[ABIGIDIOT]

what're you laffin at????? hehehe... well, we did cut loose in there a bit with uzualsuspect.. i think, right??? sheeesh... dont get old, memory....goin.... fast.....

[ILVMNY]

LOL

[ABIGIDIOT]

lets get them boardmarks up....huh????? comon... gaz, grazz, or azz, nobody rides for free !!!!

LOL

[ABIGIDIOT]

well, the moose has plenty on the plate, to react to.... lets hope it happens.

[ABIGIDIOT]

lol...yeh, and they caught up to us with a few deletions, too, oh well.

[jackie2wamoongleason]

this moose is gonna run soon.....remember the .40 yard run ,over nothing

[ABIGIDIOT]

whatever works. i'm trying to keep it apropos.

[bluebird50]

If you all wondering why me and Big hammer are acting like a couple of crack heads we pulled a late night harrassing the JPM board...... lol

[bluebird50]

You let meeses slide? lol