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First and foremost - watch this:

Then go here to see if this helps you undersand why you're here:

Then read this if you're still confused:

Then read the stickies at the top of this board.

This thread is designed to allow those members who get suspended a place to cool off, figure out what they did wrong, and eventually, possibly, get out.

Instructions for those new to the Jail:
1) If you have gone to post and see the red alert saying "Your account has been suspended. You can only post to the Jail," then you are in the right place.
2) Figure out what you did wrong (often, you already know).

You can be here in two different scenarios:
1) We could be using the Jail as a temporary holding tank while you cool off and we get a few things straight (this is often the case)
2) We've thrown you in here because you are spamming, being a dolt, using multiple aliases, etc. and need to serve your time

Whatever you do, do NOT sign up for another account to circumvent your suspension.

Q: Should I send you a private msg to discuss this? Why are you ignoring me?
A: You can send a PM to IH Admin or you can post here. Be advised to leave out any vulgarity or reference to nazis and the like. We're not interested in either.

Q: Do you warn before you suspend people?
A: Generally, you've been warned.  But, if egregious actions, then, no, no warning. You're likely absolutely aware of what you did to get suspended so please don't waste any of our time pleading ingorance or innoncence of what you've done to violate the rules.  Just do your time.

Q: What if I think you are wrong about suspending me?
A: We are rarely wrong, but you are welcome to ask.

Current List of Invited Guests:

This board is read-only, except to Invited Guests and Admins.

You are at a fork in the road:

The Long Road Home:

"I didn't do it."  "The other guy made me do it."  "You busted the wrong guy,"  "You just want to harass me."  "I'm going to sue."  "I'm reporting you to [insert favorite acronyms here]" "I don't need this site."  "You all suck."  "I'll just (try to) post from a new account." "You are violating my constitutional rights (and I failed high school civics)."

The Path of Least Resistance:

"Yep, guilty as charged. I acknowledge and regret my actions and I am prepared to accept the consequences. I commit to modify my bad behavior in the future."

Finally, do you resemble the following? If so, you should seriously rethink your approach or you will be spending much time here.


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#108394  Sticky Note New Jailhouse Rule: Satan 12/18/13 02:03:11 PM
#108246  Sticky Note David, I have made the change you requested Satan 12/01/13 02:28:09 PM
#96980  Sticky Note It tells you the release time on your IH Admin [Dan] 07/18/10 12:21:14 AM
#94281  Sticky Note Recommended reading[/t IH Admin [Shelly] 12/14/09 08:03:39 AM
#94141  Sticky Note Look, it's clear you don't like the rules IH Admin [Shelly] 12/02/09 11:03:29 AM
#93890  Sticky Note iHub allows only one account per User. IH Admin [Shelly] 11/16/09 07:10:05 PM
#118184   Good Job! LauraT 09/23/17 05:48:55 PM
#118183   Today's Fun Factoid: I am told that a Satan 09/23/17 12:25:55 PM
#118182   Thank you Slojab:) LauraT 09/22/17 09:41:09 PM
#118181   Suspension Expires = N/A? How long is N/A? LauraT 09/22/17 09:26:55 PM
#118177   I don't doubt it. If you guess mariosmack 09/21/17 09:43:32 AM
#118176   That's fine, I have been doing this for Mtrader16 09/21/17 08:40:18 AM
#118175   Averaging down in the OTC is suicide. mariosmack 09/20/17 06:25:31 PM
#118174   AMLH - Every tick lower, I add another Mtrader16 09/20/17 03:31:18 PM
#118173   Yesterday bought 20k $SOUPQ at .0108 and 30k mariosmack 09/20/17 12:01:15 PM
#118172   Interesting...thanks. homey_g 09/19/17 06:32:12 AM
#118171   It's gonna run with the ticker change imo... otcempire 09/17/17 08:03:34 PM
#118170   I am curious, though, what's with ORRV? mariosmack 09/17/17 06:26:58 PM
#118169   when you get accused of being a "paid" otcempire 09/17/17 12:24:41 PM
#118167   Stock is trash but DEWM chart looks bullish mariosmack 09/16/17 07:22:51 AM
#118166   Is there any difference between the $OWCP patents mariosmack 09/16/17 07:19:05 AM
#118164   using illegal business practices to take away user privileges IH Geek [Dave] 09/15/17 02:48:24 PM
#118163   And keep an eye on FNHI fink 09/15/17 02:45:00 PM
#118160   Now that we have recklessly suspended your posting Satan 09/15/17 06:05:17 AM
#118159   I see you're back already? That was quick. dwarren428 09/15/17 01:36:50 AM
#118158   We didn't steal anything, dwarren428 09/15/17 01:23:58 AM
#118157   You really need to think through these conspiracy IH Admin [Edward] 09/14/17 08:52:52 PM
#118156   Do tell. The world waits with bated breath. IH Admin [Edward] 09/14/17 08:46:26 PM
#118155   We didn't steal anything, and we gave an IH Geek [Dave] 09/14/17 07:48:00 PM
#118154   So you steal people's money without giving them Riedmeister 09/14/17 07:41:38 PM
#118153   This isn't surprising. Edward actually accepts bribes Riedmeister 09/14/17 07:33:51 PM
#118152   The entire world now gets to find out Riedmeister 09/14/17 07:26:01 PM
#118151   FNHI Still hot on thi fink 09/14/17 04:05:20 PM
#118150   Hey! fink 09/14/17 11:15:27 AM
#118149   Hey man...something like that. homey_g 09/14/17 11:15:14 AM
#118148   Good to see you again homey! fink 09/14/17 11:09:20 AM
#118147   We gonna make sum bank here! dwarren428 09/14/17 09:02:37 AM
#118146   $DSCR NEWS OUT homey_g 09/14/17 07:30:17 AM
#118145   OWCP never said that the rumors about the mariosmack 09/14/17 04:01:41 AM
#118143   Love it. Thanks for my Quiet time. Will PIGEON RIVER PROSPECTIN,TN 09/13/17 11:31:43 AM
#118141   It will tell you on your profile page smilley78 09/12/17 12:16:56 PM
#118140   When do i get out of here. BeardedBasterrd 09/12/17 10:49:51 AM
#118139   You didn't have any definitive evidence. IH Geek [Dave] 09/12/17 10:47:38 AM
#118138   We are now faced with a most difficult conundrum: Satan 09/12/17 09:41:47 AM
#118137   You put me in jail because you speculated dwarren428 09/12/17 09:30:41 AM
#118136   You are speculating that we are speculating. Just IH Geek [Dave] 09/12/17 07:36:45 AM
#118134   You're also as annoying as hell. Shaddap. dwarren428 09/12/17 04:42:40 AM
#118133   You keep dancing around my question. dwarren428 09/12/17 04:34:56 AM
#118132   Perhaps we should simplify that: Satan 09/11/17 02:38:18 PM
#118131   What you agreed to when you signed up... IH Admin [Shelly] 09/11/17 02:23:47 PM
#118130   Wow what a language wow. smilley78 09/11/17 02:20:11 PM
#118129   Stupid and litigious is a bad combination. Satan 09/11/17 02:10:07 PM
#118128   So you are the guard here, who is smilley78 09/11/17 01:15:10 PM
#118127   Haha first time offender for me, Ihub is smilley78 09/11/17 12:55:51 PM
#118126   When they are repeatedly brought to our attention, dwarren428 09/11/17 12:37:55 PM
#118125   Why, because DEWM has all of the Right dwarren428 09/11/17 03:16:45 AM