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First and foremost - watch this:

Then go here to see if this helps you undersand why you're here:

Then read this if you're still confused:

Then read the stickies at the top of this board.

This thread is designed to allow those members who get suspended a place to cool off, figure out what they did wrong, and eventually, possibly, get out.

Instructions for those new to the Jail:
1) If you have gone to post and see the red alert saying "Your account has been suspended. You can only post to the Jail," then you are in the right place.
2) Figure out what you did wrong (often, you already know).

You can be here in two different scenarios:
1) We could be using the Jail as a temporary holding tank while you cool off and we get a few things straight (this is often the case)
2) We've thrown you in here because you are spamming, being a dolt, using multiple aliases, etc. and need to serve your time

Whatever you do, do NOT sign up for another account to circumvent your suspension.

Q: Should I send you a private msg to discuss this? Why are you ignoring me?
A: You can send a PM to IH Admin or you can post here. Be advised to leave out any vulgarity or reference to nazis and the like. We're not interested in either.

Q: Do you warn before you suspend people?
A: Generally, you've been warned.  But, if egregious actions, then, no, no warning. You're likely absolutely aware of what you did to get suspended so please don't waste any of our time pleading ingorance or innoncence of what you've done to violate the rules.  Just do your time.

Q: What if I think you are wrong about suspending me?
A: We are rarely wrong, but you are welcome to ask.

Current List of Invited Guests:

This board is read-only, except to Invited Guests and Admins.

You are at a fork in the road:

The Long Road Home:

"I didn't do it."  "The other guy made me do it."  "You busted the wrong guy,"  "You just want to harass me."  "I'm going to sue."  "I'm reporting you to [insert favorite acronyms here]" "I don't need this site."  "You all suck."  "I'll just (try to) post from a new account." "You are violating my constitutional rights (and I failed high school civics)."

The Path of Least Resistance:

"Yep, guilty as charged. I acknowledge and regret my actions and I am prepared to accept the consequences. I commit to modify my bad behavior in the future."

Finally, do you resemble the following? If so, you should seriously rethink your approach or you will be spending much time here.


Free Speech

#108394  Sticky Note New Jailhouse Rule: Satan 12/18/13 02:03:11 PM
#108246  Sticky Note David, I have made the change you requested Satan 12/01/13 02:28:09 PM
#96980  Sticky Note It tells you the release time on your IH Admin [Dan] 07/18/10 12:21:14 AM
#94281  Sticky Note Recommended reading[/t IH Admin [Shelly] 12/14/09 08:03:39 AM
#94141  Sticky Note Look, it's clear you don't like the rules IH Admin [Shelly] 12/02/09 11:03:29 AM
#93890  Sticky Note iHub allows only one account per User. IH Admin [Shelly] 11/16/09 07:10:05 PM
#117837   $DEWM @.0043 - OTC Stop sign removed, Yield HighYieldStocks 06/24/17 04:49:52 PM
#117836   $ARYC...Look at the L2 on ARYC.....Trading at .0068.....10k HighYieldStocks 06/24/17 04:48:10 PM
#117835   $ICTY has woken up today! Would be homey_g 06/23/17 01:04:40 PM
#117834   $SNDY shot up like a bat out of homey_g 06/23/17 12:59:09 PM
#117833   $SNDY has had a quiet but consistent week homey_g 06/23/17 09:00:24 AM
#117832   One account per user. IH Geek [Dave] 06/22/17 07:05:10 PM
#117831   no sure why i am here. sigh GreenCulturePodcast 06/22/17 04:01:46 PM
#117830   Ethereum crashed from $319 to 10 cents in badbadbad 06/22/17 04:40:54 AM
#117829   Rich Pharmaceuticals (RCHAD) badbadbad 06/21/17 07:31:45 PM
#117828   With some misgivings, we allow some inmates to Satan 06/21/17 10:53:01 AM
#117827   i personally think frzt's app is worthless junk. badbadbad 06/21/17 10:52:32 AM
#117825   Well, people here post about FRZT anyway. It's PhoenixwingzZ 06/21/17 10:30:11 AM
#117824   You're hilarious bandits46 06/20/17 10:32:04 PM
#117823   Because the coding for suspensions doesn't allow for IH Admin [Edward] 06/20/17 08:51:27 PM
#117822   I ask again, why 3 years? bandits46 06/20/17 06:24:24 PM
#117821   another beating badbadbad 06/20/17 04:24:56 PM
#117820   Freeze Tag Celebrates Garfield's Birthday With Rave Reviews badbadbad 06/20/17 07:01:32 AM
#117819   FRZT will go to .05...this was due to greekgal72 06/19/17 06:28:14 PM
#117818   Freeze Tag, Inc. (PC (FRZT) badbadbad 06/19/17 05:27:43 PM
#117817   why the F* am i in jail Dutchdaan 06/19/17 03:08:26 PM
#117816   BUY NOW FRZT REVERSE TREND!!!back up to .01 greekgal72 06/19/17 11:26:37 AM
#117815   Why am i here and when do i BeardedBasterrd 06/19/17 10:39:05 AM
#117814   88% Buy rating on the $SRCO daily chart jedijazz 06/19/17 09:17:55 AM
#117813   FRZT is no bs..its going to $1 today greekgal72 06/19/17 05:48:40 AM
#117812   HOLDING LONG FRZT 300k in fri greekgal72 06/18/17 07:44:21 AM
#117811 it asap..get rich! greekgal72 06/18/17 07:39:30 AM
#117810   Only $100 per official company press release! jedijazz 06/16/17 03:16:04 PM
#117809   TXTM 001 X 0011 NOW badbadbad 06/16/17 11:00:44 AM
#117808   TXTM 001 X 0011 NOW badbadbad 06/16/17 11:00:27 AM
#117807   TXTM 0009 X 001. was just 0007 x 0008 badbadbad 06/16/17 10:35:43 AM
#117806   Keep your eyes on TXTM in the following weeks badbadbad 06/16/17 09:35:10 AM
#117805   Let's see if $SNDY can close out the homey_g 06/16/17 08:27:39 AM
#117804   How do we get out of jail sooner? homey_g 06/15/17 12:17:53 PM
#117803   Can I get out of jail now? GmanCaddy 06/15/17 11:11:42 AM
#117802   Why 3 years? bandits46 06/14/17 08:58:22 PM
#117801   Your release date and time are displayed in IH Admin [Edward] 06/14/17 07:39:29 PM
#117800   How can I tell how long I am wayne49 06/14/17 12:01:01 AM
#117799   $MOLOF was awesome yesterday, check out all the homey_g 06/13/17 08:29:05 AM
#117798   $MOLOF is trading well today! homey_g 06/12/17 02:56:40 PM
#117797   A great article on $MOLOF homey_g 06/12/17 08:57:11 AM
#117796   Well executed. As a bonus win, you will IH Geek [Dave] 06/11/17 08:29:06 AM
#117795   SVTE value .09 cents click inside and scroll PowerPlay1 06/11/17 07:27:34 AM
#117794   I'm trying very hard not to be impressed. Satan 06/11/17 06:19:30 AM
#117793   That was a funny video of me being peteypickem 06/10/17 10:50:31 PM
#117792   Winna winna chicken dinna peteypickem 06/10/17 10:13:51 PM
#117790   Belmont Stakes Selection------ going with Tapwrit. $200 Win peteypickem 06/10/17 08:25:20 AM
#117789   SVTE .0015 SVTE - SERVICE TEAM - COMPILED PowerPlay1 06/09/17 07:53:31 PM
#117788   you sure know how to pick em Petey...I Honeycomb777 06/09/17 08:43:29 AM
#117787   $DDDX -- ON gap at .20. May not ThirdSyte 06/09/17 08:12:58 AM
#117786   Yep, guilty as charged. I acknowledge and regret mike41 06/09/17 07:38:31 AM