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Quotations from Chairman Trump





The Creme de La Creme of Donald Trump's Quotes From the Stump

Generations of schoolchildren will memorize these rubies of wisdom from President Donald J. Trump. This little red book captures history on the fly: insights from the future leader of the free world. It’s gonna be HUGE.

RosettaBooks
December 14, 2015 05:00 ET

NEW YORK, NY--(Marketwired - December 14, 2015) - Need an antidote to Trumpmania? Quotations from Chairman Trump, edited by journalist Carol Pogash, skewers Republican Presidential Candidate Donald Trump with his own words. From "dopes" & "clowns" to intelligence (his own) and stupidity (others), Trump's words are preserved here -- unfiltered, unabridged, unauthorized and unbelievable.

Now available in eBook [ http://www.amazon.com/Quotations-Chairman-Trump-Carol-Pogash-ebook/dp/B0197418ZK ], Quotations from Chairman Trump, published by RosettaBooks, adds to the heated national debate something that has been missing: satire.

The hardcover is available for pre-order [ http://www.amazon.com/Quotations-Chairman-Trump-Carol-Pogash/dp/0795348215 ], publishing Jan. 26, wherever books are sold.

This little red book is modeled after one of the bestselling books of all time, Quotations from Chairman Mao, but its inspiration emanates from the masters, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, who Pogash said, showed her the way.

"Every day Donald Trump finds someone else to ridicule. By framing his quotes, Mr. Trump becomes the target of his own ridicule," Pogash said, adding, "The book pricks the helium out of the man with the yellow hair."

Trump, The Christian: "The Bible means a lot to me but I don't want to get into specific verses."

Trump, The Philosopher King: "When somebody challenges you, fight back -- be brutal."

Everybody that’s hit me so far they’ve gone down. Gone down big league.
Sioux City, Iowa Oct 27, 2015

I’m a believer in polls. I only like them because I’ve been number one for 100 days now, which is pretty good. How often do you see polls are wrong?
USA Today, October 22, 2015

I honestly think those polls are wrong.
Trump comments after new polls showed Trump trailing Dr. Ben Carson in Iowa, The New York Times, October 24, 2015

It has not been easy for me; and you know I started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.
Town Hall meeting, The Today Show, October 26, 2015

What China did to us is the single greatest theft, single greatest robbery in the world. It’s true. China rebuilt China with our money. And I love China. They buy my apartments.
Jacksonville, FL, October 24, 2015

While in politics it is often smart to send out false messages…
Tweet, November 1, 2015

The book also includes seven original illustrations: Trump as Lady Liberty, Trump on Mount Rushmore, Trump in the White House and Trump reading his own Quotations from Chairman Trump -- all playing into the parody of a Trump presidency.

In her preface to the book, Pogash writes, "John F. Kennedy told the nation, 'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.' FDR assured a worried nation, 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' Now we can add Donald Trump's line, 'How stupid are the people of Iowa?'"

During the October 28, 2015 Republican debate, journalist John Harwood asked Trump if he was running a comic book version of a presidential campaign.

Pogash says, "Readers can judge for themselves."

http://www.marketwired.com/press-release/quotations-from-chairman-trump-skewers-trump-with-his-own-words-2081610.htm , http://www.amazon.com/Quotations-Chairman-Trump-Carol-Pogash-ebook/dp/B0197418ZK , http://www.amazon.com/Quotations-Chairman-Trump-Carol-Pogash/dp/0795348215


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How Donald Trump Partied During the Vietnam War

Published on Jul 20, 2015 by The Young Turks [ http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1yBKRuGpC1tSM73A0ZjYjQ / http://www.youtube.com/user/TheYoungTurks , http://www.youtube.com/user/TheYoungTurks/videos ]

Over the weekend, Donald Trump disparaged Senator John McCain’s military service record, saying he prefers soldiers who weren’t captured. Reporters have now looked into Trump’s activities during the Vietnam war. Cenk Uygur, host of The Young Turks, breaks it down. Tell us what you think in the comment section below.

"It was the spring of 1968, and Donald Trump had it good.

He was 21 years old and handsome with a full head of hair. He avoided the Vietnam War draft on his way to earning an Ivy League degree. He was fond of fancy dinners, beautiful women and outrageous clubs. Most important, he had a job in his father’s real estate company and a brain bursting with money-making ideas that would make him a billionaire.

“When I graduated from college, I had a net worth of perhaps $200,000,” he said in his 1987 autobiography “Trump: The Art of the Deal,” written with Tony Schwartz. (That’s about $1.4 million in 2015 dollars.) “I had my eye on Manhattan.””*

*Read more here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/07/20/what-donald-trump-was-up-to-while-john-mccain-was-suffering-as-a-prisoner-of-war/
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/celebrity/deferments-helped-trump-dodge-vietnam
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/trump-draft-deferment
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/tags/donald-trump

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLydb7K6zmY [with (over 5,000) comments]


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Can You Tell These Duke Nukem and Donald Trump Quotes Apart?

Published on Jan 16, 2016 by IGN [ http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKy1dAqELo0zrOtPkf0eTMw / http://www.youtube.com/user/IGNentertainment , http://www.youtube.com/user/IGNentertainment/videos ]

One loves beautiful women and wants to get rid of aliens, and the other is a video game character. Can you guess which is which?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B69L4UYvu2k [with comments]


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Are These Quotes From Donald Trump Or A Fictional Billionaire?

Published on Aug 26, 2015 by BuzzFeedBlue [ http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBUVGPsJzc1U8SECMgBaMFw / http://www.youtube.com/user/buzzfeedblue , http://www.youtube.com/user/buzzfeedblue/videos ]

We hit the streets of New York to see if people could tell the difference between Donald Trump and fictional billionaires.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv57e44lTJ8 [with comments]


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People Guess Donald Trump Facts: 2 Facts & A Fake

Published on Aug 20, 2015 by BuzzFeedBlue

Can you guess the real Donald Trump facts from the fake? Good luck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXJjeOELVJU [with comments]


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10 Stupidest Trump Quotes

Published on Sep 15, 2015 by The Amazing Atheist [ http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjNxszyFPasDdRoD9J6X-sw / http://www.youtube.com/user/TheAmazingAtheist , http://www.youtube.com/user/TheAmazingAtheist/videos ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZQqyuRL6yY [with comments]


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People With Disabilities Make Fun Of Donald Trump

Published on Dec 3, 2015 by BuzzFeedVideo [ http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpko_-a4wgz2u_DgDgd9fqA / http://www.youtube.com/user/BuzzFeedVideo , http://www.youtube.com/user/BuzzFeedVideo/videos ]

It’s payback time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8u1_U7-fLo [with (over 5,000) comments]


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If Guys Said What Donald Trump Says // The Try Guys

Published on Aug 12, 2015 by BuzzFeedVideo

“I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGlACrp1rG0 [with (over 9,000) comments]


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Donald Trump's Top 20 Insults

Published on Aug 1, 2015 by Gabbee [ http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCR19glb_uf1gAV5dtkfv5A / http://www.youtube.com/user/djgabrielpresents , http://www.youtube.com/user/djgabrielpresents/videos ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wWnBdM8OpE [with (over 12,000) comments]


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Donald Trump's Most Idiotic Moments

Published on Jul 14, 2015 by Imforeverone88 [ http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE9PF_Yt_9dcZksYFsQJ5hw / http://www.youtube.com/user/Imforeverone88 , http://www.youtube.com/user/Imforeverone88/videos ]

In a tale of wit and word, business magnate Donald Trump reveals the secrets of his genius, the might of his net worth, and the slogan that will make his political foes squirm. He is a man on a mission and he won't take no for an answer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLWaoMCUg0g [with (over 13,000) comments]


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THINGS TRUMP SAID (YIAY #184)

Published on Sep 26, 2015 by jacksfilms [ http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPcFg7aBbaVzXoIKSNqwaww / http://www.youtube.com/user/jacksfilms , http://www.youtube.com/user/jacksfilms/videos ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCfA1hbowcw [with (over 19,000) comments]


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