12 Days of iHub (2009)

[IH Admin [Shelly]]

I understand that the 12 Days of iHub has been misunderstood by some.

This was intended to be a parody of the daily postings on this site. As Admin we read hundreds of posts each day and see some version of each of the 12 Day's messages regularly. As many of you come across these very same posts in your travels around iHub, our hope was that you would all enjoy and appreciate this satire.

It was intended as a fun, light hearted way to end this very stressful, tumultuous time that many have endured this past year.

We are very fortunate to have a loved, loyal and hilarious User who took this idea and made it a masterpiece. If you don't yet see the genius of it, sing all twelve verses out loud. Guaranteed you'll be at least smiling by the end. :)

Hope you all have a very happy, healthy, prosperous 2010!

Happy Holidays!

[No Moderator]

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Ihubbers sent to me
Twelve flippers dumping,
Eleven pumpers pumping,
Ten bashers bashing,
Nine shorts bid whacking,
Eight multi-baggas,
Seven true longs buying,
Six IRs lying,
Five boards to spam!
Four pinching bollies,
Three FTDs,
Two gagged TAs,
And a trial for L2 that was free!

[IH Admin [Santa Claus]]

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Ihubbers sent to me
Eleven pumpers pumping,
Ten bashers bashing,
Nine shorts bid whacking,
Eight multi-baggas,
Seven true longs buying,
Six IRs lying,
Five boards to spam!
Four pinching bollies,
Three FTDs,
Two gagged TAs,
And a trial for L2 that was free.

[IH Admin [Rudolph]]

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Ihubbers sent to me
Ten bashers bashing,
Nine shorts bid whacking,
Eight multi-baggas,
Seven true longs buying,
Six IRs lying,
Five boards to spam!
Four pinching bollies,
Three FTDs,
Two gagged TAs,
And a trial for L2 that was free.

[IH Geek [Meatloaf]]

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Ihubbers sent to me
Nine shorts bid whacking,
Eight multi-baggas,
Seven true longs buying,
Six IRs lying,
Five boards to spam!
Four pinching bollies,
Three FTDs,
Two gagged TAs,
And a trial for L2 that was free.

[ADVFN Support [Erwin] (former)]

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Ihubbers sent to me
Eight multi-baggas,
Seven true longs buying,
Six IRs lying,
Five boards to spam!
Four pinching bollies,
Three FTDs,
Two gagged TAs,
And a trial for L2 that was free.

[IH Geek [Warren] (former)]

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Ihubbers sent to me
Seven true longs buying,
Six IRs lying,
Five boards to spam!
Four pinching bollies,
Three FTDs,
Two gagged TAs,
And a trial for L2 that was free.

[IH Admin]

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Ihubbers sent to me
Six IRs lying,
Five boards to spam!
Four pinching bollies,
Three FTDs,
Two gagged TAs,
And a link for L2 that was free.

[IH Geek [Dave]]

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Ihubbers sent to me
Five boards to spam!
Four pinching bollies,
Three FTDs,
Two gagged TAs,
And a trial for L2 that was free.

[IH Support [Sonya]]

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Ihubbers sent to me
Four pinching bollies,
Three FTDs,
Two gagged TAs,
And a trial for L2 that was free.

[IH Dan (Retired)]

On the third day of Christmas,
Ihubbers sent to me
Three FTDs,
Two gagged TAs,
And a trial for L2 that was free.

[Mattu]

On the second day of Christmas,
Ihubbers sent to me
Two gagged TAs
And a trial for L2 that was free

[IH Admin [Shelly]]

On the first day of Christmas,
Ihubbers sent to me
A trial for L2 that was free.