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First and foremost - watch this:

Then go here to see if this helps you undersand why you're here:

Then read this if you're still confused:

Then read the stickies at the top of this board.

This thread is designed to allow those members who get suspended a place to cool off, figure out what they did wrong, and eventually, possibly, get out.

Instructions for those new to the Jail:
1) If you have gone to post and see the red alert saying "Your account has been suspended. You can only post to the Jail," then you are in the right place.
2) Figure out what you did wrong (often, you already know).

You can be here in two different scenarios:
1) We could be using the Jail as a temporary holding tank while you cool off and we get a few things straight (this is often the case)
2) We've thrown you in here because you are spamming, being a dolt, using multiple aliases, etc. and need to serve your time

Whatever you do, do NOT sign up for another account to circumvent your suspension.

Q: Should I send you a private msg to discuss this? Why are you ignoring me?
A: You can send a PM to IH Admin or you can post here. Be advised to leave out any vulgarity or reference to nazis and the like. We're not interested in either.

Q: Do you warn before you suspend people?
A: Generally, you've been warned.  But, if egregious actions, then, no, no warning. You're likely absolutely aware of what you did to get suspended so please don't waste any of our time pleading ingorance or innoncence of what you've done to violate the rules.  Just do your time.

Q: What if I think you are wrong about suspending me?
A: We are rarely wrong, but you are welcome to ask.

Current List of Invited Guests:

This board is read-only, except to Invited Guests and Admins.

You are at a fork in the road:

The Long Road Home:

"I didn't do it."  "The other guy made me do it."  "You busted the wrong guy,"  "You just want to harass me."  "I'm going to sue."  "I'm reporting you to [insert favorite acronyms here]" "I don't need this site."  "You all suck."  "I'll just (try to) post from a new account." "You are violating my constitutional rights (and I failed high school civics)."

The Path of Least Resistance:

"Yep, guilty as charged. I acknowledge and regret my actions and I am prepared to accept the consequences. I commit to modify my bad behavior in the future."

Finally, do you resemble the following? If so, you should seriously rethink your approach or you will be spending much time here.


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#108394  Sticky Note New Jailhouse Rule: Satan 12/18/13 02:03:11 PM
#108246  Sticky Note David, I have made the change you requested Satan 12/01/13 02:28:09 PM
#96980  Sticky Note It tells you the release time on your IH Dan (Retired) 07/18/10 12:21:14 AM
#94281  Sticky Note Recommended reading[/t IH Admin [Shelly] 12/14/09 08:03:39 AM
#94141  Sticky Note Look, it's clear you don't like the rules IH Admin [Shelly] 12/02/09 11:03:29 AM
#93890  Sticky Note iHub allows only one account per User. IH Admin [Shelly] 11/16/09 07:10:05 PM
#118242   AMFE: On the Radio in the Big House! Plowmaster 10/22/17 03:17:01 PM
#118240   Well... since I can’t post anywhere but here, StockBull 10/22/17 12:25:58 AM
#118239   TMPS is not a long term hold. mariosmack 10/21/17 11:57:04 PM
#118238   OCSY chart looking well. Set up to mariosmack 10/21/17 11:55:30 PM
#118237   AZFL looks like it is bleeding out slowly. mariosmack 10/21/17 11:53:50 PM
#118236   K Vikingformoney 10/21/17 10:32:57 PM
#118235   WARNING! AMFE RIOT IMPENDING NEXT WEEK! Plowmaster 10/21/17 12:59:27 PM
#118234   Looking good, CRACKED .19 today !!! Ar3ohdee 10/20/17 01:11:06 PM
#118233   Shhhh! AMFE Breakout in progress! Plowmaster 10/20/17 09:37:54 AM
#118232   #AMFE is looking primed to take off again Ar3ohdee 10/20/17 12:38:58 AM
#118231   Please delete my account. I do not wish Razlin 10/19/17 09:53:04 PM
#118230   DON’T DROP THE SOAP! Pick up AMFE Plowmaster 10/19/17 02:37:53 PM
#118229   Consisten high volume persist . Areli 10/19/17 09:35:38 AM
#118228   In Jail and its AMFE’s fault....again!!! Plowmaster 10/18/17 09:38:44 AM
#118227   Oh, did I forgot to mention that VCPS’s StockBull 10/16/17 02:38:33 PM
#118226   Your syntax will be missed. Satan 10/16/17 02:35:15 PM
#118225   Lesson learned on iHub. Call out someone for StockBull 10/16/17 02:30:24 PM
#118224   I see what I did wrong I wasn't TattooedTraderFry 10/16/17 12:08:46 PM
#118223   INMG is a pump and dump. Look mariosmack 10/15/17 10:40:55 AM
#118222   INMG is the ONLY Cannabis platform company Cherry 10/13/17 05:22:58 PM
#118221   "...I acknowledge and regret my actions..." goldenpolarbear 10/13/17 04:48:55 PM
#118220   OWCP trash is bearish long term. If mariosmack 10/12/17 01:14:38 PM
#118219   $UNVC DAVID DALTON CEO. METAL OF HONOR KEEP idig 10/12/17 10:54:00 AM
#118217   All you guys do is complain but haven't Vikingformoney 10/10/17 03:12:35 PM
#118216   IHUB history repeating itself? IH Geek [Dave] 10/10/17 02:53:19 PM
#118215   ONCI looks like a total scam. I served Joe Crab 10/10/17 01:18:27 PM
#118214   Just heard ticker when is in conversation Vikingformoney 10/10/17 12:11:29 PM
#118213   I cant figure it out either... I guess wmeshel 10/07/17 11:59:37 AM
#118212   I understand and I will modify my behavior... wmeshel 10/07/17 11:08:59 AM
#118210   I want my Lawyer !!! Dspetry 10/06/17 05:28:50 PM
#118209   OWCP and SOUPQ delivered SELL signals by American Bulls: mariosmack 10/05/17 10:12:10 AM
#118208   Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross On The NAFTA Negotiations, Vipimage1 10/05/17 09:25:24 AM
#118206   HESG ELCR ECOS Vipimage1 10/05/17 09:14:42 AM
#118205   I still believe that we should vote no karcz44 10/04/17 04:35:24 PM
#118204   A bit discouraged but I have to hold MrJed 10/04/17 11:20:33 AM
#118203   $uhln more volume coming in. watch for breakout otcempire 10/02/17 07:05:39 PM
#118202   On the TMPS ASK, those are not shorts. mariosmack 10/02/17 11:34:22 AM
#118197   I really don't know about SOUPQ. Apparently mariosmack 10/02/17 02:31:04 AM
#118196   Admins: I acknowledged my wrong doing and apologize RWpinksheet 10/01/17 10:44:02 AM
#118194   I acknowledge I made a mistake. I in PhantomCash 09/30/17 10:20:22 AM
#118193   LOL I told all of you that the mariosmack 09/29/17 10:12:50 AM
#118192   The fact that EXAD lost 90% of its mariosmack 09/27/17 11:59:33 PM
#118191   I'm very happy that EXAD opened at .0001 mariosmack 09/27/17 07:32:09 PM
#118190   That was actually very nice. Did it ever Churak 09/27/17 02:30:14 PM
#118189   wow, now that wasn't nice. fresh28 09/27/17 02:24:50 PM
#118188   yes...look at your profile, Eisenstein. Churak 09/27/17 02:07:38 PM
#118187   seriously? fresh28 09/27/17 01:58:53 PM
#118186   till Thanksgiving... Churak 09/27/17 01:57:40 PM
#118185   how long do I have to spend in fresh28 09/27/17 01:54:29 PM
#118184   Good Job! LauraT 09/23/17 05:48:55 PM