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💤 You know, this board is a lot more interesting in the winter. During the nice, warm summer weather, your board is like watching Henry Fonda pick blueberries.
In the winter, I enjoy watching you battle a metric ass-ton of snow, broken fences, inconsiderate neighbors, frozen equipment, missing calves and cattle, broken axles, sheriffs, poachers, and gun-toting killers coming after you in the night.
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" Lol .. !! . dat be a goodie " .. !!
Free marriage tip…. pic.twitter.com/8zX93YLHHG
— Jim Weed (@JimBobW49) August 9, 2023
Good one! Thing was so helpful!
Notice the name of the movie?
— PAUL ALIEN 9💎🔞🔞🔞 (@PhilipL47837986) August 5, 2023
will admit-- it took a second to figure that one. cop porn
— Jokerswild (@JokersWildUK) August 4, 2023
There was a Catholic Church, a Baptist Church and a Synagogue on opposing corners, at an intersection. One morning the Priest, th eRabbi and the Preacher were having coffee together. The Preacher and the Priest got into a rousing discussion about winning over members from each others congregations. The Rabbi, secure with his flock said he would observe.
That Sunday, the Priest gave rousing sermon.
The following Sunday, The Preacher gave a rousing sermon. The choir sang "There's a Gold Mine In The Sky"
50 Jews joined the Baptist Church
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A long joke. Worth the read. LOL
A Priest & a Rabbi were riding in a car together, when they had a serious wreck.. They both crawled out of the wreckage. The Priest crossed himself
The Rabbi went through the same motions.
The Priest; "How dare you mimic me, crossing myself.
The Rabbi " Mimicing? Who is mimicking? I'm checkink. specticles--testicles, vallet, vatch"
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At a conference of religious leaders, three of the most prominent individuals got into a discussion of which of them had the strongest faith and ability to convert the heathens. One was a Catholic Priest, one a Baptist Minister, and one a Jewish Rabbi.
As the night went on, and each one's claims became more fanciful, one of them claimed "I bet I could convert a bear." Rather than challenge the claim, the other two insisted they could convert a bear as easily as he. They decided they would make it a challenge, each would find and attempt to convert a bear the next weekend in Yellowstone National Park.
After that weekend, the Priest and the Minister happened to bump into each other at the local hospital, where each was making the rounds to visit patients from their particular denominations.
"I did it!" claimed the Priest. "I read to the bear from the Catechism, sprinkled him with holy water and next week is his First Communion." The Priest did have a few scratches on him, but nothing bad.
The Minister also had a few small cuts and bruises, but nothing major. "I too succeeded in my efforts. I found a bear by the stream, preached God's holy word and he let me baptize him in the river."
The two of them rejoiced in their successes and were about to part ways when a couple of paramedics came rushing by with a gurney on their way to the emergency room. On the gurney was the Rabbi and he was a mess. He had cut and bite marks all over him and at least a dozen broken bones. He was barely conscious, but was able to identify his colleagues as they followed alongside him. He gestured them close to his mouth and in a strained voice he said to them, "maybe I shouldn't have started with circumcision."
This is so funny 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/Wi2Eavaxb5
— 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕷𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘™️ (@CL4WS_OUT) August 1, 2023
— Charles Palmer (@Charles02339637) August 1, 2023
Perfect depiction of what's wrong with this country. 7 attacks on the secret service guys. 1 went to the hospital.
If it was one of our dogs, do you honestly think the pooch would be going back to doggie school for the 8th time!?
NOTHING touches this swine family.
Morning! 😘 pic.twitter.com/eC8tu8zI1b
— Bonita (@_1Bonita_) July 26, 2023
We can at least give it a try 😜 pic.twitter.com/3RCIl9XXGM
— Jenn X (@pinkyjennifer) July 26, 2023
— getmoreshares (@getmoreshares) July 25, 2023
🤭🤭🤭 pic.twitter.com/ErJrGDWMB1
— ♡𝕣ꪖꪜꫀꪀ ડ᭙ꪖꪶꪶꪮ᭙ડ♡ (@Raven_Swallows) July 24, 2023
— Katy. NO DM’S (@Katy1927) July 24, 2023
😬😏😆 pic.twitter.com/SOHloqhQ4W
— Wi-no Trmpwan (@UnoTrmpwan2) July 24, 2023
— M2 (@Amer1can_Barbie) July 24, 2023
— Ron_H🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🗽 (@Rabid_AU) July 23, 2023
Sadly true as well.
Men 😄😬 pic.twitter.com/bVnUqmQtSW
— Bonita (@_1Bonita_) July 21, 2023
you got THAT right!!
couldn't just sit and do nothing
so found me a 3500 lb hand winch that will work to replace
the hydraulic one....AND because it sucked picking it up off the ground
got to looking at swivel trailer jacks and then went and looked at it again
and I have a weld on jack....and some 2" drill stem steel pipe...
and turns out the "hitch" is a piece of pipe, run through a bigger pipe welded on
that has a pin through it, so all I need to do is take a piece of my 2", drill a couple holes
and I can put my jack on it AND drill an extra hole past that to drop a pin in it
to move it around.....was too fried yesterday and the evening before to even notice...
and it was too friggin' hot to stand out there in KS and look at it...
I about flipped when I noticed how shitty the hookup is.......
I paid $300 for the auger in an auction....and it cost me that much in fuel
to go get it, BUT got the small short augers cheap- $50 each....with only 30 extra miles
and was having a time finding one cheap.......one will take the corn and transfer it
into my Grinder/mixer from the Grain bins I got....picked up 4 reasonable on auction
so still have to get them set up
and was glad didn't have to buy tires for the auger....they've been going for $1600
and up and needed tires to boot which means doing all that crap out on the road
Basically $2000 plus having to go get the auger and this one was closer than any
others I could get. So can't complain about what have spent...
next big job AFTER getting the hand crank installed
is shortening that 60' down to 40' or so....it's too damn long now
but will be a heavy duty 40' when I get done with it
but can't do a damn thing with it until I can lower it down flat to work on it
so a couple hours of basically office work to finish out my day
and order some supplies I needed anyway.
BUT I am DAMN glad to have that trip over with.
Got my big bucket for the telehandler, got my 4 spear- bale spear,
and my adapter to use 'em came in the other day....have some big bales to stack
get this auger set.....
now hoping to get some big 12" x 12" timbers to mount the bins to
don't feel like pouring concrete and with them bolted to big timbers
can always unbolt and move them if I change things around
Need some Jehovah Witnesses to stop by to "visit" and preach
I tell 'em....if you work, you can talk.....
one day of that and they don't come back
FOR YEARS.......until a new batch of young and dumb comes by...
the hardest part of it
is not laughing my ass off.......keeping a straight face....
and it IS HARD not to laugh....I mean really hard......
there was no video-- bet those cops laughed their ass off!
Maybe that woman is a descendant of Aileen Wuornos---Florida's highway serial killer.
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bet your glad thats done!!!!!!!!
Yes...
— 🅰🅼🅴🆁🅸🅲🅰 🆁🅴🅰🅻 (@AmericaReal3) July 20, 2023
This actually happened. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🌴🌴🌴 pic.twitter.com/FqmFFJHm5j
took it easy some on Sunday only worked 6-7 hours
don't remember Saturday
legs are doing some better
9 hours worked Monday
15.5 on Tuesday with some of it 98º in KS and was a bit rough
9.5 yesterday with NO breaks on Tuesday-Wednesday....
only 6 hrs so far today.......took a quick break to eat some beef and bacon wraps
it's HOT and WINDY out there..........
picked up 2 - 10' x 4" augers with electric motors at one place
loaded them inside the 'Burb...they were laying in NASTY goatheads..
nasty enough one "soft" looking green one stuck me in the finger and bled from it
then went 30 miles on backroads and picked up a 60' grain auger and the axle
was over 10' wide....so had a bit of a trip
sent down a road with a 12' 5'' clearance and was at 12' 6" or so
in the middle of nowhere, no way to back out,
too far out to let air out of tires which were cracking some
and about 1/4 mile from hwy 40....
So chores done for today....did some figuring on how to shorten
that auger which has a HYDRAULIC winch....so was stuck with the clearance
where it was set...not even my big pipe wrench could force it to lower it
went and spot sprayed some thistles.....and it's like 86º out
had it hooked on my hitch with the ball off with a bolt and washers
set up a safety chain for it
that fucking train underpass...metal....had to unbolt it....after just getting it
set up just 12 miles before and then going down dirt roads I barely fit on
went easy at the underpass....so just tapped and backed off....and cussed
the SOB for setting that fucker that high KNOWING full well how I'd be leaving
so that auger ain't exactly light....picked it up and set it on the bumper
tightened up the chain and squeaked under.....knowing some geometry helped
then got it bolted back up and then it got REALLY dark being on the west edge
of the time change for KS...
got on hwy 40 and the lane ...had about a foot extra to stay ON the road
never mind the lane.....limped 23 miles and couldn't see but barely the tires
when my flashers were on.....got to that next small town and there was a HUGE
dirt lot....parked my ass in it.....was so damn wound up from fighting that thing
onto my hitch and then dealing with it again at the train underpass and then
white knuckle steering with semi's flying by 6" to a foot away
couldn't sleep and it was 92º outside, so ran the AC in the 'Burb
and ate 3 cold sandwiches and finally got about 4 hours sleep
then yesterday through Pueblo, CO....fun....Cañon City with gobs of lights
then 2 passes plus 60 miles on canyon with tight curves
plus construction everywhere with narrowed lanes
about a 400 mile trip with it.....and white knuckle driving for most of it
so my ass is pretty whipped..........
so right now am thinking load my belly up with something
and take a nap.....tomorrow's another day.....
but after I find me a mechanical hand winch for it.....about $50
can use the telehandler to hold it up while I switch winches
hope that bastard's ears were burning in KS when I cussed him
for setting that damn thing so high at the ass end...
but
no problems with cops for which I was grateful
might just be my ass is getting too old for this shit
About the year 2050, thinking people will be glad that Gen Zers cut their dicks off.
Call it pest control.
B2B
Where's the lie? pic.twitter.com/bLwwisVGh7
— ThēPrìcklyThìstle (@TheeThistle) July 19, 2023
— Jokerswild (@JokersWildUK) July 18, 2023
Awkward. 😂🤦♀️ pic.twitter.com/CLpNdbxkXT
— Jodi (@GenuinelyJodi) July 18, 2023
Great drink prices but the decor is so gauche!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/6d38Y1Zvf6
— Faye Williams (@Fayelacio) July 19, 2023
"----I don't like calling you at Work."
A lot of men aren't laughing at that!
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This is where folks come to swap stories, real or flat out lies about those things in life which make us happy.
Some might call it a Liar's Bench, but we should pride ourselves as being above lying and eloquently share our fun, bizarre, wild, wierd tales that defy logic.
Here's a subject list for starters:
Hunting, Fishing, Farting, Telling Crass Jokes, Turning wrenches on your truck or hotrod,
Building anything that you can drive, ride, sit in, shoot, or annoy the jerk next door, like adding so much power that your drivelines exploded.
Yours or a friend's worst drunk, wreck, accident or time you or someone you know made a complete fool of themselves... Sports bloopers you saw or were a part of.
NO Namby Pamby touchie feel crap is allowed!
No talking about computers or cell phones unless there was a pool of blood and you had to Rambo stitch yourself up..
No talking about changing diapers unless you left the diaper on the exhaust manifold of your neighbor's car who's always calling the cops.
Basic Rules for posting.
We're rated R, therefore ...No pornography... Unacceptable Profanity: the C-words.
ALL pic links posted MUST apply to the story at hand or the Pic be worth 1000 words.
[b]Absolutely NO talking about stocks in any part of any post.[/b]
Acceptable Profanity: Ass, Shit, Damn, Friggin, Bitch, Bastard, etc... Some abbreviations: SOB, POS, WTF, RTFLMAO etc... Farscape & Battlestar Galactica profanity allowed.
Use common sense and the same goes for jokes told.
I hate having to remove a great post because it goes too far. It's ok to make a preacher blush, but not faint.
We are not here to compete with the Guy's Room or any other board.
This is like when men are out on a hunting or fishing trip, sitting around a fire and the story swapping gets competitive and you sometimes hear things so outrageous you fall over laughing or you go home and buy that new programmer for your truck so it too will have MORE POWER.
I'm open to suggestions for IBox graphics...PM me the links when you have a good one...We're a work in progress.....Have fun!
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