Rocky Mountain High Brands Inc (RMHB)

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

Everything is in place now. We are well set up for the climb from market cap $3 million to $450 million. The leaking roof has been fixed and the leaky sprinklers turned off. We'll soon be rolling in clover and lighting our cigars with $100 bills.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

The directors don't deserve to be given obsequious thanks by shareholders for doing the job they are paid to do. In any case they haven't even done it - the June and September financial reports (unaudited of course) are well overdue and they say they are "working to remedy" the situation. One can only wonder since it is "imperative" (their word) that reports be filed in a timely manner then why aren't they? The are condemned as being negligent by their own admission.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

It's showing great resilience. Strong firm base to begin the blast-off from market cap $3 million to market cap $450 million and world class stardom.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

Yep, market cap up from $3 million to $450 million a piece of cake. It mightn't even take the 2 years. Once consumers get a taste for our fabulous drinks the sky is the limit. World class company in the making. We'll be able to tell the boss to stick his job up his jumper and live the super-rich life style in luxurious retirement.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

It needs to get a lot higher than 3 cents. adirondickhi is looking for $1 to sell out at and the ducks-in-a-row guy and Paul want to see $5

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

If high pH water is so good for you then who would want to buy Eagle Spirit Spring water at pH 7.8 when the new RMH Sparkling Water has a pH 9.5? Come to think of it we haven't heard anything of Eagle Spirit water for some time. Have the Poafpybitty Family ridden off into the Oklahoma sunset?

[oilsleuth]

The leaking roof and leaky sprinklers sure rained on their parade.

[Anvil]

Pauly 3 fingers really needs to use grammar check before releasing news, SMH

[oilsleuth]

There's not a lot of news to unpack in that.

First quarter 2023 results and full 2022 were reported some time back.

Production at the relocated factory has been seriously impeded by delays in equipment supply and installation, a leaking roof and a leak from the sprinklers.

They are producing a new line of drinks (bottled) called ElectroSport in four flavors, and another new line (canned) called Rocky Mountain High 9.5pH Sparkling Water also in four flavors.

"The Company is working to remedy its Form 10-Q filings deficiencies for the 2nd and 3rd quarters of 2023. It is imperative that the Company timely files all of its periodic financial reports. It has taken the necessary steps to ensure timely reporting going forward."

That's all folks.

[oilsleuth]

Rocky Mountain High Brands Discusses Triumphs, Challenges and Future - Press Release 11/30/2023

https://www.otcmarkets.com/stock/RMHB/news/Rocky-Mountain-High-Brands-Discusses-Triumphs-Challenges-and-Future?id=423222

[oilsleuth]

Even world class liners can sink.

[Hobie Cat]

I’m thinking that there are only a few deck chairs left on this one.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

But if someone believed in the purported health benefits of CBD (more anecdotal than proven) they would be far more likely to take it in concentrated form (like the woman in the pic) than dither around with it in soft drinks.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

We mustn't despair. Nil desperandum as the Romans used to say when they weren't telling each other Rome wasn't built in a day.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

There's a smell of death about adirondickhi's wannabe world class company.

Reasonable on-subject posts are being deleted while uninformative and irrelevant garbage posts hold sway.

Trying to hush up solid opinion and facts doesn't work Ronnie and Oscar. You clowns never learn. RMHB is two Quarters behind with its reporting - June and September, and the Yield sign is back on. There has been no reporting of substance since the move to the new site back in April and shareholders are completely in the dark. It's looking like a bust.

[oilsleuth]

I don't think the other board appreciates being the butt of jokes here (_o_)

[Hobie Cat]

Wow! This world class company that is heading to the moon (_o_) sure does know how to protect the value of their stock. The market’s reaction to the strategic and timely leak of the huge announcement protected the fall in value by only 50%! With that kind of management who needs financials!

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

We need to start asking not only about the June quarterly but the September one as well.

The last I heard of Paul was he was looking for a tall building to jump from.

[oilsleuth]

The stooge says there is a Giant Foods step coming soon. Sounds a bit like the giant leap for mankind of the moon landing (_o_)

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

The article "Subjects Report That CBD Products Provide Stress Relief" is sophomore level playtime and not real research.

It was not a blind test with a control group and conducted by qualified researchers but by "investigators" associated with the Medical School (i.e. fellow students?). The nearly(??) 400 adults tested could well have been pot-sympathising college kids who knew what was being tested and replied accordingly. The self-reported results of the "quasi-experimental study" (they got that bit right) scream PLACEBO EFFECT (giving the benefit of the doubt there was not some helpful lying also going on).

The "study" is completely worthless and should not have been given the respectability of being printed and seeing the light of day.

https://norml.org/news/2023/11/16/study-subjects-report-that-cbd-products-provide-stress-relief/

[Hobie Cat]

I think the dysfunctional gov’t is still the problem.

[oilsleuth]

A company stooge on the other board says someone will be "very proud" to have bought 100,000 at .0027 (cost to the garrulous big spender was $270). The said stooge doesn't explain why the present price is so shamefully low as it is nor say something helpful about when to expect the long overdue June quarter financials. His little attempted pump about some new deal coming has been treated derisively by the market which is all too familiar with the many abortive past deals.

[oilsleuth]

Wow great recovery from .0002 to .0072 and back on track to becoming world class.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

What is the purpose of putting CBD in widely available soft drinks? (apart from trying to separate the gullible public from its money). Oh right, it's all about "wellness". ROFL. Judging by the share price the market is onto the caper.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

These "studies" by marijuana pushers never explain why the general public needs to be indiscriminately dosed with dilute CBD via cans of soft drink. They assume that the CBD will be taken in truly medicinal amounts by sufferers of pain.

[oilsleuth]

The other board has provided irrefutable proof that the RMHB team based at Plano TX is headed for becoming World Class because the World Series champs Texas Rangers home ground is in Arlington TX which is only 31 miles away. It means that big-time losers must be able to become big-time winners through geographical proximity and how it's not over 'til it's over (as a famous man once said).

Houston we are preparing for takeoff with Rocket High Energy leading the way.

To da moon! (_o_)

[Hobie Cat]

“Turn out the lights, The party's over
They say that all Good things must end
Call it a night, The party's over
And tomorrow starts The same old thing again”

Good night RMHB, maybe someday the moon! (_o_)

[oilsleuth]

LL is strapping in for the moon shot: "a rescheduling of cannabis would send us to the moon" (_o_)

[oilsleuth]

Pickle is undermining confidence and letting down the side by daring to ask what has happened to the June financials.

[oilsleuth]

The new Speaker says he believes in miracles so there is still hope.

[Hobie Cat]

Natives are getting restless on the other board.

[Hobie Cat]

Yes Oil, now that the dysfunctional government has been solved with securing the new Speaker, the market moved favorably by minimizing the near 17% drop in value for the stock today. The moon is the limit for this world class company! (_o_)

[oilsleuth]

Now that there is a Speaker elected and Congress is functional again the first order of business should be moving the marijuana legislation on through and then authorizing a big shipment of Rocket High Energy to Israel.

[Hobie Cat]

WOW Oil, I thought it was just a dysfunctional government!

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

Still no June Quarter report. Schwab believes it is responsibly protecting its more naive clients from rashly buying blind. In my opinion it would be better to let fools buy in the dark if they think up to date information about poorly performing companies doesn't matter. There is no cure for stupidity so let them throw away their money if they wish. That is if they really are buying and not just trying their hands at pumping the stock on message boards. All claims by anonymous individuals to have bought shares are simply worthless verbiage. Especially on boards run by low-life grifters and stooges like this one.

[vegasandre]

all things considered...that was pretty funny

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

It's quite like old times with pickle coming out of retirement to share with us his important Instagram discoveries and how we can live full and satisfying lives by drinking copious quantities of Rocket High Energy.

Now if we can only get the dysfunctional Congress fixed so they can carry out as their first item of business the freeing up of marihuana availability then we will be well on the way again to becoming the world class company we are destined to be. The old rallying cry of "To da moon!" will reverberate again, and I would like to propose that the moon symbol (_o_) be incorporated into all future posts as a sign of our solidarity.

[oilsleuth]

Now that Pickle has retired from his Videos role (because of burnout from overwork?) he might be going to make occasional appearances as a celebrity guest.

[Hobie Cat]

Oh my, Pickle dropped in on the other board….on a Saturday night of all things! Nothing better to do?! Wait a minute, what am I doing reading the other board on Saturday night?!!! Dang that dysfunctional government!

[oilsleuth]

I just caught it in time

LL is doing a great job as the board's chief political analyst and keeping us up to date with developments in the dysfunctional House standoff. They don't seem to care they are holding up the progress of a world class corporate giant in the making.

[Hobie Cat]

Wow! Oil, I’ll bet that post set a new record for being wiped from the board! Yeah, I think it’s time for LL to leave the ranch …putting hope in a “functional” government to….some life vest.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

Short selling is not the reason RMHB's share price is so abysmal. Try instead its poor performance over years and the mountains of dilution. Your fanatical deletings because of "evil short sellers" is just a front for the unjustified censorship of fair opinion which lays out the real state of affairs. All your mad deletions have not helped the share price one iota but denied this sorry excuse for a message board of good wholesome discussion. Practically everything that remains posted here is just irrelevant guff. Any passer by reading this board would think that if so many mental defectives are shareholders it doesn't look to be a very good investment. The fact is you are a bloody menace and do more harm than good for the Company's prospects with your erroneous postings and despicable antics.

[vegasandre]

I am still here.
trying on getting those ducks to walk in a straight line...
they wander sometimes...

[oilsleuth]

Maybe RMHB take on George Santos as a consultant and see if he can talk it up for them?

[Hobie Cat]

“Paint job!”, that was a frik’n massacre!! Nearly 43% plummet! Damn that dysfunctional Congress!

[oilsleuth]

Things must be pretty crook when they don't even bother to do a late Friday paint job, so letting it ride at 0.0032 over the weekend. But at least ronnie is still working hard on the deletions over there.

The ducks-in-a-row guy andrevegas was talking a while back about $5 soon. Haven't heard anything from him lately.

[Hobie Cat]

I suspect that “all the BS” was in deed hemp infused.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

The floodgates are open already adirondickhi, the tears of the bewildered who got sucked in by all your BS.

[Hobie Cat]

Wow, another stellar south day for this world class company!

[oilsleuth]

Congress has rather more pressing matters to consider than marihuana legalisation. And even if it were to happen it would not directly benefit RMHB, at least not for the foreseeable future. That little lou guy needs to relax more, maybe try swinging more like Lou Gehrig who would no doubt be one of YLF's heroes.