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Subject: FW: Film Test Very interesting.....works
This maths test can predict your all time most watched film, mine was Star Wars.
Try it without looking at the answers.
It works!
Pick a number from 1 - 9.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3, then multiply by 3 again.
You will get your answer by adding the two digits together to find your all time favourite movie.
Good Luck
It is:
1. Gone with the wind.
2. Aliens.
3. Oliver
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump.
6. Saving Private Ryan.
7. Jaws.
8. Grease.
9. The joy of Anal Sex with male goats & leather clad gay boys.
10. Mary Poppins.
They're pretty, aren't they? Very, very shiny. (Very, very hot, too.) No greenhouse, just a terrace. I buy live plants every spring. I've never had a problem with caterpillars. Some peppas get aphids early in the season, but they're easy enough to deal with. And stinkbugs like to suck the juice out of the very hot ones, for some reason. That's annoying, but can also be dealt with.
Peppas are pretty easy to grow.
Bob and the Blonde
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob , saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money...
those purple peppers look delicious..candy like..very nice! i use to grow peppers tha ti bought from home depot ...caterpillars always killed them.do you have a green house
Ever seen a Goalie kick a goal from inside the box?
I have. Not exactly what he expected...
the only funny thing about this is that I can't get a girl to dance this way for me... I mean without payin' her...
I don't think I'd be laughing if I were her!
I'd a be skeedaddling!
IronNippalz, What a Board!
My contribution:
For your other board;
What you wish you could do to your favorite mods;
Penny Stock CEO;
You got some funny shiznit here. Keep up the good work!
Good luck.
That would make a good bumper sticker.
"People are stupid" lol
Yup. very funny stuff. people are stupid.
That's a riot!
I'm not familiar with that site.
Is it for real?
how a butterfly destroyed my neighbors house
"http://img202.imageshack.us/flvplayer.swf?f=Phowabutterflydestroyedm"
or a party dress.....
i wouldn't want to meet up with her in broad daylight. especially in broad daylight. can you imagine her in a mini skirt? lololol
or fail to satisfy her..lol
no I don't think so
hate to meet up with her in a dark ally.
crap!
Oh, now that just HAS to be a photoshopped pic!
PLEASE tell me it's photoshopped!
I always pictured him more like this...
or maybe...
or even....
Mine has a V8...
We appreciate all the effort you put into it! LOL
WHOA!!! lol
That was perfect timing, eh?
god dam..it took me all morning to get that converted and posted...lol
LOLOLOLOLOL
"Now if I can just figure out how to get this straw in my mouth."
Can't do that and talk on the cell phone at the same time!
The only way I know how is with a program such as this...
http://www.imageconverterplus.com/how-to-convert/wmf_gif.html
hey Iron....
how do I convert a WMV to GIF?? in lamens terms pls...lol
In case anyone did not know...
http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=42213389
Dirty Jokes
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1. Two fleas on a pussy. One's a burglar and the other one's a junkie.
> How can you tell them apart? The burglar is hiding in the bush and the
> junkie is sniffing the crack.
>
>
> 2. The most common sexual position in married couples is doggy style.
> Husband sits and begs for pussy and the wife rolls over and plays dead.
>
>
> 3. The sex Professor asks, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while
> you're having an orgasm?" Woman replies, "Probably deer hunting with his
> buddies."
>
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> 4. Quote of the day: Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on
> your cousin. Sure it tastes the same, but it just ain't right!
>
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> 5. Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their
> nuts!
>6. A man comes home and shouts "Honey pack your bags, I just hit the
> lottery!" She says "Oh my god, what should I pack?" He replies
> "Everything, GET THE FU_K OUT!"
Some girls have it down...
projectile vomit -it's more common in boys,
not surprised. spastic creatures?
One in 500 babies is born with this condition!
industrial strength or just regular puke? :)
LOLOL!! That's very funny! They really are such sweet little things...
in 7th grade, tarny perkins gifted me with a rat that we had passed back and forth during mrs. faus's home room class.
true love. mind you tarny chased me around with "creepy crawlers" during recess and lunch in seventh grade.
we were both late bloomers.
anyway, i gave tarny's rat to my grandma. she trained him well in his new santa barbara life. every happy hour he would don a sarape and straw hat as he sat on the couch next to her.
wish i could remember his name and could put my hand on the poloraids to prove it.
really funny stuff. such endearing creatures. personality plus.
do you have a pic for projectile
vomiting? i don't need to see it. that pretty much covered it
for me.
ummm pretzel peppahs? porky little pappas.
or should i say healthy?
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