GLUV Corp. B.O.D.

[janice shell]

ALL my stock holdings are prime numbers. One of my secrets to stock market success.

[Rev Kilgore Mullet]

Interesting. Isn't 51,786,999,343 a prime number?

[Mr. Bill]

According to the company they covered the short position with a special 3M to 1 FS for insiders who sold in error and then rewarded the remaining insiders who failed (unfortunately) to make a mistake by reclassifying their stock that looked just like ours but was restricted. They then gifted themselves 20M shares or more as compensation for solving the problem. There was a sticky issue with exceeding the maximum authorized share structure but they solved that by after the fact backdating FL SOS documents raising the authorized share structure to like 30T or some god awful number. They got the OS and float back under control by conducting an illegal never authorized unsanctioned except behind the scenes by regulators 3M to 1 reverse split. In fact, the whole ordeal here was so complex that the NASD generically referenced the situation calling for more powers so they could deal with this. It is real tricky going to the SEC and BEGGING for help with suspension of the Net Capital rule! Tricky language was required to appease shareholders that at some future point in time, after the JFK government assassination plans were released along with the 9-1-1 attack plans, when none of us were still alive nor our children, that justice would occur by regulators as they ensured the rules in force in 2004 were finally applied- say 2204 on the 200th anniversary or so! Now this unauthorized 3M to 1 RS was real tricky just like the extra unauthorized 3M to 1 FS - and was only applied to those shares sold in error and held by one of the original Oops sellers.

Damit, be specific dude! Just exactly what part of all of that was illegal? They adhered to every rule that was in the rule book man!

Oh wait, sorry, now I remember, the rule book got lost or thrown away. No one ever really knew for sure. It was a mystery with every bureaucrat that was approached pointing to someone else.

[janice shell]

Typically, the IBox is way too long for any normal person to read. Don't think I saw any charts, either.

[janice shell]

My broker doesn't know dick.

[Stock]

Just so everyone knows: I assume no responsibility for nine out of 10 posts on this message board on May 20, 2009.

You will have to guess which nine out of 10 to ignore.

How's that for a disclaimer?

Also, please read the iBox above for an important announcement right up there at the top of the page...

[Stock]

I won't argue the point, but I don't see how your broker could be showing you with that many shares of MAMG.

GVRP? Sure I can see that.

But not MAMG

[janice shell]

I will be your hero! "Selfless" doesn't begin to describe me!

[Stock]

IMPORTANT! - MAMG SHAREHOLDER COUNT IN PROGRESS!!!

GET SHORTY! TELL HIM YOU ARE LONG AND STRONG!!

Post what you have -- hit reply and copy and paste and add your share count to this list:

==============================================================

Generic - 200 shares long and strong!
Bish - 101
SSP - 750
Churak - 100
swing man - 271 #msg-37984868
Mr Bill- 1001 (or 3 billion given the illegal non-authorized RS)
Buckey - 2 shares #msg-37984067
Art2Gecko - 2081
Janice Shell - 51,786,999,343
EvilTweety - 400

[Stock]

There is still a short position. Cancelled shares are an automatic cover.

[Mr. Bill]

Consider 46B shares and on average they pay $100 to cover their short position with US Govt Bail out loans-

So that is 4.6T the government takes back from Janice alone.

I am sure Janice wont mind considering she is saving the USA!

Besides she will have 5B at $100 or 500 BILLION bucks so she will get by - even with HyperInflation!

[Mr. Bill]

Wow! Janice SAVE America from the 2009 Collapse to 2012 DEPRESSION!

We need to go to Obama with this!

Just make them COVER their SHORTS and then TAX Janice 90% on her 51,786,999,343 shares.

Sorry Janice! But you are real good at timing sells so you still will do Ok with just 5B shares although Art will have you by a hair!

[EvilTweety]

EvilTweety - 400 MAMG shares that refuse to leave my account although I have requested twice that Etrade remove the damn things. They won't budge..............

[janice shell]

Sure is. I conspired with a, well, friend, who sold a few shares before the f/s, and just look what I've got now!!

[Stock]

you cheated ;) is that really the count your broker shows?

[janice shell]

Generic - 200 shares long and strong!
Bish - 101
SSP - 750
Churak - 100
swing man - 271 #msg-37984868
Mr Bill- 1001 (or 3 billion given the illegal non-authorized RS)
Buckey - 2 shares #msg-37984067
Art2Gecko - 2081
Janice Shell - 51,786,999,343

[Stock]

IMPORTANT! - MAMG SHAREHOLDER COUNT IN PROGRESS!!!

GET SHORTY! TELL HIM YOU ARE LONG AND STRONG!!

Post what you have -- hit reply and copy and paste and add your share count to this list:

==============================================================

Generic - 200 shares long and strong!
Bish - 101
SSP - 750
Churak - 100
swing man - 271 #msg-37984868
Mr Bill- 1001 (or 3 billion given the illegal non-authorized RS)
Buckey - 2 shares #msg-37984067
Art2Gecko - 2081

[Stock]

Just a little fun Art

[janice shell]

I just smeared PIZZA on my incredibly UGLY overpriced netbook!!!

And now I'm gonna EAT IT!!

That's how much I GLUV this company!!

[Art2Gecko]

Art2Gecko - 2081 shares of MAMG.... wtf is going on here?

[Stock]

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[Stock]

Top 10 -- all it takes is a few motivated posters a few hours and a shit load of nonsense to "make it happen"

And DELETED posts just add to the totals.

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[janice shell]

Going to explode soon!!!!!!

EVERYONE wants and NEEDS GLUVS!!!

[janice shell]

I found a photo of a BUS on FACEBOOK!! I think it's GLUV's!!!

[janice shell]

I am going to Twister to post about the company and bring more players!

WELCOME TWITS!!!

[roach4091]

Generic - 200 shares long and strong!
Bish - 101
SSP - 750
Churak - 100
Crashman - 0
swing man - 271 #msg-37984868
Mr Bill- 1001 (or 3 billion given the illegal non-authorized RS)
Buckey - 2 shares #msg-37984067
Roach - 0 shares ( sold on last uptick)

[Rev Kilgore Mullet]

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[roach4091]

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[roach4091]

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I am about to turn into a pumpkin

[Reddog65]

So does Toby Keith


Oh wait, he loves this bar. Nevermind.

[Reddog65]

TOSd for being more than 3 sentences of inane babbling

[Stock]

Top 10! More DD

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[Reddog65]

I think I have all those symptoms right now

[Mr. Bill]

How to fit 300 DVDs on one disc
Information stored on layers
The different colours and polarisations of light access different images

A new optical recording method could pave the way for data discs with 300 times the storage capacity of standard DVDs, Nature journal reports.

The researchers say this could see a whopping 1.6 terabytes of information fit on a DVD-sized disc.

They describe their method as "five-dimensional" optical recording and say it could be commercialised.

The technique employs nanometre-scale particles of gold as a recording medium.

Researchers at Swinburne University of Technology in Australia have exploited the particular properties of these gold "nano-rods" by manipulating the light pointed at them.

The team members described what they did as adding two "dimensions" to the three spatial dimensions that discs already have.

They say they were able to introduce a spectral - or colour - dimension and a polarisation dimension.

The scientists used the nanoparticles to record information in a range of different colour wavelengths on the same physical disc location. This is a major improvement over traditional DVDs, which are recorded in a single colour wavelength with a laser.

Also, the amount of incoming laser light absorbed by the nanoparticles depends on its polarisation. This allowed the researchers to record different layers of information at different angles.

The researchers thus refer to the approach as 5-D recording. Previous research has demonstrated recording techniques based on colour or polarisation. But this is the first work that shows the integration of both. As a result, the scientists say they have achieved unprecedented data density.

It's not just elegant - there are a lot of experiments that are elegant - it's relatively straightforward
Tom Milster
University of Arizona

Their approach used 10-layer stacks composed of thin glass plates as the recording medium. If scaled up to a DVD-sized disk, the team would be able to record 1.6 terabytes - that is, 1,600 gigabytes - or over 300 times the quantity stored on a standard DVD.

Significant improvements could be made by thinning the spacer layers and using more than two polarisation angles - pushing the limits to 10 terabytes per disc and beyond, the researchers say.

Bit by bit

Recent efforts based on holography have shown that up to 500 Gb could potentially be stored on standard DVD-sized disks.

Holographic methods take all of the information to be recorded and encode it in the form of a graph showing how often certain frequencies arise in it.

That means that the recording process is a complex, all-at-once, all-or-nothing approach that would be difficult to implement on an industrial scale.

By contrast, 5-D recording is "bit-by-bit", like current CD and DVD writing processes in that each piece of information is recorded sequentially.

That is likely to mean that recording and read speeds would be comparatively slow, but the approach would be easier to integrate with existing technology.

"The optical system to record and read 5-D is very similar to the current DVD system," says James Chon, a co-author on the research.

"Therefore the industrial scale production of the compact system is possible."
DVD surface
DVD surfaces now are "2-D": just the position on the disc matters

Now that the method has been demonstrated in custom-made multi-layer stacks, the team is working in conjunction with Samsung to develop a drive that can record and read onto a DVD-sized disc.

Dr Chon says that the material cost of a disc would be less than five cents (£0.03), but there are a number of advantages in moving to silver nano-rods that would bring that cost down by a factor of 100.

For optical data storage expert Tom Milster, at the University of Arizona, the beauty of the approach is in its simplicity.

"It's not just elegant - there are a lot of experiments that are elegant - it's relatively straightforward," he told BBC News.

For the moment, the equipment needed to write the data would make a commercial system expensive, but that has not stopped the development of optical storage solutions in the past.

"For example, Blu-ray player is not a real easy system to realise; they've got some wonderful optics in there," Dr Milster said. "People thought that would be pretty difficult to do but others managed to do it."

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