OK, let's just make it simple. Kill the Dow triple top. That's all I ask. That will take care of the rest anyway.
I don't do them, so the market needs kill it to make everything right and beautiful in this world.
While they're at it, they should try and make tomorrow's 1-minute chart look like a unicorn, and anyone placing a sell order should get a free puppy. Instead of the closing bell at the NYSE, all the MM's should hold hands and sing "Beautiful" by Christina Aguillara.
The ramp would make me happy, the rest would be to make Augie happy.