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First and foremost - watch this:

Then go here to see if this helps you undersand why you're here:

Then read this if you're still confused:

Then read the stickies at the top of this board.

This thread is designed to allow those members who get suspended a place to cool off, figure out what they did wrong, and eventually, possibly, get out.

Instructions for those new to the Jail:
1) If you have gone to post and see the red alert saying "Your account has been suspended. You can only post to the Jail," then you are in the right place.
2) Figure out what you did wrong (often, you already know).

You can be here in two different scenarios:
1) We could be using the Jail as a temporary holding tank while you cool off and we get a few things straight (this is often the case)
2) We've thrown you in here because you are spamming, being a dolt, using multiple aliases, etc. and need to serve your time

Whatever you do, do NOT sign up for another account to circumvent your suspension.

Q: Should I send you a private msg to discuss this? Why are you ignoring me?
A: You can send a PM to IH Admin or you can post here. Be advised to leave out any vulgarity or reference to nazis and the like. We're not interested in either.

Q: Do you warn before you suspend people?
A: Generally, you've been warned.  But, if egregious actions, then, no, no warning. You're likely absolutely aware of what you did to get suspended so please don't waste any of our time pleading ingorance or innoncence of what you've done to violate the rules.  Just do your time.

Q: What if I think you are wrong about suspending me?
A: We are rarely wrong, but you are welcome to ask.

Current List of Invited Guests:

This board is read-only, except to Invited Guests and Admins.

You are at a fork in the road:

The Long Road Home:

"I didn't do it."  "The other guy made me do it."  "You busted the wrong guy,"  "You just want to harass me."  "I'm going to sue."  "I'm reporting you to [insert favorite acronyms here]" "I don't need this site."  "You all suck."  "I'll just (try to) post from a new account." "You are violating my constitutional rights (and I failed high school civics)."

The Path of Least Resistance:

"Yep, guilty as charged. I acknowledge and regret my actions and I am prepared to accept the consequences. I commit to modify my bad behavior in the future."

Finally, do you resemble the following? If so, you should seriously rethink your approach or you will be spending much time here.


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#108394  Sticky Note New Jailhouse Rule: Satan 12/18/13 02:03:11 PM
#108246  Sticky Note David, I have made the change you requested Satan 12/01/13 02:28:09 PM
#96980  Sticky Note It tells you the release time on your IH Dan (Retired) 07/18/10 12:21:14 AM
#94281  Sticky Note Recommended reading[/t IH Admin [Shelly] 12/14/09 08:03:39 AM
#94141  Sticky Note Look, it's clear you don't like the rules IH Admin [Shelly] 12/02/09 11:03:29 AM
#93890  Sticky Note iHub allows only one account per User. IH Admin [Shelly] 11/16/09 07:10:05 PM
#118535   MMEX weekly chart(s)~~~For the week down –2.00% tothe 12/16/17 08:42:17 PM
#118534   EVIO weekly chart(s)~~~ Closed down –5.63% or tothe 12/16/17 08:02:12 PM
#118533   MMEX chart~~ T-trade 6 week total tothe 12/16/17 03:00:05 PM
#118532   HMLA THE ART OF FINDING FUTURE 10,000%+ RUNNERS. TradingGems 12/16/17 02:53:41 PM
#118531   HMLA the ACCUMULATION CANNOT BE DENIED. I love TradingGems 12/16/17 02:50:46 PM
#118530   I say weeeeeeeeeeeee Oink Oink.. JackAskSlap 12/15/17 06:21:03 PM
#118529   CSSI ~~~ squeeze alerts today & yesterday. That tothe 12/15/17 11:34:29 AM
#118528   CSSI .. blue sky break our potential chart, General Grievous 12/15/17 11:09:13 AM
#118527   EVIO chart~~~ BuyIns squeeze alert Dec 13, yesterday@12:15PST. tothe 12/15/17 09:49:47 AM
#118526   MMEX chart~~ T-trade total 5 weeks 4 days tothe 12/14/17 05:55:46 PM
#118525   6zzz will test today JackAskSlap 12/14/17 12:23:01 PM
#118524   What’s up, what’s coming? General Grievous 12/14/17 12:21:13 PM
#118523   NSAV while we wait for release JackAskSlap 12/14/17 12:20:23 PM
#118522   NSAV while we wait for release JackAskSlap 12/14/17 12:20:22 PM
#118521   "I can shit on you and you wouldnt Satan 12/14/17 06:53:01 AM
#118520   Well then I guess it's goodbye. Don't Satan 12/14/17 05:18:39 AM
#118519   FVRD- picked some up ahead of the inevitable General Grievous 12/14/17 01:03:25 AM
#118518   You must read this! General Grievous 12/14/17 01:01:26 AM
#118515   Do not circumvent because these idiots are tracking Trooth 12/14/17 12:41:50 AM
#118514   MMEX chart~&~T/A~~ T trade total 5 weeks & tothe 12/13/17 08:30:36 PM
#118513   AMFE chart: Busted DT pattern will look very tothe 12/13/17 12:00:57 PM
#118512   Yea the stores are real.. but the manner General Grievous 12/13/17 11:27:10 AM
#118511   It should be noted that the extent of General Grievous 12/13/17 11:20:49 AM
#118510   AMFE SCAM EXPOSED!!!!! Background: couple months General Grievous 12/13/17 10:40:38 AM
#118509   MMEX chart~~ T trade total 5 weeks & tothe 12/13/17 09:30:22 AM
#118508   JBZY chart~~~ scalp job? tothe 12/12/17 10:50:15 PM
#118505   Love JBZY board. What a turnout there today. spss1 12/12/17 10:05:09 PM
#118504   Your release date and time are displayed in IH Admin [Edward] 12/12/17 04:22:39 PM
#118503   How longs this jail sentenced for? JackAskSlap 12/12/17 03:45:13 PM
#118502   $PTOP news out >> Tuesday, December 12 2017 General Grievous 12/12/17 01:02:31 PM
#118501   PTOP ~~~ Squeeze alerts & margin calls tothe 12/12/17 01:00:18 PM
#118500   Fundamentals vs. Relative Valuation, 6 stocks. tothe 12/12/17 12:52:37 PM
#118499   #LTC!!! Litecoin baby! on fire! General Grievous 12/11/17 10:06:44 PM
#118498   MMEX chart~~ T trade total 5 weeks & tothe 12/11/17 09:55:28 PM
#118496   Picked up some PTOP down here, looks attractive General Grievous 12/11/17 01:52:51 PM
#118495   I was wondering when the pps was going pearjammer 12/11/17 01:09:28 PM
#118494   Hearken, Clement Chambers, Grand Poobah of the Loyal Satan 12/11/17 06:54:56 AM
#118493   wrong...happened @ 6:00 PM EST Sunday - Churak 12/11/17 04:19:16 AM
#118492   6 hours till bitcoin futures launch.. this is monumental General Grievous 12/10/17 11:48:46 PM
#118491   I’ve been thinking the same thing...if u like General Grievous 12/10/17 11:21:39 PM
#118490   No, I do not trade them. But that tothe 12/10/17 10:44:07 PM
#118489   I made a big this week on Litecoin General Grievous 12/10/17 09:57:17 PM
#118488   MMEX~~November monthly share volume, 9 MMs tothe 12/10/17 11:48:53 AM
#118487   FAGI charts~~~ Low floater tothe 12/09/17 10:53:23 PM
#118486   MMEX weekly chart(s)~~~For the week unchanged closing at tothe 12/09/17 10:12:02 PM
#118485   EVIO weekly chart(s)~~~ Closed down –7.79% or tothe 12/09/17 08:24:10 PM
#118483   FAGI WILL BE THE NEXT MULTI DOLLAR RUNNER General Grievous 12/09/17 05:22:43 PM
#118482   WHAT HAPPENED?? LOL General Grievous 12/09/17 05:14:03 PM
#118480   All I hear is donkey noises, can you General Grievous 12/08/17 05:55:03 PM
#118479   FAGI chart up 80%, Good call, I will tothe 12/08/17 05:54:00 PM