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Grr posted this on the wrong froggen board


Ok non tool/ furniture store joke.

2 raccoons are walking through the woods, 1 is from BC and the other from Newfoundland. As they are walking and talking ... SNAP SNAP they both get caught in leg hold traps.

Quote calmly the BC racoon says to the newfie raccoon "buddy just gnaw your leg off and you'll be free" BC raccoon gnaws his leg off and fucks off.

3 weeks later the BC raccoon is walking the same path and he see's the newfie raccoon still stuck in the trap. He says "man what the hell? I told you to gnaw your leg off and you would be free". Pissed off the newfie raccoon looks at the BC raccoon and says " lord tundering blue jesus boy, ive gnawed 3 of the fuckers off and i'm still stuck"