OT: Zack about that story...
Whoever posted that changed a line from the original story which explains it all.
"I work for a company called Global Calumny Funds in Stamford, CT."
It should read,
"I work for a company called Franklin, Andrews, Kramer & Edelstein in Stamford, CT"
Take the first letters of the names and see what they spell out.
LF