On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Ihubbers sent to me
Twelve flippers dumping,
Eleven pumpers pumping,
Ten bashers bashing,
Nine shorts bid whacking,
Eight multi-baggas,
Seven true longs buying,
Six IRs lying,
Five boards to spam!
Four pinching bollies,
Three FTDs,
Two gagged TAs,
And a trial for L2 that was free!