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ALL my stock holdings are prime numbers. One of my secrets to stock market success.
Interesting. Isn't 51,786,999,343 a prime number?
According to the company they covered the short position with a special 3M to 1 FS for insiders who sold in error and then rewarded the remaining insiders who failed (unfortunately) to make a mistake by reclassifying their stock that looked just like ours but was restricted. They then gifted themselves 20M shares or more as compensation for solving the problem. There was a sticky issue with exceeding the maximum authorized share structure but they solved that by after the fact backdating FL SOS documents raising the authorized share structure to like 30T or some god awful number. They got the OS and float back under control by conducting an illegal never authorized unsanctioned except behind the scenes by regulators 3M to 1 reverse split. In fact, the whole ordeal here was so complex that the NASD generically referenced the situation calling for more powers so they could deal with this. It is real tricky going to the SEC and BEGGING for help with suspension of the Net Capital rule! Tricky language was required to appease shareholders that at some future point in time, after the JFK government assassination plans were released along with the 9-1-1 attack plans, when none of us were still alive nor our children, that justice would occur by regulators as they ensured the rules in force in 2004 were finally applied- say 2204 on the 200th anniversary or so! Now this unauthorized 3M to 1 RS was real tricky just like the extra unauthorized 3M to 1 FS - and was only applied to those shares sold in error and held by one of the original Oops sellers.
Damit, be specific dude! Just exactly what part of all of that was illegal? They adhered to every rule that was in the rule book man!
Oh wait, sorry, now I remember, the rule book got lost or thrown away. No one ever really knew for sure. It was a mystery with every bureaucrat that was approached pointing to someone else.
Typically, the IBox is way too long for any normal person to read. Don't think I saw any charts, either.
My broker doesn't know dick.
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I won't argue the point, but I don't see how your broker could be showing you with that many shares of MAMG.
GVRP? Sure I can see that.
But not MAMG
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IMPORTANT! - MAMG SHAREHOLDER COUNT IN PROGRESS!!!
GET SHORTY! TELL HIM YOU ARE LONG AND STRONG!!
Post what you have -- hit reply and copy and paste and add your share count to this list:
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Generic - 200 shares long and strong!
Bish - 101
SSP - 750
Churak - 100
swing man - 271 #msg-37984868
Mr Bill- 1001 (or 3 billion given the illegal non-authorized RS)
Buckey - 2 shares #msg-37984067
Art2Gecko - 2081
Janice Shell - 51,786,999,343
EvilTweety - 400
There is still a short position. Cancelled shares are an automatic cover.
Consider 46B shares and on average they pay $100 to cover their short position with US Govt Bail out loans-
So that is 4.6T the government takes back from Janice alone.
I am sure Janice wont mind considering she is saving the USA!
Besides she will have 5B at $100 or 500 BILLION bucks so she will get by - even with HyperInflation!
Wow! Janice SAVE America from the 2009 Collapse to 2012 DEPRESSION!
We need to go to Obama with this!
Just make them COVER their SHORTS and then TAX Janice 90% on her 51,786,999,343 shares.
Sorry Janice! But you are real good at timing sells so you still will do Ok with just 5B shares although Art will have you by a hair!
EvilTweety - 400 MAMG shares that refuse to leave my account although I have requested twice that Etrade remove the damn things. They won't budge..............
Sure is. I conspired with a, well, friend, who sold a few shares before the f/s, and just look what I've got now!!
you cheated ;) is that really the count your broker shows?
Generic - 200 shares long and strong!
Bish - 101
SSP - 750
Churak - 100
swing man - 271 #msg-37984868
Mr Bill- 1001 (or 3 billion given the illegal non-authorized RS)
Buckey - 2 shares #msg-37984067
Art2Gecko - 2081
Janice Shell - 51,786,999,343
IMPORTANT! - MAMG SHAREHOLDER COUNT IN PROGRESS!!!
GET SHORTY! TELL HIM YOU ARE LONG AND STRONG!!
Post what you have -- hit reply and copy and paste and add your share count to this list:
==============================================================
Generic - 200 shares long and strong!
Bish - 101
SSP - 750
Churak - 100
swing man - 271 #msg-37984868
Mr Bill- 1001 (or 3 billion given the illegal non-authorized RS)
Buckey - 2 shares #msg-37984067
Art2Gecko - 2081
Just a little fun Art
I just smeared PIZZA on my incredibly UGLY overpriced netbook!!!
And now I'm gonna EAT IT!!
That's how much I GLUV this company!!
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Generic - 200 shares long and strong!
Bish - 101
SSP - 750
Churak - 100
Crashman - 0
swing man - 271 #msg-37984868
Mr Bill- 1001 (or 3 billion given the illegal non-authorized RS)
Buckey - 2 shares #msg-37984067
Roach - 0 shares ( sold on last uptick)
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