Yes, that would give you some points but you would get more if you broke it up and submitted it as many shorter insults/personal attacks. It was too long to read all the way through. Additionally, plagiarism is discouraged.
I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
Keep up the positive suggestions. All (well, most all) contributions welcomed.
Even sheep won't have sex with you
That could not be addressed to Churak.
As for the rest of it, I don't have the time to look up that many unfamiliar words. For that matter, I am not sure that I really want to know what many of them really mean.
I wonder how many people copied and pasted that and sent it to someone!!! I know I thought about it! Well now......looks like I have mail! Could it be?????? edit: sorry Matt, I read your request after posting!