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This thread is designed to allow those members who get suspended a place to cool off, figure out what they did wrong, and eventually get out.

Instructions for those new to the Jail:
1) If you have gone to post and see the red alert saying "Your account has been suspended. You can only post to the Jail," then you are in the right place.
2) Check in here by posting a message to one of the Admins (a REPLY to a post made by one of the Admins).
3) Figure out what you did wrong (often, you already know).
4) Negotiate a deal and/or serve your time. Negotiate means acknowledge your violations and commit to abide by the rules of the site.

You can be here in two different scenarios:
1) We could be using the Jail as a temporary holding tank while you cool off and we get a few things straight (this is often the case)
2) We've thrown you in here because you are spamming, being a dolt, using multiple aliases, etc and you'll have to cut a deal with us and/or serve time.

Whatever you do, do NOT sign up for another account to circumvent your suspension.

Q: Should I send you a private msg to discuss this? Why are you ignoring me?
A: You can send a PM to IH Admin or you can post here. Be advised to leave out any vulgarity or reference to nazis and the like. We're not interested in either.

Q: Do you warn before you suspend people?
A: Not always. It's probably obvious what you got suspended for. If not, ask here.

Q: What if I think you are wrong about suspending me?
A: We are rarely wrong, but you are welcome to challenge us.

Current List of Invited Guests:

This board is read-only, except to Invited Guests and Admins.

You are at a fork in the road:

The Long Road Home:

"I didn't do it. The other guy made me do it. You busted to wrong guy. You just want to harass me. I'm going to sue. I'm reporting you to [insert favorite acronyms here]. I don't need this site. You all suck. I'll just (try to) post from a new account. You are violating my constitutional rights (and I failed high school civics)."

The Path of Least Resistance:

"Yep, guilty as charged. I acknowledge and regret my actions and I am prepared to accept the consequences. I commit to modify my bad behavior in the future."


Finally, do you resemble the following? If so, you should seriously rethink your approach or you will be spending much time here.


Free Speech

#108394  Sticky Note New Jailhouse Rule: Satan 12/18/13 02:03:11 PM
#108246  Sticky Note David, I have made the change you requested Satan 12/01/13 02:28:09 PM
#96980  Sticky Note It tells you the release time on your IH Admin [Dan] 07/18/10 12:21:14 AM
#94281  Sticky Note Recommended reading[/t IH Admin [Shelly] 12/14/09 08:03:39 AM
#94141  Sticky Note Look, it's clear you don't like the rules IH Admin [Shelly] 12/02/09 11:03:29 AM
#93890  Sticky Note iHub allows only one account per User. IH Admin [Shelly] 11/16/09 07:10:05 PM
#116330   what? Dipa 09/28/16 10:59:31 PM
#116329   I love how I get messages threatening to Mrzach3590 09/28/16 08:11:12 PM
#116328   I didn't do it. Release me please. HFTonfire 09/28/16 04:20:58 PM
#116327   I didn't know it was that short of realnewb 09/28/16 10:31:11 AM
#116326   you got 5.5 hrs left...chill Churak 09/28/16 10:26:56 AM
#116325   Trying to get out before my sentence is realnewb 09/28/16 10:01:54 AM
#116324   Hi...what's up? Churak 09/28/16 10:00:39 AM
#116323   Hello realnewb 09/28/16 09:52:59 AM
#116322   I'm in here for having a split personality..???? lottoluck12 09/27/16 08:52:19 PM
#116321   I think a few of the jailers should lottoluck12 09/27/16 08:51:44 PM
#116320   I'm enjoying jail. Not being able to comment Mrzach3590 09/27/16 08:18:06 PM
#116319   How does an inmate escape this hell hole? lottoluck12 09/27/16 08:10:41 PM
#116317   LOL! Probably not much longer! pennystockpro32 09/27/16 02:43:26 PM
#116316   Good for you pennystockpro32!!!!!!! :) Let's see how Bigfootbud 09/27/16 02:29:05 PM
#116315   I'll be cancelling my paid account with IHUB, pennystockpro32 09/27/16 09:34:21 AM
#116314   Very cozy in here. Do I get 3 cheapstucks 09/26/16 04:28:08 PM
#116313   ERBB - R.I.P cheapstucks 09/26/16 04:23:18 PM
#116310   BarCharts SFOR EXTREME GREEN SmallBuy 09/26/16 12:17:11 PM
#116309   SFOR im up 1300% Still BUll SmallBuy 09/26/16 12:14:08 PM
#116308   I need to violate someone... Mrzach3590 09/26/16 10:21:19 AM
#116307   God told me to do it! Mrzach3590 09/25/16 11:19:58 PM
#116306   Stock* Mrzach3590 09/25/16 03:19:27 PM
#116304   It's not my fault the mods delete all Mrzach3590 09/25/16 11:42:49 AM
#116303   It's over on 09/24/2016 08:42:58 PM EST IH Admin [Dan] 09/24/16 02:22:57 PM
#116302   Why am I here? Mrzach3590 09/24/16 12:49:00 PM
#116301   Looks like my suspension is over. Why am MoneyNeverSleeps 09/24/16 01:26:23 AM
#116300   HCTI BABY!! thora001 09/23/16 10:27:28 AM
#116299   09/23/2016 12:17:03 PM IH Admin [Edward] 09/21/16 02:02:26 PM
#116298   How does Friday, noonish work for you? Churak 09/21/16 11:05:42 AM
#116297   Hello,?? I promised to not spam, when can pennylandspirit 09/21/16 11:00:33 AM
#116296   DGAZ peteypickem 09/20/16 07:31:45 PM
#116295   SBFM peteypickem 09/20/16 07:27:57 PM
#116294   QLTI peteypickem 09/20/16 07:27:25 PM
#116293   Didn't u give them your credit card at peteypickem 09/19/16 04:43:26 PM
#116292   I am sorry I will never spam again pennylandspirit 09/19/16 02:48:52 PM
#116291   What do you mean by "we"? Churak 09/19/16 12:53:45 PM
#116290   How do we get out of here? Is pennylandspirit 09/19/16 12:44:12 PM
#116289   Eats, Shoots & Leaves... Churak 09/17/16 06:55:02 PM
#116288   It's Einstein moron peteypickem 09/17/16 06:14:38 PM
#116287   Crazy nice day here in Colorado! Hope y'all Jazzyjwels 09/17/16 03:18:22 PM
#116286   Basically a hazing board... Just do your time.... Jazzyjwels 09/17/16 03:09:29 PM
#116285   Wouldn't that post be considered a 'personal attack Churak 09/17/16 08:35:26 AM
#116284   Wouldn't that post be considered a 'personal attack peteypickem 09/17/16 07:57:09 AM
#116283   As-Salami and Bologna who gives a rats ass peteypickem 09/17/16 07:45:44 AM
#116282   Trump train! All I did was tell someone thora001 09/16/16 11:52:08 PM
#116281   I can't even send private messages?? thora001 09/16/16 11:19:29 PM
#116280   Is my regular cell still available ?????? I peteypickem 09/16/16 07:28:39 AM
#116279   Go ahead u can leave,,,,I've come in to peteypickem 09/16/16 07:26:46 AM
#116278   Aéropostale Acquisition Finalized (SPG) (GGP) Jazzyjwels 09/16/16 07:21:36 AM
#116277 Jazzyjwels 09/16/16 01:56:15 AM