Men's Campfire

[getmoreshares]

MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Trinityz1]

Here's one for you:

I tried donating blood today…

NEVER AGAIN!

Too many stupid questions:
Who’s blood is it? Where did you get it from?
Why is it in a bucket?

[Gmenfan]

LMAO!!!

[getmoreshares]

...but make sure to stop as soon as you need glasses, buddy. pic.twitter.com/YShxND9DDn

— Steve (@oldguy_steve) October 21, 2023

[getmoreshares]

pic.twitter.com/Gn78BkN3Me

— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) October 20, 2023

[Trinityz1]

well
put a new plug in 25 mile fence charger on around my septic field
which is about 500 feet of polywire in total in a double loop.....
damn bucket fed calf we saved last spring kept going in there

I'm planning on mixing him back with the herd by letting them into HIS
pasture and don't want them on my septic field either

I'd fixed one short in the line and my tester goes to 9.9 and it buried it

so I figured he wasn't grounding when saw him back in there
so I had some Old 1st try polywire that's pretty small, about 1/16 of an inch
in diameter.....so I ran it down by the ground all the way around to the end
around each T post really setting up a REALLY good ground.

in the way I found a new short in main 1/4" polywire 1/2 way and repaired it
and turned on the unit...and no short....and just left it on and kept going

well right at the end I wasn't in the best position in a corner
and was being wary of the hot wire but didn't notice up close
I'd left a tail sticking out from the end while sitting there on the ground...
So there I was trying to reach in to the end where it was tight to reach
and about 2-3 inches above my forehead, through my hat....I touched
that 6 inch tail sticking out, cuzz my old age vision....up close ain't so hot...
that top notch polywire is green and couldn't tell it from the grass
So I was kneeling hooking up the end around the last T post base
which is attached to metal horse fence to which the unit is grounded.

it flattened me face first on the ground...I dropped like a rock....
my legs went straight back and I was lying face down......
felt something like a hammer hitting my skull and heard a Kee-RACK!
that sounded like LIGHTNING....I'm still a little fuzzy from my homemade
electrotherapy

even now I picked up Russian Radio on one gold crown....
and then one from South Africa at the same time in another gold crown....
ok....just kidding about the radio stations....I only got China.....*chuckle*
but joking aside the rest is gospel truth....I'm even still a little wobbly

now I'm wondering if might harm the poor little feller.....if he touches that wire
even once....I'm betting he never goes near it again. It's hot enough to make
them paranoid about electric fences. I'm afraid to test it now and blow out
my nifty store bought electric fence tester. ©

[pos_stock_hoarder]

However gets the beer gets bragging rights about getting a little head.

On the beer. But you leave that part off!

[back2basics]

That woman knows how to take care of business.

Okie D

[Trinityz1]

talk about a wet dream

[Gmenfan]

[Trinityz1]

"If you're going to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh or they'll kill you."
- George Bernard Shaw

[getmoreshares]

Honest Reaction pic.twitter.com/fiFDUzGa9F

— CCTV IDIOTS (@cctvidiots) August 31, 2023

[getmoreshares]

pic.twitter.com/KXkY0UGWI5

— Mens_Corner__ (@Mens_Corner__) August 29, 2023

[Trinityz1]

don't think Clint would like the "hating" part
because it's more like ignoring and just going on past
or pushing them out of the way.....
and just getting it done....

hating just lowers one down to the level of those in the way.....

just sayin'........

[Gmenfan]

[getmoreshares]

pic.twitter.com/HWTqLXPpy8

— TheyCallMeDoc (@TheyCallMeDoc1) August 29, 2023

[getmoreshares]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/Au6js58Jq4

— 💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ (@BigBearF1) August 27, 2023

[getmoreshares]

pic.twitter.com/QWwkceNWAJ

— Mens_Corner__ (@Mens_Corner__) August 27, 2023

[getmoreshares]

pic.twitter.com/DZCEQiwxqH

— Jokerswild (@JokersWildUK) August 28, 2023

[Gmenfan]

Guess something else using my hands is also not going to happen.

[Flobewan]

Way to get more BEAKS, LOLOL

[back2basics]

Yeah Baby! That's it!

Dirty B2B

[getmoreshares]

pic.twitter.com/0mwmZgB9YK

— 1776 2.0? (@ChrisSi39851937) August 26, 2023

[back2basics]

Woooo uoooo woooo.

Girl ghosts are gonna get ya, getmo.

B2B

[getmoreshares]

pic.twitter.com/uDut0MVYFw

— 1776 2.0? (@ChrisSi39851937) August 26, 2023

[Gmenfan]

Not any more according to some.

[getmoreshares]

I Say Sir I Bloody Say TICKLED Old No.2 WATT 🤣🤣🤣👌 pic.twitter.com/3Sp4gUrpxk

— BloodyLoveLeh (@No2ofTheBLB) August 25, 2023

[getmoreshares]

🙈🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/xz0L6Jm6FQ

— PAUL ALIEN 9💎🔞🔞🔞 (@PhilipL47837986) August 24, 2023

[getmoreshares]

No I didn’t 🙈 pic.twitter.com/F8jFGX7sBq

— PAUL ALIEN 9💎🔞🔞🔞 (@PhilipL47837986) August 24, 2023

[back2basics]

VERY FUNNY!!!!

B2B

[getmoreshares]

https://twitter.com/QuabbinR/status/1694730308308832277

[getmoreshares]

😬😆😆😆😆 pic.twitter.com/yh9v8U2DhL

— Wi-no Trmpwan (@UnoTrmpwan2) August 23, 2023

[getmoreshares]

😂😂 https://t.co/bQ7VIfiVRE

— 𝓜𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓮 💜 (@Michele21672) August 19, 2023

[Trinityz1]

LOL!

[pos_stock_hoarder]

Yet, they invent such great stuff......................

[getmoreshares]

!!!!!!!!!! tried to remove the first link-- for some reason - it did not show in the edit post! So, left it!

[Gmenfan]

Her - Who do you please with that little thing?

Him ---- ME!

[Gmenfan]

Ahhh, I didn't see that one, thanks!!!

[getmoreshares]

there is a second video -- below - flying hot dog

[pos_stock_hoarder]

Reminds me of ....

Her: Your organ is a bit small.

Him: Well, I didn't know I'd be playing a cathedral!!!!!

[Gmenfan]

That's the one I replied to.

[getmoreshares]

https://twitter.com/BuckeyeBitch/status/1691109606540668928

[Gmenfan]

Or stating that it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

[getmoreshares]

🙈💒👰🤵‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/Qeo5bOFikR

— PAUL ALIEN 9💎🔞🔞🔞 (@PhilipL47837986) August 14, 2023

[back2basics]

OMG!!!!!!

B2B

[back2basics]

LOL.. That's my story and I'm stick'n to it

B2B

[getmoreshares]

pic.twitter.com/WNsd9UiOv1

— 1776 2.0? (@ChrisSi39851937) August 14, 2023

[pos_stock_hoarder]

[getmoreshares]

https://twitter.com/aTeXan575/status/1689346468115578880

[Trinityz1]

Some here are old enough to remember when men were men...

if anything, you gave each other shit....in good fun
and you struck gold if you got under a guy's skin....
and you might even take off running....hell I did
played pranks....some got out of hand....
but never out of meaness, it was always in good fun
watching some of the old movies from the late 30's and early 40's
that's what they do even in those movies....I laugh my butt off at it....

had a room mate MANY years ago, we were really good friends
one night in the dark---here came a dirty sock across the room that hit me in the face
until I hit him with a dirty underwear likewise

one of us would start that crap if we couldn't sleep, and of course I was just nodding
off that night when he did it.....to see the other wake up with a dirty sock across his face

and he got the paper every day with a rubber band on it
and he stuck 'em on the door knob by his bed
so----*zing* across the room in the dark and he popped me in the nose with a rubberband.....
and my friggin' crooked fingers from Sister Yolanda breakin' em because I wrote left-handed,
I couldn't hit him for crap...it finally pissed me off
well we had wrist rockets we used to use hunting ducks on a nearby pond at night
and he used to drink cocoa with little marshmallows sometimes

Now keep in mind we had both undressed and went to bed in our underwear
when I finally got pissed.....and had spots all over me from those rubber bands
I grabbed my wrist rocket, ran to the kitchen and grabbed his bag of little marshmallows
he popped me in the ass with a rubber band he'd pulled back over a foot as I ran by....
lights were on at that point
and he had jumped up to pop me with another and was looking at me with that wrist rocket
pulled clear back to my shoulder aimed right at his balls

I fired, he jumped Up and it missed him and he saw it sink into the sheetrock KERSMACK!
He said looked back and said DAMN! and HEY! Hold on There!
Only to see me drawing back again aiming for his privates......
and it hit him right in the right thigh just to the side of his manjunk
He went straight up in the air well over 3 feet....and I saw blind rage come over him
on the way up and it was like slow mo as he was coming back down
I threw the wrist rocket and marshmallows up in the air and ran out the door
wearing nothing but my underwear and it was -27º that night....

he stopped at the door and slammed it shut and locked it
now we lived in a smaller 2 story apt building with parking all around
across from a high school and a town cop was the bldg mgr....
and there I was hiding from high school kids driving around
and people from the bldg....until after about 45 minutes
I couldn't take it anymore......snuck up to our 2nd story apt door
and it was now unlocked......opened the door and said can I come in?
he croaked....IF I COULD GET UP, I'd SHOOT YOUR ASS...
come on in....his leg...OMG.....had a black blood blister over 6 inches across

he could barely move......well that ended the dirty sock throwing and rubber band crap
he jumped in the tub, turned on the shower, and popped that monster with a pocket knife
took him about 3 weeks to get back to normal

If I had hit where I aimed.......it would've either killed him or crippled him for life.....
He didn't hold it against me, heck, he got his licks in on me at times...

and so it went when Men were Men.......©