GLUV Corp. B.O.D.

[roach4091]

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[Reddog65]

And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these feet, huh? You failed to mention that. You don't do very good dd dammit.


Ok....clock is ticking. Down to a couple o swallows.

[roach4091]

Just close one eye and look out of the other with both hands tied behind your back and going for the gusto!

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[Reddog65]

Again, I think I understood that.

[roach4091]

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[Reddog65]

After the enchilladas I just had, I am about to initiate my own Seismic Gas Project.





Oh shit, I didn't just say that did I? Mods, don't you DARE delete!

[roach4091]

I LOVE THIS COMPANY!!!!!!!

[roach4091]

oooo what you said!!!

[roach4091]

LATEST NEWS:

CALGARY, Alberta--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Oct. 31,
2005--Premium Petroleum, Inc. is pleased to
announce that it has initiated its Seismic
program on its Boyne Lake Gas Project. Due to
the channel sand nature of the geology at the
site, management has decided to shoot a seismic
program to assist in identifying the optimum
drill location on the subject lands. To this
end, a highly respected geophysical firm of
Petrel Robertson Consulting Ltd. has been
retained to design, oversee, and interpret a 3-
line 8 km seismic program. This program should
be completed and interpreted within the next 30
to 60 days, subject to equipment availability.

"The power of seismic is that it raises the
probability of success," commented Bruce
Thomson, President and Chief Executive Officer
of Premium Petroleum, Inc. "In this case from
an estimated 35% to an over 70%," concluded
Thomson.


The time to get in on this is Now! Once these
small companies start moving, they appreciate
rapidly.


Please Watch this one trade all week!

[Reddog65]

It has been entertaining, eh? Keep it up please. I've got about 3/4 of a beer to finish. Then you can quit so I can go chill and watch tv in the bedroom.

[Stock]

front load gvrp

oops that was spsd 2b PM

sory

[Reddog65]

Anesthesia is for girls. Get your limbs chopped off like a man dammit!

[roach4091]

I LOVE THIS BOARD!!!!

[Stock]

anesthesa is making me dizzy please wait while doctor sows up and

wait

no

[Reddog65]

Edit? Edit? There's no edit in baseball!

[Stock]

i am fix typos. anesthesia... type one hand durig surgery

[roach4091]

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[Reddog65]

I see your "unbalaned" and I raise you a neurosis.

[roach4091]

nuff said

[Reddog65]

Neither is a Walmart

[roach4091]

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[roach4091]

Rome wasn't built in a day

[Stock]

The Admins will have to locate an Unbalanced Assistant to assist on this board if posts are not being deleted fast enough!

Please hear me now and listen to me later!

[Reddog65]

Set your phasers on stunning

[roach4091]

Being overrated is overrated!!!

[Reddog65]

Reality bites




And rehab is for quitters

[roach4091]

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[Reddog65]

I could give it to you, but then I would have to kill you. And I really don't have the energy right now.

[roach4091]

Well that is investing 101 so don't push it!! lol

[Stock]

REMINDER: Nothing is real here. Any posts based on reality will be deleted as off topic.

Reality is overrated!

[roach4091]

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[Reddog65]

We're going galactic next. Just a matter of time imho

[Reddog65]

Yes from what I understand that is correct. They have hired an outside IR firm....contact Skip Pedidoodah at 1-800-OU812

[Reddog65]

I must have had too many beers. I think I understood that.

[roach4091]

AFL.BO Invest in your favorite football locker room
BYO.AX Sounds like a logger party
CHIC The trendy stock
CRZY A highly volatile stock
CTCO.NS City thugs want your money!
GEEK Gotta have something to counter the CHIC stock
DABU.NS Forget Saturday Night Lives “da-bulls” and “da-bears”
BNCO.NS At least they are honest about the way they run their business
EMCO.NS More cons that are up front about their identity
FUN Stock investing can be fun and games
FUSEX No explanation needed here
GASEX The anti-flatulent mutual fund
GODD Now people can invest directly for future sins
HIT Be careful… you may take a hit with this stock
HUMP Forget pump and dump stock schemes
ICSEX Much better than seeing dead people. Alternative meaning: making love in Alaska
IMAN For the gender biased investor
INSEX This fund sees a lot of movement
LESS.BO Must be an F-F (female to female) company or an anti-perspirant company
LMNE Short this one because it is sure to go bad
LUV What’s love got to do with it?
MAN For the gender biased investor
ONE.TO The stock that likes to count
MORE.BO A stock that is sure to make you sweat
MRB.SN Every company needs a good BS-er, this one even named the company after him
MRFIX When your portfolio breaks, add this mutual fund
PNSEX The freaky golden shower mutual fund
RATIX Forget dog ticks, get the New York sewer variety
RATL Must be a baby toy manufacturer
SRRY Our apologies if you invested in this stock
URI The stock with multiple personalities
WMNXX Playboy’s favorite money market fund
WSOb This hot stock goes well with sushi

[roach4091]

lol
"I needed some pins," Omaha, NE homemaker Susan Bloski said. "My husband's unemployment just ran out, things have been pretty tight around the house, and, with so many things that need to be put on walls, pushpins are really the only thing I have to look forward to when I wake up."

[Stock]

Yes! That is a good rumor. The concrete will come from Dubai, Dubai, Do.

[roach4091]

European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty''s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).



In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivill servants will resieve this news with joy. Also the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typwriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Government will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"''s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivon vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

e no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivon vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

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[Reddog65]

And yet another......LOI signed to provide the entire world with these.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/pushpin_industry_thriving_in?utm_source=b-section

[roach4091]

NY Archdiocese Sells All Its Unprofitable Churches to Walmart

Written by Pointer

Story written: 19 May 2009

Tags: church

New entry way to South Bronx Immaculate Conception Wallmart Mall


Generations of New York City Roman Catholic families have celebrated their baptisms, marriages and funerals under the towering spires of their local parish churches. That was at least, until the Archdiocese under Cardinal Eddie "Efficiency Expert" Egan took the reins.

Egan employed the same "profitability formula" now popular among corporations that are firing loyal employees by the millions and closing franchises by the thousands.

Egan's spokesperson and accountant explained that the formula was simple: "You take the number of sacraments celebrated and divide it into the number of dollars in the collection. then you compare that number to the cost of the seven works of mercy. If there isn't a significant number left over for the enrichment of the local clergy (beer, wine, liquor, other essential largesse) and the big boys downtown and their taste for little boys, then the parish closes."

Many of these centuries old architectural masterpieces have become neighborhood Walmarts with distinctively ecclesiastical entry ways and some ushers have join the ranks of walmart greeters.

Wally Martin O'Brien claims that the new boss pays better and is a little less rude.