Skye Life Ventures Ltd. (fka SKLV)

[Deivid]

Why the Caveat?

[MorningLightMountain]

One may think that making use of this
twist it is possible to send information to the past despite of the
causality. Of course this is wrong

http://www.kuee.kyoto-u.ac.jp/~kitano/paper/slp2/slp2.pdf

http://ieeexplore.ieee.org/Xplore/login.jsp?url=http%3A%2F%2Fieeexplore.ieee.org%2Fiel5%2F2944%2F26754%2F01193073.pdf%3Farnumber%3D1193073&authDecision=-203

[janice shell]

Oh I'm sure QBII could vastly improve on regular old high frequency trading...

[MorningLightMountain]

come on Janice, get with it!!!.....the Reality Bender is for changing REALITY, not time travel.....

(that would be their "negative delay group propagation stack", which gives then info from the future, enabling traders to beat the market!!!!)

PS: someone should tell these guys that QBII might corner the market:

http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=67408145

Financial Trading at the Speed of Light
Technology has allowed the pace of financial trading to approach its theoretical limits

By DAVID SCHNEIDER / OCTOBER 2011

Once upon a time, stock exchanges were packed with traders running, shouting, and elbowing one another on an open trading floor. Today, virtually all stock trading is done, well, virtually—through massive, globally interlinked computer systems. The rates of these transactions are now limited only by technology and, increasingly, by the speed of light. So a costly arms race has begun for telecommunications and network links that can give traders a competitive edge as small as a few tens of microseconds.

[janice shell]

Nothing beats time travel, really.

[rbtree]

Yes and you get to

"Ride Captain Ride, Upon your Mystery Ship"

And

"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave"

Be sure to live it up.....

[rbtree]

Ah I see why you are all congregated here today...for entertainment poipoises....

[dulan1]

enough for a 25% divy profit!!!!

[janice shell]

Yes. The online pharmacy and the forex trading site were supposed to fund the company's "research".

I wonder how much money there is in selling Viagra from India online...

[MorningLightMountain]

that explains much.....

[MorningLightMountain]

clowns????.....this Co put out a statement about the SPECIFIC IMPULSE of a reactionless drive.....those the clowns you mean???.....

in cased you missed it, that's an impossibility, since specific impulse is a measure of reaction-propellant performance by definition.....there are other issues in this claim that are absurd as well, such as the violation of conservation of momentum, etc, but when sentence-one contains a glaring example of a complete lack of understanding of the terminology by some self-proclaimed quantum wizards....well, that works too for the circus!!!!....

then there are reality benders (and condos!!!), claims of signal time travel, etc, etc.....this Co is the WORSE that I have ever seen for pseudoscience claims.....

Coherently Controlling the 2012 Presidential Elections

We operate proprietary devices that unleash the incredible power of quantum control on the statistical randomness of our shared reality. Our devices produce useful control over otherwise random systems and statistics. We will be aiming our devices at the election of our selected candidate for US President in the November 2012 elections.

http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=72310100

[janice shell]

Just having a little fun, dear.

[dulan1]

Janice, things a little boring in the last couple days at the CMKX board??
Why are you three clowns posting here??

[MorningLightMountain]

how about reality-bending condos??? (for starters)

http://www.realitybender.com/condo/qbitintro.html

[janice shell]

In other words, you will collect dividend money and THEREAFTER pay money to Quantumbit as a Sponsor. Its that simple. You collect money as a QBII shareholder then pay some of it to Quantumbit.

Um, and just why would anyone want to do that?

Sponsorship is how you can participate in Quantumbit's technology development and get to use and support what we are building.

I could use an electrosonocentrifusor?

OMIGOD!! I'm IN!!

[MorningLightMountain]

what's your take on this??? TIA

(perpetual motion dividend??? lol!!!)

http://www.quantumbit.com/html/sponsoronline.html

http://www.quantumbit.com/html/sponsorshipfaq.html

Here's the thing. Suppose you have QBII shares on deposit in your brokerage account and your brokerage lends them to someone who sells them to another buyer. Therefore, you and the new buyer both own the same QBII shares, right?

Suppose QBII shares paid a dividend. Then you would collect dividend money on your shares through your brokerage account. The new shareholder ("new buyer" in the preceding paragraph) would also collect a dividend. The person who borrowed the QBII shares and sold them would have to match the dividend and pay that money to your brokerage from whom they borrowed the QBII shares. Pretty neat when you think about it, Quantumbit can pay a dividend of some total amount but shareholders through brokerages can collect more money (total) than Quantumbit paid out. The "extra money" comes from those people who have borrowed and sold QBII shares, in essence the people who have bet that QBII's price will go down end up supplying the "extra money". In simplest terms, QBII shareholders can collect extra money from those people that have bet against us!

[janice shell]

Well hey. Perpetual motion machines have always been popular.

[janice shell]

Perhaps they'll put out some PRs in the wake of the big r/s. I'm SURE they'll be issuing some stock.

[MorningLightMountain]

the rocket scientists in houston must be wincing......"high specific impulse" for something that does not use reaction propellant???....I would call that impossible by definition....

physics 101:

http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=19783279

"""In addition it is important that thrust and specific impulse not be confused with one another. The specific impulse is a measure of the impulse per unit of propellant that is expended"""

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Specific_impulse

[SevenTenEleven]

Then it should get interesting. Will try to watch it and do a little DD.

[janice shell]

I'll bet Skillern has a lot of fun making this stuff up. He always did have a vivid imagination, even when he was helping his Dad out with insurance fraud.

[SevenTenEleven]

I can't even begin to pronounce electrosonocentrifusors. My spell check doesn't know what to do with it either.

[MorningLightMountain]

why bother, just book a trip on the REALITY BENDER to a universe with financial prosperity.....lol!!!

[janice shell]

What?? You don't think electrosonocentrifusors are INTERESTING?

[SevenTenEleven]

QBII - Some companies do turn around post-RS. Will check back on this one from time to time. Anything interesting comes up let me know.

[MorningLightMountain]

prior "share restructuring" years ago.....what a guy!!!:

http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/replies.aspx?msg=24988243

[SevenTenEleven]

QBII - This will be a fun one to watch. LOL!

[janice shell]

CYGX was (is) a medical company with all kinds of zany claims. I forget the details. There was a lot of ranting about NSS.

Skillern's a real snake oil salesman. His specialty seems to be pseudoscience, in fact. And he usually manages to hook some people.

[MorningLightMountain]

years back I did some looking into this guy and his claims.......took about 10 minutes to see QBIT (old ticker) was apparently an outrageous pseudoscience scheme...

PS: there was a religious twist to this as well, if I recall their old website, with all the bible stuff (religion, cold fusion, "time travel", quantum mechanics, etc....what a mix!!!)......don't recall CYGX though, what was their claim to fame......the philosophers stone???

[janice shell]

"Transdimensional Craft Reservation": $75

Sounds pretty reasonable. What's the seating like? Do you get free drinks?

[janice shell]

We always enjoy discussing our work,please enquire.

Scary.

[janice shell]

You know, I think I vaguely recall Skillern from some other penny company. But I can't place it...

Ahhhh yes. It was Cytogenix. CYGX.

[Slojab]

There haven't been any revenues shown in any of their filings. Yet there are testimonials! Very funny stuff, btw. lol

It would take the SEC less than half an hour to determine whether this company should exist.

[MorningLightMountain]

Make your "reality bender" reservation now!!!

http://www.realitybender.com/condo/ss3craft.html

"Transdimensional Craft Reservation": $75

[Slojab]

Probably working on it.

This sounds like a replacement for the flux capacitor.

Degassing experiments for electrosonocentrifusor that Qbit hopes to develop into a turbine like device that uses hydrogen "nanonova" as its energy source

[MorningLightMountain]

what, no time travel trading???

http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=20851840

[Slojab]

Little ceramic thingies and magnetizing carbon pales in comparison with this company's claims! LOL!

[MorningLightMountain]

http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=19783279

[MorningLightMountain]

I consider this "Co" the most outlandish I have ever seen for techology claims....I'm no stranger to quantum mechanics, and call BS

(reality bender, LOL!!!.....they also once touted working on a reactionless propulsion drive for spacecraft, and other nonsense during various iterations of this scheme)


http://www.quantumbit.com/html/index.html

The Company is developing quantum control technology including its application to the superposed realities of many worlds with our brand "Reality Bender".

The Company supports the development of prediction technology and wireless power.

We always enjoy discussing our work,please enquire.

[Slojab]

So, this isn't a spoof?

QBII is a real company?

I guess noone would care to learn they did a R/S, huh?

•Capital Change=shs decreased by 1 for 6000 split. Pay date=01/30/2012.

This is by far the oddest filing I've ever read.....

Quantum Bit Induction Technology, Inc.
Special Notice - August 1, 2011
Quantum Bit is focusing its development energy and resources on quantum control
technology. This is the technology with which we have the strongest proprietary interest. We
have the longest and most successful experience with quantum control technology. Most
importantly, quantum control is the most world changing, impactful, and important
technology with which we have worked, or for that matter, ever heard about. We believe it is
in the best interest of the Company, our shareholders, and our shared world that Quantum Bit
devote itself to perfecting quantum control and its technical applications.

And this is one of the best statements.....

The Company continues to protect and develop its technical work. The Company was founded to pursue
the technologies that sound theory was telling serious science were possible. In our history we have
taken tight budgets and attempted to commercialize. Most of the money raised by the Company came
from its founders over the years and our mission progress continues. We have historically raised capital
and expensed the money on technical work. We have learned in the recent few years this is corporately
unsound.

[MrDemas]

Was interesting Reading. But just like all the P&D's on the OTC. 99.9% BS. I'll have to dump the idea of even getting near this one. Wonder how it ever hit the Advancer's list in the 1st place. Some Privato P&D I assume. Smells like a Duck, Walks, Quacks, what ya gonna call it?

[MorningLightMountain]

Lol, guess they are still working on the REALITY BENDER

http://www.realitybender.com/condo/craft.html

http://www.realitybender.com/condo/ss3craft.html

[Joefyffe]

lol

[truthhurts]

I don't know if your dentist is a fraud or not..

Just like the QBII fake office and labs...I have never seen your teeth.

[Joefyffe]

I guess there have never been any businesses that have started out in the garage or basement of a house and just maybe had a UPS Store or maybe a Post Office Box as an address to eliminate the posibility of a large volume of business mail from coming to the house (some cities have operating a business at home restrictions)...I guess I had better stop going to my dentist's office since he converted a house into a business that due to the growth of the town has been re-zoned as a business zone...after all the receptionist sits in what used to be the kitchen with a window between her and the living room, files are kept in the former dining room, the living room is now a waiting room and the former bedrooms are now exam rooms...he might be a fraud!!

Show the proof or get over it!

[truthhurts]

The Company's 'office' & lab locations...

are also science fiction and figments of imagination.

Nothing but a mail drop and a bunch of fake PR's is the substance of this company.

[honest skeptic]

While most of the stuff on the QBIT website seems science fictional, they cite technology on Negative Group Delay. They give a link to an article in an IEEE peer reviewed journal. The journal article seems real enough. Does QBIT get some credit for this or are they just trying to ride former associates coat tails?

[MrPoppaGeorgeo]

lol Yes, from "Back to the Future" the movie. :) Having some fun

[honest skeptic]

Molti grazi Poppa. So, it is just fun with words?

[MrPoppaGeorgeo]

Flux capacitor and 1.21 jigawatts lol