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Dirty Jokes

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1. Two fleas on a pussy. One's a burglar and the other one's a junkie.

> How can you tell them apart? The burglar is hiding in the bush and the

> junkie is sniffing the crack.

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> 2. The most common sexual position in married couples is doggy style.

> Husband sits and begs for pussy and the wife rolls over and plays dead.

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> 3. The sex Professor asks, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while

> you're having an orgasm?" Woman replies, "Probably deer hunting with his

> buddies."

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> 4. Quote of the day: Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on

> your cousin. Sure it tastes the same, but it just ain't right!

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> 5. Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their

> nuts!



>6. A man comes home and shouts "Honey pack your bags, I just hit the

> lottery!" She says "Oh my god, what should I pack?" He replies

> "Everything, GET THE FU_K OUT!"