Astika Holdings Inc (ASKH)

[Xunefox]

Grr posted this on the wrong froggen board


Ok non tool/ furniture store joke.

2 raccoons are walking through the woods, 1 is from BC and the other from Newfoundland. As they are walking and talking ... SNAP SNAP they both get caught in leg hold traps.

Quote calmly the BC racoon says to the newfie raccoon "buddy just gnaw your leg off and you'll be free" BC raccoon gnaws his leg off and fucks off.

3 weeks later the BC raccoon is walking the same path and he see's the newfie raccoon still stuck in the trap. He says "man what the hell? I told you to gnaw your leg off and you would be free". Pissed off the newfie raccoon looks at the BC raccoon and says " lord tundering blue jesus boy, ive gnawed 3 of the fuckers off and i'm still stuck"

[Involuntary-Recluse]

Do crocs count 🤔????

[NewJerichoMan]

I shall present a summary of the latest charge against our WR 1...

...in the form of a triptych collage!

[puffadder]

The ASKH stockholders are the ones with no shoes

[Xunefox]

Ok, so

3 ASKH stock holders, a rabbi and a chicken are walking down the road....




.... oo damn wrong board peeps.

[TURCH]

Holiday season 24 only a few months away

Patience sir


Regards

[Involuntary-Recluse]

Thursday yet again T

[Involuntary-Recluse]

Hmmm, you may be on to something Mr Adder sir.
Maybe if ASKH had a billion shares o/s it would be trading at ????????????????????????????

[puffadder]

IGPK a 12 bagger since beginning of ‘24 with 4.5 Bil OS - and good old ASKH down 76% - gotta love jungle land lol. Oh well as T says the holidays are right around the corner.

[Involuntary-Recluse]

Take it to the bank, 3peat a hop, skip and a TD away
A feat that may never again be duplicated imho (of course them Boys had a 5peat in their sights many moons ago 😂) Really, they did 😂

[nsomniyak]

OK - how about this one?

A Korean CEO walks into a hardware store...

...and asks the clerk "got any good food?"

:)

[Involuntary-Recluse]

You adding down here?

[NewJerichoMan]

Our WR1 is more likely to serve a stint in the pokey than the elusive 3-peat.

But fingers crossed we can avoid the long arm of the law and make history.

[ThirdSyte]

Well...no early morning paint.

[Involuntary-Recluse]

Worthy of the top sticky post

[puffadder]

Hardware store is TOO close to furniture store which is taboo on this board. The only one with the blessing of the board to discuss furniture is Turch who is basing retirement on the returns from that "Acquisition".

[Xunefox]

I dont bet on cricket .... 😂😂

[Involuntary-Recluse]

I raise you Lions go undefeated 😂

[Xunefox]

Bengals go 14 straight (wins that is)

[Involuntary-Recluse]

On to important matters;

I see them Boys at 9-8 this upcoming season.
I also foresee history in the making as KC breaks the curse and gets that elusive 3peat

A feat that neither the Boys, Pats, Pack, Steelers,Broncos,Fish, or 49ers could achieve....

imho

[Xunefox]

Maybe some people just dont like ducks.... or hardware stores!

[Xunefox]

YES!!!!

I love that joke, its better in person but a great joke!

[nsomniyak]

I liked the duck joke

[Xunefox]

Hmmm

[NewJerichoMan]

What do you need in order to make a small fortune with $ASKH?
Start with a large fortune.

[puffadder]

Duck runs in to Deng at the photo shop ….

Duck - how’s that ASKH stock holding up
Deng - BWAAHHAAA

Duck - You’re closing on that merger soon right
Deng - BWAAHHAAAAA

Duck - Well at least the future looks pretty bright
Deng - BWAAAAAHHHHAAAAASHIT

Load $$$$!

[Xunefox]

Wow tough crowd

[Xunefox]

A duck walks into a hardware store...
He asks the clerk, "Do you got any grapes?"

The clerk looks at the duck confused and says "Well, no this is a hardware store."

The duck shrugs it off and leaves.

The next day the duck returns to the hardware store, looks around and asks the clerk, "Do you got any grapes?"

The clerk kind of irritated asks the duck to leave, as there are obviously no grapes being sold at a hardware store. Ever.

Lo and behold the following day the duck enters the same hardware store and asks the clerk "Do you have any grapes?"

The clerk, having had enough of this tells the duck, "If you ever set foot in this hardware store asking for grapes again, I'm going to staple your beak shut!"

The duck leaves, only to come walking right back in moments later and asks, "Do you have any staples?"

The clerk looks at the staples shelf, "Hmmm, sorry we are all out"

The duck looks at the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?

[GRegoty]

Another acquisition: ASKH has acquired a state of the art cork soaking facility in San Francisco. Dung has 20 years experience and certified in Germany as a cork soaker. Dung is relocating to California to be "hands on" at the new facility. He says he can't wait to finish this acquisition as he lives for cork soaking.

[puffadder]

Accumulating 100k here under .02 for the flip - Sam Altman be damned when you have a merge team like ours

[Involuntary-Recluse]

Even CLHI that has nothing going for it at the moment and is restricted at most brokers is bid .024 😂

Like i said before, if you really have 4.2 million ASKH shares here Mr Adder sir and close to $100k in this, good luck 🤞 going to be an adventure blowing off my measly stake 😂 compared to yours...

imho

[Involuntary-Recluse]

Nothing sad about that Mr Adder, one reaps what they sow

[Involuntary-Recluse]

It's part of the ASKH master plan. Bore them with nothing, shower them with nothing

[Involuntary-Recluse]

Rotflmfao 😂

Long live the women of bygone eras, when wombs and boobs were the norm..

Todays "woman" no god damned CLASS baby, whatsoever,,,,yeah talking about you Emily R and your porn dress,,,,,,,,,,oh wait you were at the Met Gala 😂

😂 😂

[puffadder]

SPZi 5.8 BIL share merge play gonna pass us soon - sad

[barttt]

Love how this is bleeding into nothing because of 6k share days

[Xunefox]

Specifics shall not be shared (As I nod my head up and down)

[GRegoty]

Did I miss where dung came out as a he/she/it or a cat or something?

[nsomniyak]

love it!

[Xunefox]

A blonde non binary, non gender specific,cis gendered, female who identifies as a cat is walking down the beach on the side of a river. As shes walking, a blonde on the other side of the river yells over and says " hey, how do you get to the other side"

With disgust and disdain the first blonde says "you are the reason all us blonde, non binary, non gender specific, cis gendered, female who identifies as a cat get a bad name!!!! YOUR ON THE OTHER SIDE" and stomps off

[Xunefox]

Lmfao

[Xunefox]

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahabah...... alas my attentions are as skewed a skeptic as they can be now, i feel as if i shall be looking into a well know unmanscaped mirror 10 years from now going.......$1.59.... any day now!

[Involuntary-Recluse]

??????????

[TURCH]

.05 max


Regards

[Involuntary-Recluse]

That high,,,,,,,,,any intention of averaging down?

[Xunefox]

Wow, thats my "even" bagger 🥳🥳😂😂😂

[Involuntary-Recluse]

Although my $1.59 is off the table for good (sadly), anything over .085 works as to ensure a measly 10 bagger after all these years..
The second coming has better odds than ASKH doing anything imho....

[puffadder]

One hell of a bid sharp shooter

[NewJerichoMan]

I just put a BID out there if you want to drop a few?

[Involuntary-Recluse]

Will be very interesting to see if it gets back to 2017 levels.